CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Ask ParkourDude91 Anything -

[CIA]

How do you feel about the Russians annexing Crimea. Do you think the Russians pose a threat to Deagle Nation and America?

 

[lynx]

any ETA on the first livestream of your return? i need to mark my calendar

 

[Cuck Norris]

I do have one question:

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

im a depressed 17 year old boy named marcus from canada, my dad grounded me because he caught me watching one of your vids... why is life so fucking hard

 

[Anus]

Greetings, Commander.

In light of recent events, the Supreme Court siding with the homos and ISIS hacking your computer, do you feel these events are connected?

 

[ParkourDude91]

What's your take on the Supreme Court gay marriage decision?

Well I Had an idea where I could buy an island in the Pacific with Crowd funding money,Then basically having it as a "Gay Marriage Panic Island" where I can fly my friends out to if gay marriage ever got legal, and we could all put cameras in our island house and do live streams and gaming tutorials and can crush videos forever without worrying about F*gs hitting on us. But i never got enough money because we had to spend all our money bailing eli out of prison,

How much does it cost to buy an oil rig? It only has to be in international waters It doesnt have to be an island. Can someone help me buy a oil rig. Thank You

 

[Blueberry]

@ParkourDude91

Was it hard watching Cena get beat up like this

 

[ParkourDude91]

im a depressed 17 year old boy named marcus from canada, my dad grounded me because he caught me watching one of your vids... why is life so fucking hard

Well Lets See probably because of we live in a Dystopian Axis of Evil HELLGLOBE and our country is a Faggot Dimension of Socialized Medicine. Yeah thats thanks to Obamas laws and Thanks to the %1 being too greedy and if all the rich people just gave all their money away and stuff then I would be able to buy Paul Walkers car from Fast And Furious and get LAID, I guess its too much to ask for a veteran to get LAID in todays society

 

[Randall Fragg]

Well I Had an idea where I could buy an island in the Pacific with Crowd funding money,Then basically having it as a "Gay Marriage Panic Island" where I can fly my friends out to if gay marriage ever got legal, and we could all put cameras in our island house and do live streams and gaming tutorials and can crush videos forever without worrying about F*gs hitting on us. But i never got enough money because we had to spend all our money bailing eli out of prison,

How much does it cost to buy an oil rig? It only has to be in international waters It doesnt have to be an island. Can someone help me buy a oil rig. Thank You

Dude, you should look into getting a cold war missile silo. I got one as a bug out location/weed growing op, which you're welcome to use if we have to bug out. However, if you got one out in Massachusetts, we could set up a string of survivalist compounds to rebuild America after the gay apocalypse.
You could also do a Left 4 Dead 2 stream, because that's a pretty good apocalypse training sim.
Oh yeah, I made an anti-gay marriage music video featuring Deagle Nation and Postal 2. Please tell me what you think.

 

[KingofManga420]

Well Lets See probably because of we live in a Dystopian Axis of Evil HELLGLOBE and our country is a Faggot Dimension of Socialized Medicine. Yeah thats thanks to Obamas laws and Thanks to the %1 being too greedy and if all the rich people just gave all their money away and stuff then I would be able to buy Paul Walkers car from Fast And Furious and get LAID, I guess its too much to ask for a veteran to get LAID in todays society

Do you think it should be a constitutional right for the Government to provide state appointed sex workers to relieve veterans with or without wolf cosplay on an as-needed basis?

 

[Squealer]

Why don't you like weiners? Are you so unAMERICAN that you hate baseball? and FOOZBALL? and gay marriage?
double post fix
My friend also wants me to ask you if you still plan on doing a roadtrip?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Aww, Jace! I even bought my very first Monster for this stream. I respect gamers everywhere and everything. Well, at least you are around!

Since you are now back, what kind of new ideas for livestreams and vlogs are you thinking of?

 

[ParkourDude91]

Commander, what is the current status of your relationship with the anarchist known as Tyce Andrews?

We dont hang out. If it werent for his Great deals on wheels, (He sells Pirated movies from the back of a red ryder wagon to make money for weed) and the fact that he shoplifts all his Merchandise and can offer Cheap Movie Dvd's, Then i wouldnt be talking to him, but I NEed to get my WWE pay per views SOMEWHERE because MOm canceled my WWE Network Sub

 

[Splendid]

What about the traitor and impersonator Jan? What will you do about him slandering your name since you can't streetrace him in your Prius now?

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Jace, Jace, Jace. I'm very worried about the impact Pastor Faggot is having on your lifestyle. Haven't you ever tried to quickscope him? Why does your mom continue to tolerate his bullshit?
Also, does Pastor Faggot wear one of those gay dog collar things? Shouldn't we be, like, really suspicious of anything black and white in these ISIS days?

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Will you take me on the highway to the danger zone?

 

[Le Bateleur]

Well I Had an idea where I could buy an island in the Pacific with Crowd funding money,Then basically having it as a "Gay Marriage Panic Island" where I can fly my friends out to if gay marriage ever got legal, and we could all put cameras in our island house and do live streams and gaming tutorials and can crush videos forever without worrying about F*gs hitting on us. But i never got enough money because we had to spend all our money bailing eli out of prison,

How much does it cost to buy an oil rig? It only has to be in international waters It doesnt have to be an island. Can someone help me buy a oil rig. Thank You

Take a look at Sealand. It's an old military fort so you know it's built to last and it's probably got lots of expansion slots for mounting miniguns and flamethrowers. Basically it's been a country since 1965. In 1978 there were some guys who tried to invade but they hired German mercenaries and the Germans lose every war.

I'm sure there's little to no Dew left on Sealand and probably no weed tobacco, so you might be able to like trade the island for some good kush and gamersnacks. Or you could invade yourself - the Germans had no Deagles and probably not even any modkits so if you go in prepared you'll be officially a Prince in no time.

 

[Squealer]

On a seious note, how's mom doing? I hope you guys get along at least enough to talk to each other. Only asking since all these goddamn tranny's seem to beat their mothers and act like it's mom's fault.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Greetings, Jace, we all missed you!
What games have you played recently, and what games should we expect in any future livestreams?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Hey, Jace, you didn't get brainwashed by your mom's gay religion in the Biblecube, did you dude?