Kiwi Farms

People here have occasionally joked about a putative Kiwi Farms dating service, and what a train wreck it would be. To get a preview of what it would really be like, here's AS Dating, a Facebook group devoted to trying to help autists out of being virgins with rage.

It hasn't gone very well.

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The rules look they they should cut down on drama. No politics, and no asking for sex.



Unfortunately, these are autists, and they manage to make a creepy community anyway.

Let's take a look at some of the dashing gents on display.







Get them while you can, ladies.

This man is divorced, and she has custody. That child is lucky.



As fitting for those stuck as virgins with rage, Chris-like behaviour abounds. Here's a text wall befitting of Sonichu:



He doesn't like to be held down by stereotypes of autism, like the tendency to write rambling screeds with poor spelling and grammar. So he's doing his best to follow them exactly.

Daniel Bain also emulates Chris, by getting thrown out of places for scaring the customers.



Mike Kotler establishes a Chris-like rule for sex, except it's on the tenth date rather than the third. :optimistic: that any of them will ever get that far.



This guy is even specifying age ranges.



When the best thing you can say about yourself is that you don't use substances, you're not a great prospect.



There are "nice guy" antics getting creepy with girls on chat rooms as well.



Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage, tell me why I so need a cute girl my age, tell me why I never wanna hear you say, I have a boyfriend.



And, of course, we have neckbeards talking about chivalry.



This John Elliott Davis really is quite a character. At least he hasn't turned to misogyny like incels have. Though, when your only defence is that you're better than incels, you're in a bad place.
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