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Gross Ashleigh Shackelford / ashleighthelion / freefigurerevolution / freefigureorg / The Fat CensusObese racist, scams her followers, fake trans, shameless e-beggar, prostitute

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by TheGreatCitracett, Aug 18, 2017.

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  1. Isn't that just the Fat Census with a different name on it?
     
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  2. It means, "GIBS ME DAT CASH, HONKY"
     
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  3. The original survey asked shit about queers, domestic violence and sexual assault also, so this just took out the fat label. Ashleigh, you fat-erasing shitlord.

    Also lol @ the idea of an online study of self-reporting respondents remotely resembling "evidence-based information."
     
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  4. evidence-based information self reported data
     
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  5. In the world of “listen and believe” it does. I mean ultimately it’s just a total wank, because without actual evidence, the law won’t change. Evidence is sort of important in legal matters.
     
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  6. With just under two weeks remaining until the big day, she's suddenly run out of funds once again. Better donate if you ever want to get your fat census results (that were funded already) or see the fat art exhibits (which were supposedly donated).
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    And just what has she been doing that she needs to get census results printed? That was part of the last fundraiser. And she hasn't rented the space yet!?

    Also this makes it sound like she's just printing out a bunch of fat art people emailed her on printer paper and taping it to the walls like Sophie Labelle's troon art show. And who are these speakers, and why does there need to be a payroll?

    So many questions...

    And as mentioned earlier, she's already busy promoting the next scam:
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  7. The payroll mention really gives the game away. I wonder if that helps later on if you're accused of fraud, if you can point to where you previously said at least some of the money is going directly into people's pockets?

    Regardless, the way she is dangling the "census data", something that could be distributed literally for free (and would reach a wider audience that way) as a reason to send her even more money is hilarious.
     
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  8. Interestingly the FB page for the Bakery has the event listed.
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    But it's still absent from the business page. The bulk of those 667 attendees has got to be virtue signalers fluffing numbers. Even a quarter of that attendance -at a normal BMI- would not fit into that tiny room.
     
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  9. Why do they need art supplies and printing? The event notice specifically said that the artists themselves were responsible for all that.
     
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  10. [​IMG]

    Okay but it’s not like there are no rich black people in Atlanta?
     
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  11. But is it accessible by Chubster Chariot? Otherwise REEEEEEEEEE ABLEISM.
     
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  12. If people are going to lie about sex work, they shouldn’t e-beg. To be fair, Ashleigh’s hardly the only cow guilty of this, but seriously, a sex worker who’s poor? The jokes write themselves.
     
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  13. Rich black people, when they choose to pay for sex, can afford far, far better than Ashleigh. And if they decide, just for the lulz, that they want someone who looks like her, there's no shortage of black female sex workers who will fit the bill, not be a complete psycho, and do the job a lot cheaper than Ashleigh would.

    Even if Ashleigh was attractive, rich black people would be the very first people to call her on her bullshit. Their success makes an even bigger mockery of Ashleigh's screeching about oppression and reparations, and endless rounds of e-begging, than we ever could.

    Also, it's my observation that being on the receiving end of degradation as a sexual fetish is extremely unpopular among straight, black men (shit, I can't imagine why), and having to fuck a beast like Ashleigh is going to be an inherently degrading experience for any man who could potentially get better. The kinds of white guys who might pay for her services are the spineless, guilt-ridden, low-testosterone types that even the most intensely virtue-signalling straight, white women don't want because they barely count as men.
     
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  14. Basically what she means is, she’s secretly attracted to rich, powerful white men (like so many of the “fuck whitey” types). Her idea of how prostitution works is laughably naive. She seems to think it’s basically like dating, only the guy pays you for it. It’s not. Even at the high end of the market, which someone like Ashleigh plainly would not be, you don’t pick and choose your clients. Someone like Ashleigh, obese and okay-looking at best, would be one level above the street corner crack whores and would have to sleep with whoever shows up.

    It’s an exploitative industry, and the only people who think it’s empowering are the bean-flickers fantasising about Richard Gere.
     
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  15. She's got a very Alison Rapp view of it, where the "girlfriend experience" for $200 an hour involved wining and dining her and listening to her babble about intersectional feminist communism or whatever and not really anything the man wants or expects.
     
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  16. I think she’s imagining Andrea Dworkin, who was a sex worker before she became a feminist icon. But that word “before” is important. A guy who’s paying to get his dick wet doesn’t want someone giving him a lecture on intersectional Fat Black queer lived experiences. Talk about a boner-killer.
     
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  17. Maybe that's what she really means by "whitey needs to give me more reparations"....
     
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  18. With less than 3 days to go, she's decided to advertise a bit. It's guaranteed to be both dope and lit. Those 189 interested people are almost certainly asspatters from twitter and such who are just virtue signaling and aren't actually going because they live in other states.
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    And whatever this is. She's not trans, queer, or nonbinary in any sense, so why she's on a trans event list is beyond me.
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  19. I'm on tenterhooks. What will the Fat Census say about fatties, other than that they are fat?
     
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  20. Something something systematic oppression something lived experiences something something intersectionality.
     
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