As a pansexual, what's your favorite piece of kitchenware to fuck? -

[RavenCrow]

I personally prefer the cast iron skillet. Feels good on my balls and makes for an easy cleanup afterwards.

 

[Un Platano]

You know it's gotta be one of these pans

 

[AgriDrThunder]

I've made a fleshlight like device out of a cheese grater. It's nifty.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

You know it's gotta be one of these pans

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But I would have to go with the Kitchen Aid Power Knead Dough Hook. For obvious reasons.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Cylindrical Cheese Grater really hits the spot.

 

[Solid Snek]

What's wrong with you??

Just make a fifi out of a dishtowel and a pair of washing-up gloves, like any normal person with a kitchen.

 

[Blamo]

The Tupperware boxes. What else?

 

[Monke]

This for sure

 

[Big Boz]

I mean, I have to include the meat tenderizer.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Melon baller, duh

 

[HymanHive]

I fill a turkey baster full of cream and shove that up my arse. That way I can pretend I'm being breeded.

 

[verygayFrogs]

The person in it.

Which usually just means masturbation

 

[Mariposa Colorado]

Those jade coated pans. They have smooth handles

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]