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Ashley IsaacsThe Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, May 7, 2015.

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  1. TLC has the freak show channel, too.
     
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  2. So did she finally turn to dust while we went on vacation?
     
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  3. She will live forever if she hasn't by now
     
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  4. IMG_1043.jpg
     
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  5. She is feeding off the essence of another girlcow. Kadee's death will sustain her for a month or two.
     
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  6. This bitch is the personification of the Still Alive song.

     
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  7. When KF went on hiatus, the only thing I thought was, "how will I know when when Ashley and Borb dies".
     
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    #827 Dingus Bing Bong, Feb 12, 2017
    Last edited: Feb 16, 2017 at 4:59 AM
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  8. I'm pretty sure that at this point, Ashley Isaacs is proof positive that the undead live among us.
     
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  9. I could probably wrap my little hands around her upper leg. The thought of touching her makes me shudder, though.
     
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  10. I'm fairly certain you'd need a EMT after touching her, becuase her bones would shatter like glass and slice through your skin.
     
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  11. she has a new victim to drain? nm checked her Tumblr. yep. crap, poor Blondie.

    also here are the few in between hamtaro and spoilt photos I've got. I saved them a while back, I don't think they're all in this thread.
    I'm pretty sure the "bones" one is though.
    wEvmWi7.jpg Ru5iAzD.jpg ERKqvNw.jpg
     
    #831 resonancer, Feb 18, 2017 at 9:22 AM
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  12. I'm convinced that the key to immortality would be to distill the genes of Ashley, Keith Richardson, and Larry King.
     
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