Cosplay Ashley Bennet / Luvmonkeys / Lucinda Luke / AxelAsh Cosplay / Axel_Gears / Asherbee - "Genderfluid" Cosplayer w/ "Split Personalities", Creator of the "Poop Brooch", Fat and Lazy, Pedo

[Feline Darkmage]

As promised in the Tyquan Kingsberry thread, here's a thread about AxelAsh (powerword: Ashley Bennet). Ash is, as the subtitle on this thread suggests, is an insane person. She has had 5+ threads on lolcow.farm.

Initially I had no idea just how deep Ashley's rabbithole went, as she only ever got mentioned by another poster once on this site. In reference to /cgl/ oldfags "going to far" in trolling her.

Turns out that she's actually been a lolcow since 2011 when /cgl/ found her old DeviantArt page, full of poorly drawn yaoi and the monstrosity known as the "Poop Brooch" and "Shit Brooch"

Some AshFacts(tm)
-Recently she has been planning a move to either Washington D.C. or Los Angelas, California.

-She whines about "cyberbulling" and "stalking"

-She's been kicked out of bars for underage drinking many years ago. (She's 22 now)
Claims she was just holding a drink for a friend

-She relies entirely on other people to drive her to conventions and hotel rooms, but nobody is willing to tolerate her enough to help with that

-She advocates for using duct tape for chest binding

-She claims to have split personalities caused by a demon/dragon spirit that lives inside her and a bunch of other deranged stuff

Spoiler: big image and mental illness

-She also claims to be able to read people's chakras with her third eye

-She blames her :autism: on her bad behavior

-When a kid she babysat was killed in a car accident, she took the opportunity to post a selfie on instagram for pity points

-She went to Katsucon as Aoba from Dramatical Murder (DMMD) in a BDSM outfit according to an anon two months ago.

Links:
Facebook
DeviantArt
Instagram
Patreon
Initial Lolcow Farm Thread
2nd Thread
3rd Thread
4th Thread
5th Thread
Encyclopedia Dramatica

 

[UnderwaterUnderworld]

New to this cow, has she always been this fat?

 

[pineapplepizza]

Pretty sad that she actually thought the brooch looked good enough to post online.

 

[Faint taste of butter]

Pretty sad that she actually thought the brooch looked good enough to post online.

What was that brooch even supposed to be looking like anyway?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Pretty sad that she actually thought the brooch looked good enough to post online.

Let's face it, it's sad that she thinks anything she's posted online for the past 6 years was a good idea.

 

[女鬼]

Let's just say her idea of what looks good differs significantly from most people's.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Let's just say her idea of what looks good differs significantly from most people's.


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At least she didn't half ass it like Ol' Eden Belmont the troon. Still ugly as shit, but at least she didn't half ass.

 

[Platypus]

BAH GAWD

I remember her from /cgl/, I think it was shortly before the whole "GUIZE NO BULLY" phase of the board.

That poop brooch was amazing, it sort of highlighted her shitty cosplay. I don't remember what she working on at the time too well, but I think it was sent Homestuck horseshit.

I also remember her very prominent mustache/unibrow and ear wax. So beautiful.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I think it was shortly before the whole "GUIZE NO BULLY" phase of the board.

From what I can tell, her drama directly CAUSED the No Bully era of that board.

 

[Platypus]

From what I can tell, her drama directly CAUSED the No Bully era of that board.

Yeah, I think it was that in conjunction with PT dramu (it's been forever though).

It's good to see she's as fat and lazy as ever though. Didn't she also go off to school then fail out and go back home? She was trying to be a "fashion designer" iirc.

I just noticed from the mohawk pic that she shaved off half her eyebrows. It's quite the look.

 

[Donovan the Man]

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This guy was my favorite early 90's wrestler.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

has she always been this fat?

It's good to see she's as fat and lazy as ever though.

The answer is yes. As per @Platypus.

 

[For The Internet]

I've always loved Ashley, mainly because of the poop brooch. For those who are curious, her ED page has comparison photos so you can see what the brooch should have looked like. I'd post it myself if I weren't on my phone.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Yeah, I think it was that in conjunction with PT dramu (it's been forever though).

It's good to see she's as fat and lazy as ever though. Didn't she also go off to school then fail out and go back home? She was trying to be a "fashion designer" iirc.

I just noticed from the mohawk pic that she shaved off half her eyebrows. It's quite the look.

I believe she is going to some cosmetology school, but it is one of those huge chain ones that don't have a good rep. She is planningnon using her cosplay "portfolio" as an example of the amazingness of her work.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I believe she is going to some cosmetology school, but it is one of those huge chain ones that don't have a good rep. She is planningnon using her cosplay "portfolio" as an example of the amazingness of her work.

Hows she getting to the school when she can't drive to conventions herself?

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Hows she getting to the school when she can't drive to conventions herself?

FAFSA and student loans. Also her mom and dad

 

[Trombonista]

I've always loved Ashley, mainly because of the poop brooch. For those who are curious, her ED page has comparison photos so you can see what the brooch should have looked like. I'd post it myself if I weren't on my phone.

Got it:

 

[ConSluttant]

Got it:

What in the HELL did she make it out of??? Real poop? Mother of God!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What in the HELL did she make it out of??? Real poop? Mother of God!

She made it from her own autism.

 

[Sadcake]

What in the HELL did she make it out of??? Real poop? Mother of God!

It almost looks like she made it out of hot glue XD and maybe painted it with nail polish.

What's her cosplays look like? Is this standard quality?