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Phil's Favorite Footlong

Yes, THAT one.
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Yep, THAT Dusty. I'm sick of getting my news via @Weeping With Pity and the occasional Kiwi who drops by my Facebook page, so here I am. People seem excited to see me, and there's been more than a few questions and one AMA request already, so I might as well get this out of the way up front.

Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.

Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.
 

MMX

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Yep, THAT Dusty. I'm sick of getting my news via @Weeping With Pity and the occasional Kiwi who drops by my Facebook page, so here I am. People seem excited to see me, and there's been more than a few questions and one AMA request already, so I might as well get this out of the way up front.

Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.

Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.

Is footlong accurate ?
 

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Yep, THAT Dusty. I'm sick of getting my news via @Weeping With Pity and the occasional Kiwi who drops by my Facebook page, so here I am. People seem excited to see me, and there's been more than a few questions and one AMA request already, so I might as well get this out of the way up front.

Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.

Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.
What was Phil like as a younger man? Anything in particular about him that stood out to you? Did he draw a lot of attention to himself? Any particular events stand out in your mind?
Oh, and welcome.
 

4Macie

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Yep, THAT Dusty. I'm sick of getting my news via @Weeping With Pity and the occasional Kiwi who drops by my Facebook page, so here I am. People seem excited to see me, and there's been more than a few questions and one AMA request already, so I might as well get this out of the way up front.

Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.

Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.
At what time did you realize Phil was too crazy for you to be around anymore?
 

MMX

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kiwifarms.net
Yep, THAT Dusty. I'm sick of getting my news via @Weeping With Pity and the occasional Kiwi who drops by my Facebook page, so here I am. People seem excited to see me, and there's been more than a few questions and one AMA request already, so I might as well get this out of the way up front.

Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.

Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.

Did phil ruin anime for everyone.....
 

MMX

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kiwifarms.net
Yep, THAT Dusty. I'm sick of getting my news via @Weeping With Pity and the occasional Kiwi who drops by my Facebook page, so here I am. People seem excited to see me, and there's been more than a few questions and one AMA request already, so I might as well get this out of the way up front.

Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.

Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.

When will REV 60 be released on steam
 

Phil's Favorite Footlong

Yes, THAT one.
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Is footlong accurate ?

I will say only that I require supportive undergarments, lest the sheer weight cause some rather unpleasant medical complications.

Do you like cheeseburgers?

Yes, preferably with bacon.

What was Phil like as a younger man? Anything in particular about him that stood out to you? Did he draw a lot of attention to himself? Any particular events stand out in your mind?

When we first met, Phil was very unassuming. He was quiet, shy, and vulnerable. It wasn't until I went into "avenging angel" mode over his death threats that he started coming out of his shell. Then he started telling everyone I was his BDSM master, and I started wishing he'd go back into his shell.

Hey there Dusty, welcome to the Farms! I do have a question though: What did you see in Phil that made you want to be friends with him initially and did you get intimate together? Moreover, what exactly made you stay away from him afterwards?

He was shy, and getting bullied, and I felt sorry for him, because no one deserves to be treated like he was for no reason. As for the second and third questions, see below:

Did adf straight up shit his pants over a hug?

I had him over to play video games, he brought some Naruto fighting game and Katamari Damacy. He got cuddlier and cuddlier, and then there was a hand in my pants, and at the touch of my "five dollar footlong" he either got so excited or so intimidated he lost bowel control, then started crying and begging me to not hate him. I forgave him for his complete lack of interest in my consent, which only led to him violating my boundaries more and more drastically as time went on, leading me to avoid the hell out of him for the sake of my sanity.

As excited as I am to ask questions of a memetic badass, we need verification.

@Ravenor and @tweaker the cat have both vouched for me in another thread, I'm sure @Weeping With Pity will be along eventually. If there's more to it than that, I'm waiting to be approached about it.


Describe the heinousness of Phil's :briefs:

...why do you hate my sanity?
 

Psycho

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Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.

I'm totally on board with this. I mean, Phil is the one who's messed up and offensive and just wrong; his family and friends, they're just innocent bystanders and I don't like the idea of them having to suffer because Phil is a masochist and a narcissist.

As for a question, can you think of a specific point where Phil went from being "autistic, but manageable" to "out of control?" If so, what caused it?
 

MMX

True defective
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Yep, THAT Dusty. I'm sick of getting my news via @Weeping With Pity and the occasional Kiwi who drops by my Facebook page, so here I am. People seem excited to see me, and there's been more than a few questions and one AMA request already, so I might as well get this out of the way up front.

Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.

Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.

Can you watch Naruto without suffering PTSD

Also how awesome is Attack on titan
 
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