ASMR FAST MAGAZINE FLIPPING - 11/23/2017

[stronkwonk]

It is what it is.

 

[PiggyPie]

I couldn't even watch it. How can this bitch get any lazier?

 

[C3PBRO]

Oh my god, I am not even exaggerating when I say this might be Amberlynn's worst video yet.

EDIT: And again with this "people don't understand ASMR" defensiveness in the comments. Every idiot knows what ASMR is, you're just shit at it.

 

[666EVE666]

lol

 

[C3PBRO]

The way she palms this shit with her meaty paws reminds me of when I'd make dumb collage bullshit in 3rd grade from scrap magazines.

 

[victorkottke]

I almost threw up watching fifteen seconds of her hands flipping the pages.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

Hands that look like latex gloves filled with water.

And diabetes knuckles.

 

[Malibougie]

I suspect there are going to be more of these lazy ass vids to come. Now that she doesn’t have a sitter she has limited things to film while she is stuck at home while Beck is working.

 

[Gene's Secret Cat]

No. Listen carefully. The FUPA is the star of this show. I can HEAR it.

 

[Xenomorph]

Pretty soon it's gonna be:

ASMR: C-PAP Machine
ASMR: Heart Monitor
ASMR: Triple Bypass

 

[NemmaSis]

Her ASMR videos are particularly annoying because plenty of ASMRtists who have been making content for years put SO much time and effort into their videos. Then Amber comes along thinking it's easy money, smudges her fingers on a magazine for 10 minutes, and believes she's in the same league as all of them. And if someone doesn't like her crap, nonASMR vid, her defense goes to, "You just don't understand itttttt." Sorry to power level, but I freaking love ASMR, and her videos are the absolute worst attempt I've ever seen. 10 year olds do better than her.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

I watched about a minute and a half of it and holy shit, her greasy hooves sticking to the pages as she's flipping through was like nails on a chalkboard. God damn this pig is lazy... "You just don't get it, guuyysss!!"

 

[stronkwonk]

I don't know what's stupider, Amberlynn making this video, or the tards in the comments crying about how she's making a joke of ASMR!!!

 

[Null]

the comments on these videos are the most brutal fucking things I've ever seen

this made me laugh out loud cuz it's true. it's like al is taking a shit and reading a magazine, while you're squatting on the porcelain top of the toilet behind her with a camera pointed straight down. you can't unsee it.

tho al also got an actual asmr person to reply, confused by the contempt for the video. asmr community is super positive towards one another (and this video is significantly less shitty than the candy wrapper one, which is fucking hysterical), so that's not surprising.

bern doesn't know that this channel is mostly about vlogging and putting cats into animal shelters. this asmr shit comes off as a lazy cashgrab at an existing community for people with focus issues and ptsd.

 

[EH 110]

bern doesn't know that this channel is mostly about vlogging and putting cats into animal shelters.

More like eating, mooching, cheap knick knacks, and animal neglect.

 

[parasesama]

I tried listening with my headphones and that doesn't sound good at all!

 

[Chickenpox]

Next time I want some "heavy breathing" ASMR please.

On Snapchat she asked for Screenshots from People who wanted to see ASMR from her.

 

[Malibougie]

On Snapchat she asked for Screenshots from People who wanted to see ASMR from her.

I want to see screen shots the wazillion ideas for actual good content that she ignored while she got those 10 for ASMR

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Only thing this cunt won't eat is her girlfriend's pussy.

ASMR listen to Becky eating that shit like a horse eating oats

 

[Dendygar]

The sound of her greasy fingers rubbing the paper is just painful to listen to. Funky Kong picks you up from the airport is a much higher quality asmr than anything Hambo will ever make.