Yep, THAT Dusty. I'm sick of getting my news via @Weeping With Pity and the occasional Kiwi who drops by my Facebook page, so here I am. People seem excited to see me, and there's been more than a few questions and one AMA request already, so I might as well get this out of the way up front.
Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.
Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.
Caveat: I am not revealing anything I know solely because of "Aunt Joyce." That information remains confidential, as per my agreement with her, until she gets in touch with Jackie.
Open note to Isabel (since I know you're reading this): Should you be the one to make that contact happen, I could even be persuaded to keep that information - which could well contain all manner of interesting and embarrassing information regarding your childhood and family - confidential permanently. It may not make me popular around here, but Joyce and your mother are more important to me than the Kiwis are, and they should be more important to you, as well.