Ask me anything about cats. -

[Wildchild]

I like cats, I know a lot about cats and I like them. Cats say meow, and don't like it if you pull their tail and they'll scratch you. Tigers are big cats. Tigers eat people. Some other cats like lions and mountain lions also eat people and are also big cats. I would not have sexual intercourse with a cat because I'm not a furry, but I would cuddle and snuggle with a cat.

Ask me anything about cats.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

What is @cat's dox

 

[Wildchild]

What is @cat's dox

I like cats. My favorite kind of cats are black cats.

 

[nad7155]

Why are dogs so much better than cats?

What is it about cats that makes them not as kewl as dogs?

Are you a cat?

Benji would fuck up Longcat.

 

[Wildchild]

Why are dogs so much better than cats?

What is it about cats that makes them not as kewl as dogs?

Are you a cat?

Benji would fuck up Longcat.

I like cats, cats are furry. I like petting cats. I pretend to be a cat, so I am a cat. I like dogs too. Dogs are furry. I like furry animals.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Would you snuggle with a hairless cat?

 

[Wildchild]

Would you snuggle with a hairless cat?

Some people have trouble distinguishing the difference between cats and dogs because they're both furry, and I do sometimes too. The primary difference is that cats say "meow" and dogs go like "woof!" and that is how you can tell cats and dogs apart.

 

[David Chuggins]

My cat is barking, is it broken? do I need to return it to the store? I have the receipt.

 

[Wildchild]

My cat is barking, is it broken? do I need to return it to the store? I have the receipt.

I like cats and dogs! Dogs say Woof! Woof! Maybe your cat is a dog!

I like to use a simple saying I made up to help me tell the difference between cats and dogs: dogs say "woof!", cats say " meow!"

If your cat is barking then your cat is probably a dog. Cats also get hairballs sometimes, so it may be a hairball.

 

[Dr. Meme]

how small of a penis do you have to have to succesfully fuck a cat?

 

[David Chuggins]

My cat doesn't give me dead mice in the morning, does it not like me?

 

[Wildchild]

how small of a penis do you have to have to succesfully fuck a cat?

I don't think a person can have sex with a cat because I don't think that cats have vaginas, so they would have to have anal sex with the cat and the cat wouldn't like that and scratch your penis. Cats like to play with floppy hangy things like penises so the cat would scratch your penis.

 

[Wildchild]

My cat doesn't give me dead mice in the morning, does it not like me?

You see, cats eat mice and there may not be any mice because of the mice extinction. You should leave pizzs out for a month or two to attract mice to your house so mice can grow and appear and then mice will generate and see if your cat will give you mice.

 

[Tempest]

what are your thoughts on tuxedo cats?

 

[Mrs Paul]

Do your cats cry when they play with their toys? Cuz my cat Luci does that all the fucking time?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Do hairless cats feel like a shaven scrotum? Because I heard they do.

 

[Wildchild]

Do hairless cats feel like a shaven scrotum? Because I heard they do.

I don't know but scrotums are wrinkly.

 

[Wildchild]

Do your cats cry when they play with their toys? Cuz my cat Luci does that all the fucking time?

I don't have cats at the moment, but I like cats.

 

[Wildchild]

what are your thoughts on tuxedo cats?

Cats don't wear clothes.

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

Meow