Ask LordKat for tech support -

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Everybody give Jason a new headache by asking him all your technical questions.

@LordKaT

How does copy protect code work on DVDs and Bluray Discs and how do you decrypt them?

 

[millais]

How do we harness enough kinetic energy from falling moon rocks to sustain exponential growth of Bitcoin mining for the next hundred years?

 

[Dirt McGirt]

How do I download more RAM?

 

[NumberingYourState]

How do I ddos without internet?

 

[tehpope]

How do I install Gentoo?

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Should I delete system32

 

[Hiragana]

My computer encountered a virus, I've tried giving it anti-viral medication but it hasn't worked. Am I doing it wrong?

 

[NQ 952]

Everybody give Jason a new headache by asking him all your technical questions.

@LordKaT

How does copy protect code work on DVDs and Bluray Discs and how do you decrypt them?

It doesn't work, that's why you can decrypt them in the first place. Handbrake for DVDs, MakeMKV for Blu-Ray.

How do we harness enough kinetic energy from falling moon rocks to sustain exponential growth of Bitcoin mining for the next hundred years?

Build a giant hand crank generator and use the moon rocks to spin a giant magnet around a copper coil.

How do I download more RAM?

Click the link, duh.

How do I ddos without internet?

An AK-47 and a balcony at a hotel overlooking a concert is currently the winning method.

How do I install Gentoo?

https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Handbook:AMD64/Full/Installation

Good luck faggot. At least it's not Slackware!

Should I delete system32

We live in a 64 bit world, why would you keep the inferior past of 32 bit around while you have the superior future of 64 bit right in front of you?

My computer encountered a virus, I've tried giving it anti-viral medication but it hasn't worked. Am I doing it wrong?

You're supposed to take that medication with a glass of water.

 

[Coconut Gun]

What's the best gamer fuel?

 

[Perverted Cat]

My internet speed keeps slowing down. How do I speed it up?

 

[NQ 952]

What's the best gamer fuel?

Anything that can give you high blood pressure and diabetes.

My internet speed keeps slowing down. How do I speed it up?

Find your ISP's CEO and hold his family hostage.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

My computer doesnt work
heres my config
No desk
No screen
0 bytes ram
No hard drive
No motherboard
No case
I keep praying on the computer and it doesnt work? am i doing something wrong?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Sometimes when I play PC games with a controller the computer keeps going to sleep! How do I make my computer recognize the controller as a device that keeps my computer awake when I press the buttons?

 

[NQ 952]

My computer doesnt work
heres my config
No desk
No screen
0 bytes ram
No hard drive
No motherboard
No case
I keep praying on the computer and it doesnt work? am i doing something wrong?

You're not praying to the right god. Ask @Ntwadumela

Sometimes when I play PC games with a controller the computer keeps going to sleep! How do I make my computer recognize the controller as a device that keeps my computer awake when I press the buttons?

Device manager -> HID - > Right click on your controller -> Properties -> Last tab -> Uncheck "Allow the computer to turn off this device to save power"

 

[JB 236]

How do I play floppy disks on my alienware? I have a load of my dads old porn but can't seem to fit the disk into the CD player.
The thing wont fucking close with the floppy disk in the middle.

 

[IV 445]

I want to shock myself with my computer so I can become one with the internet. Any idea how to start?

 

[NQ 952]

How do I play floppy disks on my alienware? I have a load of my dads old porn but can't seem to fit the disk into the CD player.
The thing wont fucking close with the floppy disk in the middle.

http://amzn.to/2knERjz

I want to shock myself with my computer so I can become one with the internet. Any idea how to start?

I've done this before, it's not as awesome as you'd think. You need to take the 12V rail going to your CPU and lick it while the computer is on. It's not a terrible experience, just not awesome.

 

[pelicannon]

What's the wecommended amount of dedotated wam I should have to a server?

 

[NumberingYourState]

How much VRAM can you fit in a netbook?

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

how do i find out that my anti-virus software is secretly malware made by indian tech support?