At the end of Alec call 9... -

[cosmos1092]

So does anyone here know what was said after the last phone known call between Alec Benson Leary and Fatty cut off? Apologies if it's already been discussed.

 

[butt in trouble]

Chris was so overcome with stress from not getting his way that he hung up in mid-sentence.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If there were more dialogue, and people knew enough to be able to answer your question, don't you think it would have been completed in the transcription in the article?

/thread

 

[TrippinKahlua]

All this time I thought the version on my iPod was just a shitty download...

 

[cosmos1092]

OK so I'm guessing OPL must have hung up on you when you were asking about him being misunderstood.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I once heard a rumor there was an elusive "Alec Bensen Leary Call 10" which featured the entire Asperpedia 4. Alec obviously plays himself, Liquid Chris took on the role of Evan, Max was enlisted to be Sean, and I heard a rumor that the photograph of Mao was actually Clyde Cash, making Clyde Cash the one posing as Mao.

It was unreleased because Bob came in and ruined it by dialing on the other phone, not knowing his son was already on the line.

Spoiler

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

OK so I'm guessing OPL must have hung up on you when you were asking about him being misunderstood.

Chris seems to rage quit at a lot of things. Modnation Racers, Little Big Planet, high school graduations . . .

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I once heard a rumor there was an elusive "Alec Bensen Leary Call 10" which featured the entire Asperpedia 4. Alec obviously plays himself, Liquid Chris took on the role of Evan, Max was enlisted to be Sean, and I heard a rumor that the photograph of Mao was actually Clyde Cash, making Clyde Cash the one posing as Mao.

It was unreleased because Bob came in and ruined it by dialing on the other phone, not knowing his son was already on the line.

I used to have grandiose plans to finally get a 10th call. But when my alpha goose died of parasites, infighting took place within the flock to determine who would become the new bull, and eventually the whole flock devoured itself. My plans hinged on that flock of geese so everything came apart at that point.

Anyway, Chris just hung up on me and I was like "fuck it". I think I actually said "fuck this" but the recording ended 2.5 seconds early and no one gave a shit to repair it.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Now you gotta tell us what they were. Did they involve bridges, black tranny hookers and digging up patti?

 

[HerebeDragons]

Did you ever try calling Chris again, or just decided to give up the whole thing?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

No, we were done at that point.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

No, we were done at that point.

Done, yes. But Princess Julie's airship continues floating endlessly to the 'nether world. We still have yet to hear Vega Jimmy Hill tell us his plans on stopping Argentum...

 

[Backwards Harvester]

Alec. Of all the people to have trolled Chris, I would have to say, you were one of the more polite people to speak with him. You were professional too. You weren't goofy like Liquid, menacing like Clyde, or downright deranged like Bluespike. As chris's competition, you handled things perfectly, made very reasonable demands and yet all the moronic manchild could do was make one word replies, feeble arguments or pretend to agree with you in attempt to end the call. Not to mention the countless stress sighs...
On top of that, he portrayed you as condemned criminals in his comic..... I love the fact that you called him out on that shit.
I would have ended it at call four, or six at the latest.

 

[waffle]

I wonder if Alec called today if Chris would remember or if it's just one if the many things he forgot.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Did he not get in touch again at some point afterwards to ask you to do something Alec? I seem to have a vague memory of something, or am I just misremembering things?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He emailed me because Jackie told him to make up with me. His email basically said "I still don't like you, but I demand you lie to my girlfriend so she'll get off my ass."

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Ah, that's right. I assume you dropped everything, post haste, and immediately set yourself to the task of fixing his life for him?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Alec Call 9 sounds like a Steve McQueen movie.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

He emailed me because Jackie told him to make up with me. His email basically said "I still don't like you, but I demand you lie to my girlfriend so she'll get off my ass."

Even though I doupt you responded, textcap of the email?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^It's on the cwcki. Buried in the Jackie emails somewhere.