ASMR | TYPING - 7/16/2019

[a dinosaur]

 

[SAVE TWINKIE!]

I aint clicking that shit nigga

 

[raritycunt]

Fucking hell isnt this 100 day bollocks done with yet?

 

[marjoram]

Nope. Nopenopenopenopenopenope. NO.

 

[Casket Base]

Her reasoning for this video is fairly sound. Amberlynn typing at random for an infinite amount of time will almost surely produce good content.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Even her typing sounds fat.

 

[Owlflaps]

I would rather see a silverback gorilla typing at a keyboard over Amber. The gorilla is lighter, and probably more dainty, too.

 

[mekalekahi]

Gorl missed out on writing a romantic fanfic involving her and miley Cyrus/james Charles. Maybe in the future

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I TYPE LIKE THIS BECAUSE MY FINGERS ARE LIKE BREAKFAST SAUSAGE LINKS. I ACTUALLY BIT MYSELF ONCE BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY.

I DIDN'T TASTE VERY GOOD.

 

[Mr Foster]

"Could only think to count to ten, and type 'thank you' over and over" - @C3PBRO

Is she typing out Becky's inner monologue?

Edit: Formatting

 

[ADHD]

Ugh.

I downloaded as usual but I have zero intention of watching it.

 

[I never almost drownded]

Only managed thirty seconds. I have to say, I'm surprised at her typing speed. She's moving those pork sausages pretty fast. At least it was ten minutes where she wasn't eating

 

[Masta]

She knows she can post anything and it will make her money, this is just some bullshit.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Only managed thirty seconds. I have to say, I'm surprised at her typing speed. She's moving those pork sausages pretty fast. At least it was ten minutes where she wasn't eating

If she were a little smarter and a not a lazy cow, she could be a transcriptionist for some extra cash. Probably not an audio transcriptionist because she can't dun do the grammar so gud, but converting handwritten to digital might be in her wheelhouse.
Who am I kidding? That sounds way too much like a job for AL to even consider it.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

I’m amazed she can even type.

 

[Barbarella]

If she wants to make enough for her surgery, or for a thousand Cheesecake factory meals, she’s gonna have to give us what we want, and show those lumpy, leaking, veiny, pillowy, discolored, cellulite and lymphedema filled legs. I want to know how much stuff is growing off them. Is she at the mushroom stage yet?

Come on girl, even Chantel showed us how she’s split in half and torn because of fat. Your turn! You can’t let the fatty from the North take over your title!

It’s highly requested!!!

ASMR typing. Just no.

 

[Gorl68]

She's actually done a few of these typing ASMR vids before. If you look at the comments for the older ones you'll notice that the response was overwhelmingly positive. She let the asspatting go to her head for sure.

 

[FitBitch]

"You guys I put so much work into my channel, I know I'm behind on videos but I'm going to upload what I've already recorded and then catch up to the present after a two month break from all this HARD WORK"

She's crazy if she thinks I'm watching this shit. Guess I'll be back when the next cellulitis bellybutton chapter drops.

 

[AlNamrood]

Her reasoning for this video is fairly sound. Amberlynn typing at random for an infinite amount of time will almost surely produce good content.

Just like one of those monkeys eventually writing a Shakespeare piece. Except she'll only ever produce shit.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Managed a full 45 seconds.

Her typing is inane and slow as fuck. She is in love with the delete key because even though she's only typing her own thoughts and not transcribing some other written work, she can't type words to save her life. Flexeen those writeen skillz there, Authorlynn.

If she's such a connoisseur of ASMR as she professes in her ramblings, surely she'd realize that the point is to not blast out the eardrums of the listener by pummeling her keyboard with her fat flab-mittens as hard as she can with the speaker of her camera mere inches away. That was the opposite of relaxing white noise.