ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Be advised that by January 1, 2022 , I, Tommie Jayne Wasserberg DBA Real Things Artisans Cooperative, LLP , will be represented by Diamondback Legal in Phoenix .

When the Chairman of the Bored at www.anothermessageboard.com was presented with the fait accompli of accept my offer on a handshake agreement or deal with my attorney in three days , he folded. I will make you a similar offer, but you're not getting off so cheap as they did because your site is causing greater harm to a lot more people and you're going to make some big changes across the board or you will get hit with a mass tort mounted by me and a person from a family of far greater influence and wealth than my own you really don't want to try to beat in a courtroom.

You're going to grant me full control of my subforum or shut it all down, including the general discussion and you're going to pay me a hundred dollars a month for the privilege of abusing my name and image on your site with no restrictions or we will take this whole site away from you easily, because you won't be able to pay the judgement our high quality attorneys are going to shred out of your hacks.

 

[Looney Troons]

Shut the fuck up and go to your roach hovel, fatass gay old man

 

[Simulacrum]

I didn't know that great harm is worth $100 a month.

 

[Xenomorph]

We dont negotiate with terrorists.

 

[Oughtism]

YWNBAW dog raper.

 

[crucifiction009]

Oh yeah? Well *I* demand that you pay the ASPCA $100/month for the privilege of abusing dogs' anuses. They're less likely to be adopted when they're rendered incontinent through interspecies sodomy, and keeping an unadoptable sheltered dog alive costs money. It's the least you could do, really. My demands are about as reasonable and likely to be met as yours.

 

[Space Cooter]

This is a perfectly normal reaction for a 70 year old man whose ancient jewess mother just died.

Tom can be trolled 1000 times and still never catch on. Tom the only thing scary about you is potentially acquiring the fleas that currently call your body home.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Guys I'm scared.

 

[Troonos]

Go hang yourself, Tom. Your imaginary representation can hang themselves too.

 

[Pee Cola]

Take your meds, Tooter.

 

[Archeops]

Huh? Is the schizophrenic hobo blabbering off on how he's going to "finally kill that goddang Kiwi Farms for good!" again?

Either way it's just more chest-puffing on the retarded hobo's part and is easily dealt with via taunting and heaby post restrictions.

We dont negotiate with terrorists.

I wouldn't even call him a terrorist at this point, it'd be an insult to actual terrorists that can actually get people killed IRL.

This is a perfectly normal reaction for a 70 year old man whose ancient jewess mother just died.

Tom can be trolled 1000 times and still never catch on. Tom the only thing scary about you is potentially acquiring the fleas that currently call your body home.

The flea part easily fixed with a bath and a special shampoo while the granny tranny bit requires a burlap sack, a crowbar, LOTS of tranquilizers, and a map of Archuleta Mesa.

 

[repentance]

Watching Tommy act as if he's suddenly got clout is hilarious.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

We dont negotiate with terrorists.

Considering his filth I'd class him as a biological terrorist.

 

[TheSkoomer]

 

[SITHRAK!]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg If your lawyers were worth a shit, they’d have advised you to leave the legal threats to them.
From this we can deduce that either you have shitty lawyers; you’re operating against your lawyers’ advice regardless of their shittiness; or you don’t have lawyers at all and this is a paper tiger.
None of these possibilities bode well for your case.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

Stop smoking all that shit your pulling out of the trashcan and clean up your roach motel tom.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg If your lawyers were worth a shit, they’d have advised you to leave the legal threats to them.
From this we can deduce that either you have shitty lawyers; you’re operating against your lawyers’ advice regardless of their shittiness; or you don’t have lawyers at all and this is a paper tiger.
None of these possibilities bode well for your case.

Oh, he "got a lawyer". For business documentation, not litigation. He thinks the courts will appoint someone to litigate his case for him.

Spoiler: Tom's plan

 

[6thRanger]

Tom being a hilarious faggot retard as usual.

The idea of Null having a Board of Directors and being intimidated by a dog and child fucker enough for him and this Board to fold in the face of a tranny granny wannabe janny is hilarious.

This man very well may be the answer to: How delusional and disingenuous can one man be?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Your plan is autistic, and will not work. You aren't the first to make demands, and you won't be the last. Everyone failed. So will you.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Be advised that I, on this day of our Lord 22d of January of the year 2021, herby tell you to fuck off with that shit. Begone.