CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Ask ParkourDude91 Anything -

[KingofManga420]

The stage is yours, Commander.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Dear Sirs to whom it may concern,

I Am writing to you to ask for Parodnage of my behavior. I Am very sorry that I Was rude by making people cancel work,Sgtay inside, and Neglect their families to watch my Livestream today which I Guess people thought I was doing a stream today. I Am sorry and i will change my ways and not do it again. Sirs. As an adult I recognize unethical behavior when i see fit,And this is a clear case of: "Communication Breakdown" which I have read extensively about in my Anger Management and Coping Skills book purchased on 7/24/15 with the help of my my Mothers MasterCard Express and her kind words. Due to this Failure in communication i will be offering a Limited edition of "Ask Me Anything" Availible to these forum only on exclusive offer to make up for emotional damages to your family unit or career. I Have made a coping skills plan using my Anger Management app on my phone to make sure this incident of "Communication Breakdown" does not happen ever again so you can rest easy.

ALso its probably hood that you stayed inside anyway,Because July 4th is "Elevated" of terror thtreat level!! If youve been watching the news, YOU KNOW that there is a potential for Danger.

Please Ask me Anything or make a new thread for it i dont care. I Will be staying on for the next hour and I Will try to get my computer to let me post here even though its on the fritz. Thank You fans

Warning: All Trolling Questions will be Ignored

Semper Fidelous Commander.
I was wondering if you've heard of Ahuviya Harel.
He's this gross tranny communist who hates America and wants to kill all men.

 

[Le Bateleur]

@ParkourDude91 can you describe your perfect Sunday?

 

[Cuck Norris]

What if this is an ISIS false flag? If The Commander's computer has been compromised they may have stolen his credentials for this webzone.

 

[moonman1488]

Was Eli a prison bitch? Is he hard(er) after his time in the slammer?

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Commander, what is the current status of your relationship with the anarchist known as Tyce Andrews?

 

[ATM]

What's up commander? I'm glad you're back, life has been unrealistic and gay since you left the online. Can you tell us a bit more about where you've been the past few months? Something about a "biblecube", what was the deal with that?

Also I noticed in the gatorade video you uploaded a while ago that there's a plate and bowl on the floor. Is there a secret cat and/or dog that we don't know about? Cats are chill.

 

[KingofManga420]

Is wolf cush real

 

[ParkourDude91]

i drove to my pal Jacobs 3 hours a way to watch the live streams and i forgot to feed my cat

Dear Disrespected Gamer to whom it may concern,

Please Accept my sincirest apology for your Dead animal situation. I AM very interested in helping solve this as a problem solver and as a supportive gamer. It is imporattnt to keep your cat and pets on a good and nutritional diet at all times especially if your cat gets exercise too. If you end up needing a New cat, I can probably find one wandering around the weird old guys farm down the road and catch it or something, Because i always see stray cats there, And then ride it to your house on my bike,Assuming u live within 5 miles of North brookfield massachussets. Please PM me if interested

 

[Blueberry]

@ParkourDude91

Why do you dislike Gatorade

Also will your mom let you buy fireworks today?

 

[XYZpdq]

In the "Christzone" stream you talked with your mother about Gundams not having souls.

What about robots that do stuff on their own, like Johnny 5 or Conky from Pee Wee's Playhouse?

 

[kookerpie]

Should we start up a collection for a new graphics card?

 

[moonman1488]

Dear Disrespected Gamer to whom it may concern,

Please Accept my sincirest apology for your Dead animal situation. I AM very interested in helping solve this as a problem solver and as a supportive gamer. It is imporattnt to keep your cat and pets on a good and nutritional diet at all times especially if your cat gets exercise too. If you end up needing a New cat, I can probably find one wandering around the weird old guys farm down the road and catch it or something, Because i always see stray cats there, And then ride it to your house on my bike,Assuming u live within 5 miles of North brookfield massachussets. Please PM me if interested

thanks

 

[Bugaboo]

Did you like the Christmas present I made you, I spent like 3 hours drawing this knowing that the only thing you'd say is "that's realistic dude"

Spoiler: Big image

The sad thing is this is still the best thing I've ever done

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

im having an existential crisis due to the pain of nobody understanding me or my emotions, what do i do

 

[ParkourDude91]

@ParkourDude91

Why do you dislike Gatorade

Also will your mom let you buy fireworks today?

1. Tyce kept calling it Haterade and kept saying I was a Haterade over and over whenever I Drank it and ningow it brings back, Harmful memories of that bullying
2. No I Have been banned from Firework Privveleges due to a incident I will not be discussing here

Did you like the Christmas present I made you, I spent like 3 hours drawing this knowing that the only thing you'd say is "that's realistic dude"

Spoiler: Big image

The sad thing is this is still the best thing I've ever done

Wrong. The best thing youve ever done was pledge alleigance to Deagle Nation.

Should we start up a collection for a new graphics card?

If You are interessted Please donate at deaglenation.tv/donate paypal me and I will buy a card that will allow me to stream better games and stuff and I Will put stickers on the side of my computer case with my favorite skateboard company logos on them. Thank You

 

[Randall Fragg]

What's your take on the Supreme Court gay marriage decision?

 

[Gringo]

Semper Fidelis, Commander, and a happy fourth of July to you! (we have really cool emoticons of you on this site)

My question: Is Tyce back in Deagle Nation now, and if so, what prompted your reconciliation? Has he been reinstated as second in command, or does Eli hold that position now?

 

[ParkourDude91]

What's up commander? I'm glad you're back, life has been unrealistic and gay since you left the online. Can you tell us a bit more about where you've been the past few months? Something about a "biblecube", what was the deal with that?

Also I noticed in the gatorade video you uploaded a while ago that there's a plate and bowl on the floor. Is there a secret cat and/or dog that we don't know about? Cats are chill.

The Bowl and Plate were for my moms new cats that she bought she has like 6 of them now and theyre named after bible people The Bible Cube is actually a place I go to study christs word.Its basically a sensory deprivation chamber my pastor built in my closet from plywood tfo help me with Sensory Overloading, so when I get Too hyper from drinking too much Sugar and need to calm down I just go inside and read scripture.Or Sometimes I am sent there as punashment for sins such as, Bad table manners at dinner

 

[Arkangel]

Jace, do you still play CS:GO? What is your opinion on the latest game update?