ASMR | TYPING - 7/16/2019

[Cubanodun]

*clickclickclickclick* (((Breathe))) *clickclickclickclick* (((((BREATHE))))

She is actually wheezing by just typing? and what kind of cheap keyboard does that sound

 

[Whatthefuck]

I'm glad she made the video a full 10 minutes and 30 seconds, when no one could stand more then 20 seconds of it.

I also love how the camera keeps trying to focus on the screen when she types, and it blurs/unblurs so you can't fucking read what she's typing anyways.

If ASMR is supposed to be tingly/relaxing, I don't know if the jarring sounds of keyboard keys clicking would be up there as a good source of relaxation.

How many ASMR videos do you think she's got queued up? We have magazine molesting, marker jamming, and now keyboard pounding.

All of us who work in an office know just how fucking relaxing it is to hear click clacks of keyboards. So, so relaxing. Doesn't remind us of our stressful jobs at all. Nope, not a bit. Well done, Hamber!

 

[Kamiii]

I lasted less than three minutes before I had to tap out, but am I actually hearing her breath heavy while she's typing?

She's always breathing heavy. Always.

 

[meowmix]

"miley has been there for me through everything"
in a way, it might be funny if it were satire...and I wish it were

she is special needs

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

One of the few places she responds to criticism is on Twitter. Someone gave her constructive criticism regarding the heavy breathing, fan noises, etc. Here's her response:



First, HeavilyRequestedLynn says LOTS of people like her "ambient noise" - despite all evidence to the contrary via comments.

Then, "I film what I love to listen to."

(NarcissistLynn apparently LOVES the sound of her own struggle to breathe, her leaking body being winded from waggling her beetus-knuckled sausage digits around a keyboard.)

 

[Viridian]

One of the few places she responds to criticism is on Twitter. Someone gave her constructive criticism regarding the heavy breathing, fan noises, etc. Here's her response:

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First, HeavilyRequestedLynn says LOTS of people like her "ambient noise" - despite all evidence to the contrary via comments.

Then, "I film what I love to listen to."

(NarcissistLynn apparently LOVES the sound of her own struggle to breathe, her leaking body being winded from waggling her beetus-knuckled sausage digits around a keyboard.)

"A lot of people like the ambient noise."

Does Hamber even believe her own lies anymore? Or does she just sputter them out by sheer reflex?

 

[Koresh]

"A lot of people like the ambient noise."

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Does Hamber even believe her own lies anymore? Or does she just sputter them out by sheer reflex?

She attributes any criticism or negativity to just "haters" hating on her as a person, not content. She thinks her content is the same as anyone else's, it's only the injustice of being slandered online that brings about negative responses.

I don't think she's lying as it's not a lie if you believe it. Only dumb and delusional.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Yep.
Dislikes on her videos, constructive criticism, feedback, even polite disagreement ALL just = YOU ARE A HATER AND YOU HATE ME BECAUSE I'M FAT AND ONLY BECAUSE I'M FAT.

Never mind literally anything else. And these are words from her own mouth too.

 

[Xenomorph]

One of the few places she responds to criticism is on Twitter. Someone gave her constructive criticism regarding the heavy breathing, fan noises, etc. Here's her response:

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First, HeavilyRequestedLynn says LOTS of people like her "ambient noise" - despite all evidence to the contrary via comments.

Then, "I film what I love to listen to."

(NarcissistLynn apparently LOVES the sound of her own struggle to breathe, her leaking body being winded from waggling her beetus-knuckled sausage digits around a keyboard.)

Oh Hammy, you are such a daft cunt. It's not what YOU want it's what the audience wants you fucking idiot. But again she is not selfish or self centered AT ALL.
That's like getting your hair done and the stylist says well I gave you a bob, I know you didnt want it but thats the haircut I like to do.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I clicked on this one just to give it a thumbs-down. So fucking lame. No ad revenue from me though, thanks ad blocker.

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

 

[clusterfuckk]

"A lot of people like the ambient noise."

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Does Hamber even believe her own lies anymore? Or does she just sputter them out by sheer reflex?

She knows no one wants this shit. But regardless of what this daft cunt puts out there; she makes a shit ton of money. The controversy draws in more haydurs; therefore more money. The best thing that could happen to this bitch is if she became irrelevant.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Either she really thinks these will take off, or she's specifically fucking with us.

Both options would be funny, but I honestly hope it's the second option. That would actually be funnier.

If she's just fucking with us, get ready for ASMR nails on a chalkboard at some point.

 

[ADHD]

If she's just fucking with us, get ready for ASMR nails on a chalkboard at some point.

So, more videos featuring only Becky are coming up?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

So, more videos featuring only Becky are coming up?

God, she really has no personality to speak of. It's almost amazing how boring she is.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

This would have been more relaxing and enjoyable if it were actual pig trotters stomping around in their pig pen.

 

[Mr Foster]

God, she really has no personality to speak of. It's almost amazing how boring she is.

And now "special coloring time with my son"

"I did a naruto, y'all"

 

[Whatthefuck]

And now "special coloring time with my son"

"I did a naruto, y'all"

Slightly off topic, but the way Becks says Naruto makes me cringe. She thinks she's pronouncing it correctly, but it's been filtered through Hillbillyese. I think the cringe comes from her correcting others on the pronunciation. I know it's such a stupid thing to pick on. The poor thing is only 13.

 

[Mandaark]

And now "special coloring time with my son"

"I did a naruto, y'all"

Kate Winslet is bae

 

[AllCISPeople]

Oh boy. Time to break out the whiskey.

Or the cyanide. Bottoms up lads