Audio Log From Chris About Ideal First Time -

[DJAndyMD]

So, I was at a website and I found this

http://www.last.fm/music/Christian+West ... First+TIme

Not only is it creepy but leaves bad images and is very graphic i detail. Also notice how he says the word panties in what sounds like an accent.

 

[CatParty]

Re: Audio Log From Chris About First Time (NSFW)

 

[Bobby Boulders]

An oldie-but-goodie. I'm sure the real thing was a far cry from this.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Um, do I want to listen to this?

 

[DJAndyMD]

An oldie-but-goodie. I'm sure the real thing was a far cry from this.

Mostly because he left out the backpages and the gift basket afterwards

 

[GFYS]

An oldie-but-goodie. I'm sure the real thing was a far cry from this.

Mostly because he left out the backpages and the gift basket afterwards

...or the struggle to figure out how to get his duck inside someone, the defecation, and two hours of crying for his mommy. :?

 

[Henry Bemis]

An oldie-but-goodie. I'm sure the real thing was a far cry from this.

Mostly because he left out the backpages and the gift basket afterwards

...or the struggle to figure out how to get his duck inside someone, the defecation, and two hours of crying for his mommy. :?

Chris likes Family Guy; maybe these lines were running through his head.

"I'm sorry, I don't think that was supposed to happen."
"The eight seconds of sex or the forty minutes of crying?"

 

[The Joker]

Well there goes my stomach...

 

[captkrisma]

...the shit? I was looking for True Norwegian Black Metal!

 

[Golly]

Well, that was about as awkward as I thought it was going to be.

 

[snowkitten91]

I don't know if it was a good or a bad thing that I couldn't understand most of what Chris was saying?

I'm guessing it would be the former.

EDIT: I decided to give it another try and, oh sweet godbearjesus...

 

[Saney]

Chris likes Family Guy; maybe these lines were running through his head.

"I'm sorry, I don't think that was supposed to happen."
"The eight seconds of sex or the forty minutes of crying?"

I bet he shouted "Shazam!" too. I really wouldn't put it past him.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Holy shit. Dude, what the hell have you been smoking when you found this one? Let me have that, because I cannot unturn my mind on this one.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Holy shit. Dude, what the hell have you been smoking when you found this one? Let me have that, because I cannot unturn my mind on this one.

I remember reading on the cwcki that Chris made some sex logs but never imagined he recorded himself talking about it.

 

[punchabunch]

How old is this?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Very awkward and boring. Only listened to half of it. The part about him keeping the medallion on was funny.

 

[Judge Holden]

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....god...damn you djandy

 

[Golly]

Holy shit. Dude, what the hell have you been smoking when you found this one? Let me have that, because I cannot unturn my mind on this one.

Whatever it was, it had to have been SOOO GOOOD. SO GOOD!

 

[DJAndyMD]

[youtube]x219V1LN92w[/youtube]

....god...damn you djandy

You are very welcome *evil laughs*

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Is it public knowledge where the event with the hooker took place? Surely he didn't get her to come round to 14 Branchland court?

I also wonder just how disappointed he was with the whole thing during the weeks afterward. He really seemed to think losing his virginity was going to be some sort of watershed event and he would finally be "released" to live his life as an adult.