Kiwi Farms

I have thunked up a quiz to determine if you (or someone you know) is a lolcow. Check it and see. Compare your scores.

1. What is your age range?
-A: 12-16 (5)
-B: 17-27 (2)
-C: 28+ (5)

2. What is your gender?
-A: Male (2)
-B: Female (0)
-C: Other (5)

3. What fandoms do you belong to? Add all that apply.
-Sonic the Hedgehog (15)
-Naruto (5)
-Superwholock (7)
-Final Fantasy (5)
-Pokemon (5)
-Homestuck (7)
-Avatar/Korra (5)
-Other anime (5)
-Other video games (2)

4. What is your sexuality?
-A: Heterosexual (1)
-B: Homosexual (3)
-C: Bisexual (2)
-D: Asexual (2)
-E: Other (6)

5. Are you sex-negative?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

5. What do you ship? Add all that apply.
-Yaoi (7)
-Yuri (5)
-Heterosexual pairings (1)
-Genderbent couples (7)

6. What is your level of artistic skill?
-A: I don't do art. (0)
-B: Terrible (5)
-c: Mediocre (3)
-D: Average (2)
-E: Good (1)

7. Are you outspoken in your religious beliefs (including atheism)?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

8. Where do you lie on the political spectrum?
-A: Conservative (7)
-B: Liberal (5)
-C: Libertarian (7)
-D: Moderate (1)
-E: I don't give a shit. (0)

9. Are you a furry?
-A: Yes (10)
-B: No (0)

10. Are you otherkin?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

11. How prone are you to become angry?
-A: I have a hair trigger (10)
-B: I frustrate easily (6)
-C: I sometimes get annoyed (3)
-D: I'm fairly mellow (0)

12. Do you use strong language?
-A: FUCKPISSSHITCUNTCOCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERTITS (10)
-B: Damn straight! (5)
-C: No (0)

13. Are you a virgin?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

14. Are you autistic or do you have a diagnosed mental disorder?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

15. What is your housing situation?
-A: Living with parents (5)
-B: Living with others besides parents (2)
-C: Living alone (3)
-D: Homeless and bumming off Wifi (5)

16. What is your employment status?
-A: Unemployed (7)
-B: Part-time (5)
-C: Full-time (1)

17. What is the highest level of education you completed?
-A: High school dropout (10)
-B: High school diploma (5)
-C: Bachelor's degree (2)
-D: Master's degree or higher (0)

18: Do you have an article dedicated to you on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
-A: Yes (5)
-B: No (0)

Add your scores and see where you rank:

6-20: NORP. Normal, ordinary, reasonable person. Decidedly NOT a lolcow.
21-39: Eccentric. Kind of an oddball, but okay in spite of (or maybe because of) your weirdness.
40-55: Laughing stock. Not too noteworthy, but enjoyable to point and laugh at.
56-132: Lolcow. You will be mocked, and you will deserve it.
132-190: BITCH, ARE YOU FOR REAL?! Time for you to have a wiki dedicated to you!
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