AS Dating - A Facebook group dismally failing to enact dysgenics

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Pointless Pedant

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People here have occasionally joked about a putative Kiwi Farms dating service, and what a train wreck it would be. To get a preview of what it would really be like, here's AS Dating, a Facebook group devoted to trying to help autists out of being virgins with rage.

It hasn't gone very well.

https://www.facebook.com/login/?next=https://www.facebook.com/groups/ASDating/?ref=group_header
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The rules look they they should cut down on drama. No politics, and no asking for sex.

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Unfortunately, these are autists, and they manage to make a creepy community anyway.

Let's take a look at some of the dashing gents on display.

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Get them while you can, ladies.

This man is divorced, and she has custody. That child is lucky.

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As fitting for those stuck as virgins with rage, Chris-like behaviour abounds. Here's a text wall befitting of Sonichu:

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He doesn't like to be held down by stereotypes of autism, like the tendency to write rambling screeds with poor spelling and grammar. So he's doing his best to follow them exactly.

Daniel Bain also emulates Chris, by getting thrown out of places for scaring the customers.

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Mike Kotler establishes a Chris-like rule for sex, except it's on the tenth date rather than the third. :optimistic: that any of them will ever get that far.

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This guy is even specifying age ranges.

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When the best thing you can say about yourself is that you don't use substances, you're not a great prospect.

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There are "nice guy" antics getting creepy with girls on chat rooms as well.

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Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage, tell me why I so need a cute girl my age, tell me why I never wanna hear you say, I have a boyfriend.

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And, of course, we have neckbeards talking about chivalry.

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This John Elliott Davis really is quite a character. At least he hasn't turned to misogyny like incels have. Though, when your only defence is that you're better than incels, you're in a bad place.
 
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RG 448

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You know I'm thinking something like this might work better as an actual met up group of autists who live close by, could be good for their self esteem and confidence. Even if they don't get a date, they'd still have a positive experience.

I mean they'd have to leave sonic behind for a few hours...
lol it would work better if it were a private, invite-only group so the trolls they’re declaring war on couldn’t easily see everything. This is basically r/incels without the anonymity.
 
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Elwood P. Dowd

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Wrong Planet's dating forum (Index) is also good for chuckles...

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...but I'd guess it also attracts more than a few trolls.

Still, autist dating schizo as new Big Bang Theory might actually work. Couldn't be less funny than the original at any rate.

eta: From the Eligible Odd-Bods! - The Premier Aspergian Singles List - Thread

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The original image was tagged under the name jlgarfield. I downloaded it and re-uploaded it so it couldn't get deleted. And, yeah, since I'm an idiot I only know how to host images on imgur.

Was curious what somebody who had 92,000 posts on Wrong Planet would look like. Was not disappointed. Wow.

Am also wondering about what I take to be an MLP themed name also claiming to be "straight as can be." Sure they are. :|
 
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Pointless Pedant

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lol it would work better if it were a private, invite-only group so the trolls they’re declaring war on couldn’t easily see everything. This is basically r/incels without the anonymity.

I wouldn't say it's that bad. I haven't seen much outright misogyny and mass murder plans here so far.
 

Rabbit without a hat

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What makes Incels magical is there 100% solid knowledge of social relations and biology. I am humbled by the black pilled knowledge they dispense on a daily basis.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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People here have occasionally joked about a putative Kiwi Farms dating service, and what a train wreck it would be. To get a preview of what it would really be like, here's AS Dating, a Facebook group devoted to trying to help autists out of being virgins with rage.
Fuck, and here I was getting ready to make millions off of okkiwi.net.
 

m0rnutz

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Okay, I'll admit I might be ASD a bit, but jesus christ this is just sad. These aren't men looking for women, these are men looking for the mother who told them all through life that they deserved what they wanted.

Case in point, why is the 46yo looking for virgin college girls? Get you a milf fam, there's plenty out there that's probably be okay being your dominatrix.
 

Clown Baby

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Just some speds lookin for love. That usually means getting into an intelligence slapfight and sending screenshots of your IQ test, right?
 

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CharlesBarkley

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Intrests: making commentary videos on Chris chan. MUST BE STRAUGHT. Enjoys speed running chrono trigger. Enjoys McDonald (american) cooking.

Turn offs.: Sisko from DS9. Rap music and clubs. Outdoors stuff. People who hate anime. People who don' have sex by 10th date. Friendzoning. Niggers.

Looking for a TRUE love. "Elbow grease and heart..m" boko from one piece . Pm me so we can meet up and have a soda together.
 
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