Astrological Interpretation of Chris Chan Anyone? -

[Throbbin Robin]

So I fancy myself as an amateur astrologer, and I'm wondering if any of you would be interested in an astrologer's take on Chris Chan himself?

Astrological interpretations take time to write up, so don't expect an instant response. But to give an accurate interpretation, I will need Chris Chan's exact time of birth.

Taking from the recently made Chris Chan documentary, I got the below birth-time:

February 24, 1982
5:30 AM EST, Charlottesville, VA

Is this time correct, or could it be more accurate? I'm asking this, because 5:30 AM is a very round number, and I want to make sure it isn't 5:32 AM or whatever else it may be. Again, I need to be as precise with the time as possible.

For that matter, if any of you has a screen-cap of Chris' Birth Certificate or some other official source, I would appreciate it if you posted it.

Thanks guys, and I hope you won't be disappointed.

 

[timtommy]

Thanks guys, and I hope you won't be disappointed.

I already am.

 

[YI 457]

Isn't astrology the same shit that nerds use as an excuse to say "Half Life 3 confirmed" every fucking time?

 

[QueenMegan]

according to ancient biblical prophecy this thread will be locked

 

[Throbbin Robin]

I was hoping it wouldn't turn into this kind of shit-flinging, but fine.

What I'm hoping to provide in the future is a Natal Chart Interpretation, which is basically a chart of where all of the planets and stuff are at the time of birth, which is supposed to be a reflection of one's character and how they take to the world.

Also, there is no point in telling his fortune. We know exactly where he's going.

 

[The Mackers]

Also, there is no point in telling his fortune. We know exactly where he's going.

Why did you offer then

 

[autism420]

Astrology isn't real dude.

 

[Zvantastika]

I'm no astrologist but I do have a telescope... *ahem*, planets, stars and space stuff, please tell me about Chris Chan:

Well take my boots and make me walk on Legos, who would have guessed.

 

[Throbbin Robin]

Why did you offer then

Because its not a fortune at all.

Its like a look into a mirror, with the planets and shit being the reflection in the mirror. Does your reflection cause you to do things? No, but you might do something because of what you saw in the mirror; like shave or get rid of some gunk on your teeth or something else.

I'm not sure if thats really the case or whatever, and I don't think that matters in the long run, which is a whole other ball game from this one. I just want to have some fun is all really.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I was hoping it wouldn't turn into this kind of shit-flinging, but fine.

What I'm hoping to provide in the future is a Natal Chart Interpretation, which is basically a chart of where all of the planets and stuff are at the time of birth, which is supposed to be a reflection of one's character and how they take to the world.

We know that, already.

This is exactly how Chris deals with the world.

Spoiler

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[cans.wav]

Quit fucking around. Now.

 

[Plushy]

The results of astrology charts tend to be so generic it would be fun to come out something like "you're all a tiger in bed, grrr"

 

[Ravenor]

Astrology is as accurate as a fart in a hottub, your born under a random collection of stars an planets you will die under a random collection there is no otherworldly mystery underlying it, just orbital dynamics an celestial drift.

It's like Homeopathy, has fuck all effect an sod all of value, an is best left forgotten.

 

[Glaive]

I'm not super discussion savy, but I'm pretty sure request threads are no good. Locked.

Plus astrology readings qualify even lower than "What If" material.