Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

Dr. Ricearoni

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It's been just over half a year since I last updated you guys on their their cameo accounts so I thought I'd provide another update.
First off, price changes:
Arin is at $150 a cameo from $99 in November, almost double the $80 they originally asked for.
Danny is only at $125 per cameo from $99. Still quite a bit.

I still cant tell if theres a way to gauge how many cameos they do exactly so the best we have is number of reviews.
Arin's got 523 reviews now, still somehow at a perfect 5 star rating. I guess lovelies really do think he can do no wrong.
Same with Dan who's at 1187 reviews.

There also seems to be a new stat to check here. Fans in the fanclub. Roughly 2k for Arin, 3k for Dan. Apparently some of these fans may even be doing some form of paid VIP subscription according to Cameo's explanation on what fan clubs are.

I couldn't even begin to calculate how much they're making off this shit anymore with all these price changes and potential paid subscriptions but god damn they must be raking in the cash from Cameo.
 

Dr. Ricearoni

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If you're a big enough fucking retard to give Arin money to have him say your gay fanfic lines, of course you're going to suck his dick and give him a glowing review.
True enough, but Arin doesn't bother putting effort into things, he's bound to have fucked up at least one cameo by now. Even if I was the most braindead lovely around I'd be pissed if I paid $150 for Arin to half-heartedly mumble my name wrong, but somehow there's not a single review that isn't positive.
 

Dumpster dived waifu

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True enough, but Arin doesn't bother putting effort into things, he's bound to have fucked up at least one cameo by now. Even if I was the most braindead lovely around I'd be pissed if I paid $150 for Arin to half-heartedly mumble my name wrong, but somehow there's not a single review that isn't positive.
Look, Arin tried his best. It's not his fault he can't pronounce Julia properly. We shouldn't be so harsh to him.
 

MahFibro!

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True enough, but Arin doesn't bother putting effort into things, he's bound to have fucked up at least one cameo by now. Even if I was the most braindead lovely around I'd be pissed if I paid $150 for Arin to half-heartedly mumble my name wrong, but somehow there's not a single review that isn't positive.
Haven't you figured it out yet? Arin's utter disinterest/lack of effort in anything he does - even if fans are paying him trough the nose to get something exclusively from him - is part of his act. Shame on you for not recognizing the art of a true actor who is committed to his bit.
 

stupid frog

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True enough, but Arin doesn't bother putting effort into things, he's bound to have fucked up at least one cameo by now. Even if I was the most braindead lovely around I'd be pissed if I paid $150 for Arin to half-heartedly mumble my name wrong, but somehow there's not a single review that isn't positive.

Anyone who leaves a negative review will get mobbed by his fanbase.
 

Dumpster dived waifu

Sieg heil mein waifu
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303 D0L3

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It is impressive how Game Grumps have taken up the rock band KISS's martketing strategy to put their likeness on literally any item. Even if those items are disposables like Notebooks, Bandaids, and tape.

If they go on for another decade or so, I could see some gaudy Game Grumps Caskets being sold.
 

Dumpster dived waifu

Sieg heil mein waifu
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It is impressive how Game Grumps have taken up the rock band KISS's martketing strategy to put their likeness on literally any item. Even if those items are disposables like Notebooks, Bandaids, and tape.

If they go on for another decade or so, I could see some gaudy Game Grumps Caskets being sold.
I'd crack a joke about GG branded kids coffins, but I have serious doubts that anyone retarded enough to buy one would be able to find anybody to fuck them.
 

Dr. Ricearoni

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I'd say they'd go with death masks; not only would they be cheaper to make in bulk, but the Lovelies would have a whole new merch item they can violate in their free time.
Pardon me for the low effort shoop I slapped together but all I can think of when death masks are mentioned is Resident Evil.
arindeathmask.png
 

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