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Gross Ashley IsaacsThe Spooky, Scary Skeletal version of Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Null, May 7, 2015.

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  1. TLC has the freak show channel, too.
     
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  2. So did she finally turn to dust while we went on vacation?
     
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  3. She will live forever if she hasn't by now
     
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  4. IMG_1043.jpg
     
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  5. She is feeding off the essence of another girlcow. Kadee's death will sustain her for a month or two.
     
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  6. This bitch is the personification of the Still Alive song.

     
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  7. When KF went on hiatus, the only thing I thought was, "how will I know when when Ashley and Borb dies".
     
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    #827 Dingus Bing Bong, Feb 12, 2017
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  8. I'm pretty sure that at this point, Ashley Isaacs is proof positive that the undead live among us.
     
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  9. I could probably wrap my little hands around her upper leg. The thought of touching her makes me shudder, though.
     
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  10. I'm fairly certain you'd need a EMT after touching her, becuase her bones would shatter like glass and slice through your skin.
     
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  11. she has a new victim to drain? nm checked her Tumblr. yep. crap, poor Blondie.

    also here are the few in between hamtaro and spoilt photos I've got. I saved them a while back, I don't think they're all in this thread.
    I'm pretty sure the "bones" one is though.
    wEvmWi7.jpg Ru5iAzD.jpg ERKqvNw.jpg
     
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    #831 cuddle striker, Feb 18, 2017
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  12. I'm convinced that the key to immortality would be to distill the genes of Ashley, Keith Richardson, and Larry King.
     
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  13. Looking at the back of her hand in the photo I can see Lanugo (hair growth as the body tries to stay warm with no body fat) and with her reddened and swollen knuckles it looks like Russell's Sign (from teeth digging into them when inducing vomiting).

    It is possible she'll live for quite a while still. :powerlevel:I nursed a woman who was this thin for 5 years, it wasn't the eating disorder that killed her but cancer :powerlevel:
    She seems to be maintaining that weight so she'll probably be on some protein high calorie drinks and food supplements.
     
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  14. Those pics are nightmare fuel.
     
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  15. must have jacked off a barbed wire fence.
     
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  16. Or she masturbated and her crusty, dry, flaky vagina cut up her hand.
     
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  17. Imagine sticking your dick into that...:c
     
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