Aspen_Alabaster - Your friendly neighborhood Dog, but also a dog raping autist, enjoys touching dead animals with his paws

Leonard Helplessness

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He's never mentioned living with family or being employed, but has talked about living with other people. Is it possible he lives in subsidized housing? Given the free time he has to do all sorts of weird and fucked up stuff.
Does Canada have all the Indian casino shit that America does? He could be a tribesman getting per capita distributions of casino profits, if that’s the case. Just speculating.
 

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Does this guy go into the woods regularly? If so wouldn't the coyotes attack him sooner or later? Like what kind of shit do you have to smoke to think that getting close enough to wild animals (and trying to feed them?) is a good idea?
 
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Kurt Eichenwald

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I don't think that's physiologically possible. The phallus, even when not engorged, is almost certainly too large to fit within his own.
I'm both relieved and disappointed to see little aspie lying about his exceptional acts of coomerism, but it doesn't surprise me based on the way he likes to get attention with his own brand of horny edge.
 
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I don't think that's physiologically possible. The phallus, even when not engorged, is almost certainly too large to fit within his own.
I'm both relieved and disappointed to see little aspie lying about his exceptional acts of coomerism, but it doesn't surprise me based on the way he likes to get attention with his own brand of horny edge.
Thank the lord ;-;
 

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I don't think that's physiologically possible. The phallus, even when not engorged, is almost certainly too large to fit within his own.
I'm both relieved and disappointed to see little aspie lying about his exceptional acts of coomerism, but it doesn't surprise me based on the way he likes to get attention with his own brand of horny edge.
I wish I could agree with you.. I asked aspen about it. He sent me a picture of him doing it.

Now thing is, obviously it doesn't have to be him. Regardless, it's possible.

NSFW.. It's an actual picture of a dog penis inside a human penis. (:_(

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I wish I could agree with you.. I asked aspen about it. He sent me a picture of him doing it.

Now thing is, obviously it doesn't have to be him. Regardless, it's possible.

NSFW.. It's an actual picture of a dog penis inside a human penis. (:_(
This is something I could have gone my whole life not knowing or seeing, yet here I am clicking the horrific spoiler anyways :cryblood:
 

TalmudSperg

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I have always wondered how does that work.
How come the more fucked up someone is, and (technically) should keep a low profile, the more they actually want to share their degeneracy with the entire world?
Is there a mathematic equation, or some other correlation?
They share their perversion with the world in the hope that someone will say it's ok. It's the internet, so of course someone does.
person 1 gets confirmation bias, they continue puppy rape, emboldened.
 

Strayserval

In the kitchen wrist twisting like it’s stir fry!
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While it does provide good content should we really make contact with him, i personally think we should not and just document what he does, but hey i can't really make you do anything
 

Bon Bon

My name is Amanda Hugankiss, this is my story.
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the way he draws this character (i think this one is called pit but maybe there's more than one that looks like it, not looking close enough to tell) haunts me
 

GrainKiller

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I wish I could agree with you.. I asked aspen about it. He sent me a picture of him doing it.

Now thing is, obviously it doesn't have to be him. Regardless, it's possible.

NSFW.. It's an actual picture of a dog penis inside a human penis. (:_(

Any normal persons reaction to this shit:

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I would ghost my son too if he fucked dogs microwaved lightbulbs. He also posted a text wall on "dogs speaking for themselves". [Archive]
 

Cedric_Eff

No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat.
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the way he draws this character (i think this one is called pit but maybe there's more than one that looks like it, not looking close enough to tell) haunts me
The fucking autistic jawline this creature has and the weird coloring and way it’s drawn is giving me weird vibes and it’s reminding me of other lolcows.
 

Kurt Eichenwald

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I wish I could agree with you.. I asked aspen about it. He sent me a picture of him doing it.

Now thing is, obviously it doesn't have to be him. Regardless, it's possible.

NSFW.. It's an actual picture of a dog penis inside a human penis. (:_(

So, this means he's been molesting a chihuahua, and has a surprisingly roomy penis.
 
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Pukebucket

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Does Canada have all the Indian casino shit that America does? He could be a tribesman getting per capita distributions of casino profits, if that’s the case. Just speculating.
Not that I'm really aware of. I'm sure it could vary from region to region but Canada's native bands are riddled with drug problems and internal corruption. Not all of them of course, but enough of them that scraping a living together even though casino cash isn't viable in most places. Nobody wants to drive out to fuckall nowhere in Alberta just to play slots when they can be betting on rodeo instead.


Does this guy go into the woods regularly? If so wouldn't the coyotes attack him sooner or later? Like what kind of shit do you have to smoke to think that getting close enough to wild animals (and trying to feed them?) is a good idea?
Tourists do that shit all the time, it's not uncommon and some places in the world rely on that sort of tourism to be profitable, such as Japan's various animal towns/shrines/parks. Most animals (barring apex predators) aren't going to maul the first person who offers them food; the problem is that fed animals will start to associate humans with food and they stop being afraid or even apathetic towards people. Then if the first person doesn't have food on one of their visits or they decide to approach a second person for food and don't get any, animals tend to have immediate expectations and if they're more prone to acting out of frustration and biting.

It drives me nuts when I see someone feeding peanut butter crackers to raccoons and going "see it ate the cracker and didn't gnaw my fingers off, this animal is tame!", because it's just setting it up for the next person it goes up to to not have any of the food it's learned to associate with people and person B ends up getting harassed and/or bitten by a wild, probably diseased animal just because the first guy wanted to get a cool pic of a raccoon eating out of his hand.

I'm not even overly against human/wild animal interactions (namely non-sexual human/animal interactions; I hate that I have to specify that but this is Animal Control so clarification is unfortunately required); if a deer walked up to you and you gave it chin skritches it might be a bit risky (if nothing else than because they have ticks that carry lyme disease) but it's probably not going to do that with every person it comes across, because animals can comprehend social behavior on an individual level somewhat. Feeding, however, is another matter and easily leads to problems. Even domesticated animals like dogs, cats, and chickens can exhibit food aggression.
 

Leonard Helplessness

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Not that I'm really aware of. I'm sure it could vary from region to region but Canada's native bands are riddled with drug problems and internal corruption. Not all of them of course, but enough of them that scraping a living together even though casino cash isn't viable in most places. Nobody wants to drive out to fuckall nowhere in Alberta just to play slots when they can be betting on rodeo instead.
Makes sense. I'm trying to piece together what kind of tugboat this dude is on, because he's definitely on a tugboat. Reservation casinos in the United States frequently do per capita distributions of their profits, meaning that every member of that particular Indian nation gets a lump of free money every month just for existing. Back in college I had a professor talking about how great this is and how the money absolutely doesn't get immediately spent on firewater and meth.

His income arises from somewhere and I doubt he earns it himself, so this is interesting.
 
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