Kiwi Farms

Really dude? Like seriously. What the fuck is your problem? There's no way you're fucking serious dude, there is NO fucking way. This shit is fucking unbelievable. You're a grown-ass man for fuck's sake. I'm like, actually upset dude. Do you just not think before you do shit? Is that it? You just do whatever the fuck you want without a care in the world. Well newsflash dude: your actions have consequences just like everyone else's. I am so fucking disappointed in you right now. I'm pissed dude, like for real, I don't know if you can keep being my dude, dude. This has hurt me dude. It has hurt our friendship, and I deserve better than this.

EDIT: Get fucked