Just throw in a bottle of multivitamins and water. This bitch could live a year off her fat.1800 cals a day? Give me a break..
I would love to see her actually be forced to stick to this diet. Like, literally be locked in a room and unable to get more food. She'd start tearing out chunks of drywall and chowing down at some point, I'd guaran-fucking-tee it. Now that would be some quality entertainment.