Astrologers/Zodiac Obsessives -

norrington

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Wicca threads by @Vitriol and @dollarhuviya got me thinking about astrology, since it's in a similar vein of new-age pseudo-cult, while even going so far as to try and pass itself off like some kind of legitimate science from time to time. I nearly posted this in one of those threads, thinking it could count as a sort of subset of wicca/paganism, but once I started in on this post I figured it might be too off-topic as an add-on to existing threads (please, correct me if I'm wrong).

So, to start, there's the published medical study out of Nigeria actually trying to suggest that astrology can somehow predict a person's likelihood of developing schizophrenia:
  • Just right out of the gate: "Some astrological hypotheses related to predisposition to severe mental illness..."
  • "These findings are in keeping with the well-known oddity of schizophrenia (schiz = split; phren = mind); such that, a group which collectively is characterised by an "introverted" self (i.e. sun sign), has a coexisting aggressive tendency (i.e. strong mars) and poor integration between the elements of the psyche and the self (i.e. inadequacy of aspects between Sun and other planets)."
  • (This is in a peer-reviewed journal, established almost 20 years ago, tied to Nigerian university hospital.)

Instead of dying off as some kind of obscure oddity like you might hope, this study actually gets resurrected from time to time.
Here's a particularly notable instance, where a "professional" astrologer cites this study in justifying a retroactive claim that she would have prevented the 2011 Arizona shooting:
-"If Jared Loughner’s parents had come to me for a reading, I would have explained to them that their son had a tremendous amount of energy with that Aries Mars that needed an outlet of some kind."
-And yeah, this woman is still actively posting on her blog (though unfortunately she's not giving readings right now).​

Here's another article she links to. Slight off-topic but still an incredible read:
-"The schizophrenic may indeed be mad. He is mad. He is not ill. I have been told by people who have been through the mad experience how what was then revealed to them was veritable manna from Heaven. The person's whole life may be changed, but it is difficult not to doubt the validity of such vision. Also, not everyone comes back to us again."
-"He has lost his sense of self, his feelings, his place in the world as we know it. He tells us he is dead. But we are distracted from our cozy security by this mad ghost that haunts us with his visions and voices that seem so senseless and of which we feel impelled to rid him, cleanse him, cure him. Madness need not be all breakdown. It is also breakthrough. It is potentially liberation and renewal, as well as enslavement and existential death."
Yep. Curing schizophrenia = bad. Giving somebody with severe delusions of grandeur a different delusional framework to lose their minds in = liberation and breakthrough.
Anyway, though, on the less completely batshit side, here are some active potential communities (some highlights and excerpts under spoilers) :
http://www.mysticboard.com/
http://www.mysticboard.com/western_astrology/72974-13th_sign_added_and_signs_are_a-changing-1.html
-Flaming Huffpo as not being credible enough as a source for this debate:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo2_1280.png

-Calling for a change to the actual real-world calendar so they aren't accidentally mis-signed (last two paragraphs):
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo3_1280.png

-Their sense of self is too tenuous to sleep after this heartbreaking news:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo1_1280.png

www.astrologyweekly.com - active + bigger emphasis on western astrology in particular
http://www.astrologyweekly.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65450&highlight=pseudo-science
Some top responses to the question 'Is Astrology a real science?':
- "there is no definition of astrology as a pseudo-science that will not also include chemistry and physics."
-"What is meant by the word Science'?"
-"Why ever would you come to an astrology forum and demand that the "proponents" prove themselves? This has ever been thus, and is why there became over the thousands of years of astrology strictures against judgement. If you want to learn about astrology, go learn. Do not expect to engage "proponents" of the science of astrology ... until you yourself can understand and explain the logic behind it."
-(Texas weeb lectures about western-centric views of "science" being too hard) :
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo4_r1_540.png

Other forums I haven't dug through in depth but which seem active, at the least:
http://forum.astro.com/cgi/forum.cgi?lang=e
http://www.astrogle.com/forums/

And, of course, tumblr.com - astrology blogs and posts are growing in popularity every day; most are run-of-the-mill horoscope posts, some go a little over the top, some get fairly preachy about it all.
Zodiac Personal advice: Cut ties with someone you've had a years-long relationship with because they were too Scorpio and you dream of Gemini:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo5_r1_540.png


Nice informative post about astrology's long, glorious history of being stuck firmly in the 'ridicule' phase of unveiled truths:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo6_r1_1280.png



Nothing makes your shameless profiteering disguising itself as a pseudo-science seem more legit than weakly trying to attach Carl Jung's name to it:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo7_r1_1280.png


BONUS: This one astrology dude, Zack vanEyck, is unfortunately inactive now, but his writing style has its own distinctly creepy vibe to it, and he's actually made some shit astrology-related indie films that he reviewed himself with throwaway accounts on IMDB, and has pre-digital examples of his work on youtube that are shitty even for the VHS era. (Tumblr) (Youtube) (IMDB profile) (Presumably fake reviews for his shitty movie Jupiter Landing; only one of these posters ever reviewed another film, so I figure it's either ego-stroking or some kind of mummy curse)
Here's a screengrab of his tumblr's introduction, as if EL James+50shades hadn't made the word 'Goddess' cringe-y enough already:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo9_r1_540.png

Actually, reading that again, I'm not convinced 50Shades and this post weren't written by the same person.

EDIT: grammar
 
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Positron

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Given Homestuck and Tumblr, I'm surprised we don't see any transzodiacs, like, "I'm an Aries born in a Virgo's body".

To be fair Carl Jung is full of nonsense. He believed in astrology, past lives and what he called "collective unconsciousness". Indeed the whole field of psychoanalysis has little use of the scientific method.
 
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norrington

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To be fair Carl Jung is full of nonsense. He believed in astrology, past lives and what he called "collective unconsciousness". Indeed the whole field of psychoanalysis has little use of the scientific method.

Yeah, I was worried that wasn't clear enough. The irony of using Jung (kind of a pseudoscience joke unto himself, as you said, especially in this day and age) to make your shit seem more legitimate is what I was trying to get at, but it wasn't structured well at all, and could be read either way.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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I love how these idiots seem to think that the position of a planet or star somehow affects your personality. It's been shown that we are the ones that create that personality based in part on what our star sign is.

I do remember there was a kerfuffle back around the time that Pluto was demoted as a planet by some astrologers saying that because of that their star charts were no longer accurate and they wanted to sue NASA for it. It also reminds me of somebody wanting to sue NASA for crashing the probe Deep Impact into comet Tempel 1 for the same reason that it would now affect their readings.

It always kills me that they include Pluto but not Ceres...

And yet no mention of Sedna, Eris, Makemake or any other Trans-Neptunian object out there. After all, if a star can affect your personality why not a large object in the solar system which probably has a larger gravitational effect on you.
 

norrington

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A lot of my friends on Facebook are obsessed with Astrology, most likely thanks to Homestuck.
I'm interested in the other types of astrology, be it Mayan, Hindu, Tibetan or Chinese. Anyway it's bullshit, but it's very interesting, mystical bullshit.

I never got very far into homestuck, what's it got to do with astrology?
 

Jack Haywood

Interested in psychology, games and adventure
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Wicca threads by @Vitriol and @dollarhuviya got me thinking about astrology, since it's in a similar vein of new-age pseudo-cult, while even going so far as to try and pass itself off like some kind of legitimate science from time to time. I nearly posted this in one of those threads, thinking it could count as a sort of subset of wicca/paganism, but once I started in on this post I figured it might be too off-topic as an add-on to existing threads (please, correct me if I'm wrong).

So, to start, there's the published medical study out of Nigeria actually trying to suggest that astrology can somehow predict a person's likelihood of developing schizophrenia:
  • Just right out of the gate: "Some astrological hypotheses related to predisposition to severe mental illness..."
  • "These findings are in keeping with the well-known oddity of schizophrenia (schiz = split; phren = mind); such that, a group which collectively is characterised by an "introverted" self (i.e. sun sign), has a coexisting aggressive tendency (i.e. strong mars) and poor integration between the elements of the psyche and the self (i.e. inadequacy of aspects between Sun and other planets)."
  • (This is in a peer-reviewed journal, established almost 20 years ago, tied to Nigerian university hospital.)

Instead of dying off as some kind of obscure oddity like you might hope, this study actually gets resurrected from time to time.
Here's a particularly notable instance, where a "professional" astrologer cites this study in justifying a retroactive claim that she would have prevented the 2011 Arizona shooting:
-"If Jared Loughner’s parents had come to me for a reading, I would have explained to them that their son had a tremendous amount of energy with that Aries Mars that needed an outlet of some kind."
-And yeah, this woman is still actively posting on her blog (though unfortunately she's not giving readings right now).​

Here's another article she links to. Slight off-topic but still an incredible read:
-"The schizophrenic may indeed be mad. He is mad. He is not ill. I have been told by people who have been through the mad experience how what was then revealed to them was veritable manna from Heaven. The person's whole life may be changed, but it is difficult not to doubt the validity of such vision. Also, not everyone comes back to us again."
-"He has lost his sense of self, his feelings, his place in the world as we know it. He tells us he is dead. But we are distracted from our cozy security by this mad ghost that haunts us with his visions and voices that seem so senseless and of which we feel impelled to rid him, cleanse him, cure him. Madness need not be all breakdown. It is also breakthrough. It is potentially liberation and renewal, as well as enslavement and existential death."
Yep. Curing schizophrenia = bad. Giving somebody with severe delusions of grandeur a different delusional framework to lose their minds in = liberation and breakthrough.
Anyway, though, on the less completely batshit side, here are some active potential communities (some highlights and excerpts under spoilers) :
http://www.mysticboard.com/
http://www.mysticboard.com/western_astrology/72974-13th_sign_added_and_signs_are_a-changing-1.html
-Flaming Huffpo as not being credible enough as a source for this debate:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo2_1280.png

-Calling for a change to the actual real-world calendar so they aren't accidentally mis-signed (last two paragraphs):
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo3_1280.png

-Their sense of self is too tenuous to sleep after this heartbreaking news:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo1_1280.png

www.astrologyweekly.com - active + bigger emphasis on western astrology in particular
http://www.astrologyweekly.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65450&highlight=pseudo-science
Some top responses to the question 'Is Astrology a real science?':
- "there is no definition of astrology as a pseudo-science that will not also include chemistry and physics."
-"What is meant by the word Science'?"
-"Why ever would you come to an astrology forum and demand that the "proponents" prove themselves? This has ever been thus, and is why there became over the thousands of years of astrology strictures against judgement. If you want to learn about astrology, go learn. Do not expect to engage "proponents" of the science of astrology ... until you yourself can understand and explain the logic behind it."
-(Texas weeb lectures about western-centric views of "science" being too hard) :
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo4_r1_540.png

Other forums I haven't dug through in depth but which seem active, at the least:
http://forum.astro.com/cgi/forum.cgi?lang=e
http://www.astrogle.com/forums/

And, of course, tumblr.com - astrology blogs and posts are growing in popularity every day; most are run-of-the-mill horoscope posts, some go a little over the top, some get fairly preachy about it all.
Zodiac Personal advice: Cut ties with someone you've had a years-long relationship with because they were too Scorpio and you dream of Gemini:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo5_r1_540.png


Nice informative post about astrology's long, glorious history of being stuck firmly in the 'ridicule' phase of unveiled truths:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo6_r1_1280.png



Nothing makes your shameless profiteering disguising itself as a pseudo-science seem more legit than weakly trying to attach Carl Jung's name to it:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo7_r1_1280.png


BONUS: This one astrology dude, Zack vanEyck, is unfortunately inactive now, but his writing style has its own distinctly creepy vibe to it, and he's actually made some shit astrology-related indie films that he reviewed himself with throwaway accounts on IMDB, and has pre-digital examples of his work on youtube that are shitty even for the VHS era. (Tumblr) (Youtube) (IMDB profile) (Presumably fake reviews for his shitty movie Jupiter Landing; only one of these posters ever reviewed another film, so I figure it's either ego-stroking or some kind of mummy curse)
Here's a screengrab of his tumblr's introduction, as if EL James+50shades hadn't made the word 'Goddess' cringe-y enough already:
tumblr_o1tkm0Agfi1qi0bloo9_r1_540.png

Actually, reading that again, I'm not convinced 50Shades and this post weren't written by the same person.

EDIT: grammar

Interestingly, there are some (read: most) astrologers out there that rubbish the idea of astrology being associated with esotericism and spirituality to begin with. But yeah, these people are just as insane as your average conspiracy nut.
 

Jack Haywood

Interested in psychology, games and adventure
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It always kills me that they include Pluto but not Ceres...


Actually, Ceres is recognised as a legitimate influence by astrologers, but it's just ignored and shoved to the wayside because it isn't seen as all that important. Same goes for Chiron itself in some cases. Pluto is perceived as having a stronger influence despite being smaller than Ceres... It's bloody confusing.
 

RepQuest

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My mother is a massive predictive astrology sperg. She keeps piles of ephemerides in her closet and has canceled trips because Mercury was retrograde on multiple occasions. The fact that I even know what Mercury being retrograde means without being all that familiar with the rest of the "science" is a testament to how often she's said that. I think one of the reasons she gave for her preoccupation with astrology was, "the Reagans used it, therefore I should, too," or something along those lines.
 

Jack Haywood

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@ReqQuest Holy shit... how can someone be led to worry about their life this much?! That's not a healthy habit to partake in, full stop. Just think of all the interesting adventures she could have had... *sigh*
 

RepQuest

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@ReqQuest Holy shit... how can someone be led to worry about their life this much?! That's not a healthy habit to partake in, full stop. Just think of all the interesting adventures she could have had... *sigh*
My experience with it usually involved mundane things that didn't involve her, like the housekeeper taking me and my friends to Raging Waters when I was little or shit like that. The most recent time she brought it up was when I planning a trip down the East Coast with my best friend over the summer, which we did go on, saying that the day I had picked to leave wasn't a "safe day" and insisted that I change it. Once I heard her voice her concerns about that, I knew immediately what she was talking about.
 

Jack Haywood

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My experience with it usually involved mundane things that didn't involve her, like the housekeeper taking me and my friends to Raging Waters when I was little or shit like that. The most recent time she brought it up was when I planning a trip down the East Coast with my best friend over the summer, which we did go on, saying that the day I had picked to leave wasn't a "safe day" and insisted that I change it. Once I heard her voice her concerns about that, I knew immediately what she was talking about.

I don't believe it... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Western astrology is a proud tradition dating back to the ancient world, but your mother's turned it into some sort of primitive deity that commands absolute obedience... like it's a bloody religion or something, which is ironic considering almost all worldwide faiths disregard or proscribe astrology outright.

Also, will you stop putting every single thing in a spoiler? It's irritating. That feature is usually reserved for actual spoilers, extra information or jokes.
 
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Krieger

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My mother is a massive predictive astrology sperg. She keeps piles of ephemerides in her closet and has canceled trips because Mercury was retrograde on multiple occasions. The fact that I even know what Mercury being retrograde means without being all that familiar with the rest of the "science" is a testament to how often she's said that. I think one of the reasons she gave for her preoccupation with astrology was, "the Reagans used it, therefore I should, too," or something along those lines.

Considering Ronnie turned all the senile towards the end, she should've been more worried about following his example.
 

yasscat

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I don't believe it... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Western astrology is a proud tradition dating back to the ancient world, but your mother's turned it into some sort of primitive deity that commands absolute obedience... like it's a bloody religion or something, which is ironic considering almost all worldwide faiths disregard or proscribe astrology outright.

Also, will you stop putting every single thing in a spoiler? It's irritating. That feature is usually reserved for actual spoilers, extra information or jokes.
calm down
 

NeverHappened

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Do astrologers panic whenever a new celestial body is discovered since it throws off all their previous beliefs?

What are they saying about the new planet discovered this month?
Shouldn't the astrologers be running their equations backwards to pinpoint where this planet is? That should be the biggest chance for fame and the entire astrology community should be clamoring to become the one to discover it. That would make them the most famous astrologer since Newton(might be myth) and put them on par with the most prestigious of scientists.
 

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