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The Janitor

I'm gonna shove this broom so far up your arse...
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Test 1: 59.

Test 2: 51.

Test 3: 56.

I average about 55.3. Not surprising.
 

ToxicMaxQLinity

Action Bastard
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40-55: Laughing stock. Not too noteworthy, but enjoyable to point and laugh at.
43. Well, shit. I have a problem with Conservatism being worth more points than Liberalism, though. There are plenty, sure, but most lolcows are undoubtedly SJWs, so that feels skewed. If that was corrected, I'd be a tier lower. Oddball.

Excuse me while I Reeeeeee

EDIT: Saw the second test on page 24. Scored a 22 that time. "NORP. Normal, ordinary, reasonable person. Decidedly NOT a lolcow. "
I feel better.
 
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UnclePhil

Getting older in a changing, frightening world.
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41.

I'm over 30, follow some video game franchises, can't draw for shit, am mildly to severely irritable at times, curse a lot when irritable, and live with someone else besides my parents (my wife.) Have been told I fit the mold of 'Libertarian,' but Christ, I don't know. Do whatever you want in moderation but leave me out of it.

Please accept my pound of flesh, bait thread!
 

Fat Pikachu

Is your privilege running? You better go check it!
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39 -- oh god I'm a borderline laughingstock.
Glad I never used the internet when I was younger because I would have gotten an easy 100.
 
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Chichan

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First:40
Second:31
Third:39
Living situation fucked me I have goals for employment, but stuff keeps getting fucked and I am not an only child so back burner I go.
I want to be a dialysis technician I want to help people because I know what it feels like to feel helpless or like no one cares. Sorry for the powerlevel.
 
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Derp From Above

Stupid is as Stupid Derps
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51

I am wandering how many points I get for being a fan [I counted the full ammo] but not like a super fan? I mean I love me some animu but I'm not passionate about it. Fark me.
 

WinterMoonsLight

J'ai une âme solitaire
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36 on the original test (didn't bother to go searching for the other revisions)

I'm not rich enough to be called eccentric, so I suppose I'll just settle for weirdo. I can live with that.
 

SinEater

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Okay, so what if you, lets say stream video games for about 8 hours a week, but it is really just an excuse to hang out online with a friend that moved away? Can I dock some points for that or does that make it worse? I'm at 68 for the page 24 test and I want to know if this will tip it.
 

the bee flies anyways

♡ ✧・゚:* bees ♡ ✧・゚:*
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first test: 76
second test: 64

I'm pretty disappointed with myself, but I'll try to improve to get a low score, I hope,,,, someday.
 

D min7

Eh
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57 on the original
52 on the Pg. 24 revised quiz

A little worrying, I guess, but I can live with it.
 
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