45- Eccentric. UwUOne: How intelligent are you?
Average Intelligence (2)
Two: How do you react towards reasonable criticism?
I take it, and try to improve with the advice if true. (1)
Three: What is your fitness like?
Average weight, I keep myself that way on purpose. (1)
Four: What is your Sex?
Actual Tranny (1)
Five: How are you doing employment wise?
I'm working part time cause I want to. (2)
Six: What's your education?
Education beyond High School Level (2)
Seven: Where are you on the Autism spectrum?
Clear Assbergers (3)
Eight: How clean are you?
I shower n' shit (1)
Nine: How active are you?
I do what's needed. (1)
Yep, but I'm not bothered. (3)
Eleven: How do you spend your money?
I get a little carried away. (2)
Twelve: Substance use.
Never touched stuff like that once. (1)
I have a fair view of myself. (1)
Fourteen: How defense are you of yourself / what's related to you?
I get a little perky when someone talks shit. (2)
Fifteen: Do you go off on rants?
Of course. (3)
I'm involved in fandoms, but it doesn't prevent me from doing anything else in my life. (2)
Seventeen: What are your political beliefs?
Eighteen: What do you think of those with differing opinions?
They are misled. (2)
Nineteen: Ever dated before?
Twenty: How honest are you with those around you?
I'm just me. (1)
Twenty One: How easily persuaded are you?
I think well for myself, but when it's needed, I realize the meaning in other's beliefs. (1)
Twenty Two: Around how old are you?
Early Twenty's to Thirty's (3)
Twenty Three: Do you often flip out?
I have my moments. (2)
Twenty Four: Do you care about things besides yourself/ things related to you?
Twenty Five: How honest were you with your answers here?
Little fibs here and there don't hurt. (2)
Add up your total number of points out of 100.
25 to 40- Just another normie.
41 to 60 - Eccentric.
61 to 80 - TURN BACK NOW
81 to 100 - Pull out those utters.
23. I'm a boring normie according to this version.1. What is your age range?
-D: 31-35 (3)
2. What is your gender?
-A: Male (0)
3. What fandoms do you belong to? Add all that apply.
-Being really into something but not necessarily to "fandom" levels (trains, fantasy sports, audio equipment, etc)... add 2 for each one to a maximum of (10) total for this category
Tabletop pen and paper games (2)
4. What is your sexuality?
-B: Homosexual (0)
5. What is your relationship status?
-A: Single (0)
6. Do you have any sexual fetishes?
- A: No, or if I did I wouldn't tell you (0)
7. What is your level of artistic skill?
-B: Terrible, and I know it's terrible (3)
8. Are you outspoken in your religious beliefs (including atheism)?
-B: I'm open about it, but I won't push it on others (2)
9. Where are you on the political spectrum?
Double your score if you identify as a libertarian or socialist, triple if transhumanist or ancap, quadruple it if you identify as a neoreactionary or communist
-C: I'm a liberal/centrist/conservative and I'll engage in some debate, but I keep it civil. I'm a libertarian so (4)
10. Are you a furry?
-B: No (0)
11. Are you otherkin?
-B: No (0)
12. How anger prone are you?
-B: I frustrate easily (6)
13. Do you show this on the Internet?
-A: I try not to (-3)
14. Do you use strong language?
-B: Damn straight! (0)
15. Are you a virgin?
-B: No (0)
16. If you answered "Yes" to the above, why?
-D: I answered no (0)
17. Are you autistic or do you have a diagnosed mental disorder?
-A: Yes, but I'm medically diagnosed and participating in treatment (0)
18. What is your housing situation?
-C: Living alone or with significant other/ family you started (0)
19. What is your employment status?
-D: Full-time (0)
20. What is the highest level of education you completed?
Unaccredited post-secondary education gets (3) for each degree
-D: Bachelor's Degree (0)
21: Do you have an article dedicated to you on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
-B: No (0)
22: How often do you use Tumblr?
Add (3) for every Tumblr account you have in addition to your first one
-A: Never (0)
23: Bro, do you even lift/exercise/play sports?
-B: Nah brah (3)
24: You had a really shitty day. Your first instinct is to:
-B: Talk to your IRL friends in private (0)
25: How many plastic or plush trinkets have you acquired after the age of 12?
-A: None, or got them as gifts (0)
26: How many hours a week do you spend playing vidya:
Add (3) if you are on an esports team or double your score in this category if you are a speedrunner
-B: 1-5 (1)
27: Rapid Fire Round 1: Venial Sins
You score (2) for each in this category
-Own a sword
-Purchased and read YA fiction as an adult
-Turned down a social invite to binge on TV/vidya
-Have a Deviantart account
27: Rapid Fire Round 2: Mortal Sins
You score (5) for each in this category
28: Rapid Fire Round 3: Redemption
Subtract 3 points for each of the following:
-You're a homeowner
-Your hobbies have made you legitimate income (through selling goods or services rather than e-begging)
BONUS ROUND: Personal Hygiene
I bathe every:
-A: Day or twice a day if I need to (0)
0-9: Bullshit. Take it again and be honest this time. If you were this normal, you wouldn't know what Kiwi Farms is.
10-25: NORP. Normal, ordinary, reasonable person. Decidedly NOT a lolcow.
26-39: Eccentric. Kind of an oddball, but okay in spite of (or maybe because of) your weirdness.
40-54: Decidedly weird. You probably overshare too. Still, there's hope for you yet.
55-70: Laughing stock. Not too noteworthy, but enjoyable to point and laugh at.
71-132: Lolcow. You will be mocked, and you will deserve it.
132+ : BITCH, ARE YOU FOR REAL?! Time for you to have a wiki dedicated to you!