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Gross Ashley IsaacsThe Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, May 7, 2015.

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  1. Not sure who were more anxious for to go first.... Barb or Ashley?... (edit): for the sake of compassion for the quality of life, that is.
     
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    #761 Dingus Bing Bong, Dec 29, 2016
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  2. For me it's Ashley.
     
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  3. Her online presence is dwindling for sure, likely because her body is slowly shutting down. The excessive bitchiness on tumblr is kinda admirable though, considering how eternally exhausted she must be and how much effort it requires to care about dumb shit. Anytime someone mentions 'recovery' she slings shit at them like she's on a mission from God to be the ultimate skellington queen. It's sad, she's committed herself to a short life of bitterness and rectal prolapse
     
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  4. When she dies I will light a candle. Not in her memory but for the healing of all the young girls she has bullied. Pray for their recovery.
     
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  5. When she dies I'm totally buying a cheesecake.
     
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  6. Maybe she's already dead and her mom is just posing her skeleton ala Weekend at Bernie's?
     
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  7. Place your bets on who will last longer.
     
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  8. I bet Borb will live longer.
     
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  9. Spite is an amazing preservative, but Barb will probably outlast Ashley.
     
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  10. Should be praying for all the people she's sucked the soul out of to keep her eternal flame flickering.
     
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  11. I'm shocked every time I open this thread and this horrid cunt is still alive.
     
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  12. 2017 might not be too kind to the sugoi kawaii pastel skeleton
     
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  13. I wouldn't say she's thriving.

    There is a curve in how long people can live with terminal prognoses Most hit somewhere in the middle which is how a prognosis can be made. But some go fast and some go slow-they are the outliers who take a while to die.

    She's apparently an outlier on the long end of the curve. If it's true her online presence is slowing down, it could mean she is having a harder time with everything. Her energy is gone, she's sleeping all the time. She's weak. She can't bathe, walk, a wheelchair will hurt, everything will hurt. Her body is dying, even if she's getting IV saline and vitamins or whatever she'll accept. At this point, I'd guess we are down to months or so.

    But I don't know why she's not posting, maybe she's just bored with it. If she isn't deteriorating, she might go on for years.

    Which would be some sort of fucking medical miracle.
     
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  14. Wasn't she told by a doctor she'd die in 2013?
     
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  15. Spite and Barb are old friends. Even before the Hoard, there was spite.
     
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  16. Wanna see something trippy?
    Heres some pictures of Ash circa 2014
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    Pretty spoops right? Compare 2014 Ashley to 2016 Ashley
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    The difference is staggering. I know people have been saying it for years but look at her. She's actually been losing more weight since this whole thing started, how the fuck has she not died? It cannot be that she "eats barely enough to survive", how can you possibly keep losing weight at that point? Surely eating ANYTHING would at least stop her from losing fat deposits where there definitely needs to be some - like her cheek fat and palms, butt and lips.

    I can't see her having another 2 years in her if that's how much she's declined since 2014
     
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  17. Maybe she's a lich but a really dumb one.
     
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  18. Yup... this is pretty much how I imagined it.... yes, its ran across my mind.

    skeletal-vag.jpg
     
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    #778 Dingus Bing Bong, Jan 1, 2017
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  19. She is just.... Amazing to me. I have been watching her on and off for a while now, and have seen so many people say "Oh, she'll be dead by X." and she continues to waste air. I have no idea how she pulls it off, but she should be studied for human Immortality reasearch.

    Honestly tho. She is too mean and nasty to die so quickly.
     
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  20. Do... Do I want context?
     
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