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Gross Ashley IsaacsThe Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, May 7, 2015.

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  1. The way how Ashley looks, I wouldn't be surprised if her mother was into taxidermy and pulled a Norman Bates on us.
     
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  2. Ashley is just a Halloween decoration that's been left out too long.
     
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  3. Either she is puking a lot in the last couple of days hence damaging the skin on her hand with the acid or her skin has finally decided to leave her.

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  4. could be autophagia. Her body is telling her to consume herself
     
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  5. I assume Skelly's mom is constantly rushing her to the ER to get fluids pumped into her and that's why she hadn't died yet.
     
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  6. Russel's sign at its finest.
     
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  7. Her skin has moved on to live on some greener pastures.
     
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  8. Merry Spoopmas
     

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  9. This is perhaps the saddest tale I have seen on the farms yet.

    This was a pretty girl who had life ahead of her. It is like Fit Vegan Ginger 2.0 Skeletor Edition. She was not born a tard or a freak, she had a chance to be a mother. This is just so sad, I'll treasure my lunch even more after seeing this.
     
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  10. But there's nothing to eat.
     
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  11. To think this skin walker outlived George Michael... and everyone else gone in 16.
     
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  12. It's 2016, the year that has killed the most celebs and she still thrives. How.
     
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  13. It's almost as if a Lich is consuming the life force of others to sustain herself.
     
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  14. Every time this thread resurfaces, I keep expecting a post about her passing away.

    She gets help via a therapist, right? I remember seeing some videos on it but, she just hasn't gotten better all these years and she thinks she's in the right for lookin' like a skeleton about to keel over. I just don't get it.
     
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  15. Dude she's completely fucked. I think most people agree that even if she started going on a 100% healthy diet right this second, it would be impossible for her to recover even a significant portion of the damage she's done to herself. I'm pretty sure the only reason she hobbles through life right now is her multivitamins. She's getting the bare minimum to exist.
     
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  16. If nothing else, she's proof that spite is the most powerful preservative in the world.
     
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  17. I think the worst part of it all is that she thinks it's cute to chronicle all this shit into social media for attention. It's like those livestreams where dudes hang themselves at except instead of being 2 seconds long, it stretches on for years. I'm honestly wondering how she even moves, or how much organ damage was done at this point. She doesn't even look like she has organs inside her. I imagine everything to look like dry-ass raisins in there.
     
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  18. i remember that video on tumblr were her therapist hold the camera and waved into the image. in my memory his fingers had more circumference than her wrist.
     
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  19. The body is pretty amazing can can take a lot of shit. I think she could do enough to not look like the walking holocaust but she probably has the organs of a 80 year old at this point.

    Also... when that time comes, I would love to display this specimen in my cabinet of curiosities. Prop that shit up in glass like Annabelle.
     
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  20. Someone just get a cleric to turn undead on her finally. Jesus Christ this is getting old.
     
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