Picture yourself on a beach. Warm breeze. Sun on your face. Then you see it clattering toward you. Terrifying rictus grin. "Aaaaare you ssssssssstaring at my bounsssssy tittiesssssss?"
She'd turn into living human jerky.Makes you wonder. Since she has so little actual skin stretched over her bones, which would happen first? Would her skin produce any melanin, or would the sunlight start bleaching her bones?
Who am I kidding, bleach it is. Melanin production would cause her to gain weight.
Don’t do Honda like that mate.
Wait, there's a library open somewhere!? Of all the things on hold I miss the library the most.She’d probably be warm for the first time in years on a hot, sandy beach though.
She needs donations to go to a library? Seems like the handicapped bus she takes to go to the Target children’s section could take a library trip.