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World At least 4 people dead in shooting, Canadian police sayApparently guns exist in Canada, too

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Whodunit?

  1. Kebab

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  2. Jews

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  3. Incel

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  4. Quebec Separatists

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  5. Jordan Peterson

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  1. http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/08/10/at-least-4-people-dead-in-shooting-canadian-police-say.html
     
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    CWCchange

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  2. Wonder if rank-and-file Canadian twitter users blame Americans for this.
     
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  3. Not much to go on but I'll vote kebab only because the news blurb says they have no info on the shooter's identity or cause.
     
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  4. *bang* "Sorry!"*bang* "Sorry!"*bang* "Sorry!"*bang* "Sorry!"*bang* "Sorry!"

    And so on.
     
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  5. They'll find a way to blame America.
     
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  6. But but...they have sensible gun laws! That means nothing bad will ever happen!!! I'm mocking liberals not the Canadians for the dense amongst us.
     
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  7. Hmm, it's Canada so it being an incel is plausible, but there's confirmed kills, so it's likely a kebab...And since Saudi finances the majority of kebabs...

    I'm voting incel just because I wouldn't put it passed them. Maybe they finally learned how to use a gun outside of games.

    But also, inb4 America's and/or Trump's fault.
     
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  8. Two of the dead are police officers.
     
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  9. How likely is it that the shooter's a kebab?
     
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  10. Surely gun control laws would have stopped this from happening.
     
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  11. I almost forgot that New Brunswick existed, and yeah, Canada has tons of guns.

    I'm voting semi-targeted gang violence.
     
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  12. Clean your room or else.
     
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  13. Huh, it's almost as if laws don't actually work a good deal of the time.

    InB4 "if this happened in America it would be a million times worse"
     
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  14. No identity of shooter yet coupled with multiple witness claiming to of heard “shut up” screamed multiple times before the shooting, I’d give the shooter 25% chance of a kebab, 25% of chance of a whitey, and 50% of a kang.
     
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  15. No Sam Hyde option? For shame OP.
     
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  16. So it only counts as two deaths, then.
     
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  17. I voted Kebab but it was probably white trash at that low-cost apartment complex on Brookside who started off beating his family then decided to start shooting cops.
     
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  18. Just vote 'all of the above' AKA Jews.
     
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  19. This happened in province next to mine.

    From the photos of the place where it happened, it looks like possibly a domestic incident. Maybe three drunks and cops got called and the shootout went down. Or love triangle or maybe child killing parents.

    But yeah, won't be any Allahu Akbar type of deal I think. Its huge news of course here in Canada. Our cop station lowered flags, a shrine growing at the Fredericton station etc. For the most part, in Canada cops are pretty much appreciated by the mass public.
    fredpolice.png
     
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