Gross Ashley Isaacs - The Lich Queen

[Ravelord]

>Skelly wants the D.
>Vitamin D helps absorb calcium.
>Taking her to the bone zone will only make her stronger.
My god... the Lich Queen has it all figured out.

I can't decide between Winner or Drink, so Horrifying it is because of the skeletal plan.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I think she may have moved back with her mom? Seems unlikely but her last few posts/stories have included the cat that she had to leave behind when she moved out. On phone so can’t add screens at the moment.

If this is the case, the end is near.

 

[Dovahshit]

If this is the case, the end is near.

why man, you should know the drill by now

 

[Tasty Tatty]

She is never going to do the D-thing, please. Let it go.

 

[electric mouse]

In uncertain times such as the past two years, it is comforting to at least have one thing that we can depend on to be a constant: While the bloodlines of all of us Kiwis will probably gradually die out over the course of the next millennium or two, so will our earth.

All life as we know it will cease to exist, but we can count on The Lich Queen outlasting our progeny’s progeny.

Ashley Isaacs will remain here to survey it all—a beady-eyed skeletal sentinel witnessing the apocalypse and end of time atop her blanket-padded wheelchair watchpost, chewing & spitting from stale stockpiles of Pocky sticks and Japanese fruit gummies from her Amazon wishlist—on the dried husk that was once Earth, as it floats through the empty, endless ether of space until it & she are eventually sucked into a black hole that somehow has a darker and stronger gravitational pull than Ashley’s soul...

 

[Android raptor]

If nothing else, remember how long spite managed to make Rush Limbaugh last as a morbidly obese, chain smoking, pill popping alcoholic with cancer. Dude only finally died a few months ago even though by all logic he should have been long dead 10+ years ago.

 

[AnOminous]

If nothing else, remember how long spite managed to make Rush Limbaugh last as a morbidly obese, chain smoking, pill popping alcoholic with cancer. Dude only finally died a few months ago even though by all logic he should have been long dead 10+ years ago.

Rush at least entertained people. Even I sometimes liked to hate-listen to him, and I remember often listening to his shit at a place I worked. The boss, a conservative, and the other conservative who worked there would argue with me and the other libtard about shit on the show, back in the nostalgic days where you could fight over politics and call each other Nazis and commies in the workplace but it was all in good fun with nobody getting canceled.

 

[Xenomorph]

Man her insides have to be liquefying by now, right?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Man her insides have to be liquefying by now, right?

Not like she needs them.

All she requires is enough gray pudding in her skull to breathe, process souls, and identify the kawaii desu stickers on her picture app.