Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with "Magi-Chan" at BronyCon gala

[Qi Meng Dealer]

Chris said BronyCon was "the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life." Yet people were avoiding him like he's some kind of freak. So when Chris says Manchester High was "the good life" and he had to leave "friends" behind, we know how it really went down.

It's the same kind of delusion feeding the "Dimensional Merge."

Agreed, but I think him saying BronyCon was the most loved he felt his entire life, he's doing a major disservice because stuff like this happened before :

Those are people kind enough to spend time in 14 BC so Chris won't have a sad party all by himself and his parents. I doubt any of the BronyCon people would go to Chris' house unironically (hope I'm using the word correctly) if he invited them over for his birthday. Granted, Chris is worse in da head now than when he was back in high school so people might be more reluctant to come over if asked now, but the point remains that there have been events with better outpouring of love from people for Chris than BronyCon 2017.

 

[Incognito Mode]

Agreed, but I think him saying BronyCon was the most loved he felt his entire life, he's doing a major disservice because stuff like this happened

Chris used to think very fondly of that birthday party, until he found out from babs that those girls only put up with him because they were being financially compensated for their troubles by bob.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Agreed, but I think him saying BronyCon was the most loved he felt his entire life, he's doing a major disservice because stuff like this happened before :

Those are people kind enough to spend time in 14 BC so Chris won't have a sad party all by himself and his parents. I doubt any of the BronyCon people would go to Chris' house unironically (hope I'm using the word correctly) if he invited them over for his birthday. Granted, Chris is worse in da head now than when he was back in high school so people might be more reluctant to come over if asked now, but the point remains that there have been events with better outpouring of love from people for Chris than BronyCon 2017.

All those girls and yet Chris threw a party fit for a 5 year old, back then he may have been a little dorky looking but there was at least something charming about it and he wasn't a walking potato. Now if you go by that video he can't get two in range of even the biggest blue haired thot without making them flee like a flock of seagulls


Edit: even if most of them were paid for by Bob if Chris acted his age, dressed nicer and talked to them about stuff teens in the late 90s actually gave a damn about and not what children where into (Sonic, Pokemon, cartoons a decade old at that point, and his proto Sonic ocs) maybe one of them would given him a chance or at least a pity fuck.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

maybe one of them would given him a chance or at least a pity fuck.

Nope.

Can you imagine Chris throwing that same party today? He would scare the crap out of everyone by doing strange rituals to prepare their souls for the merge.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Agreed, but I think him saying BronyCon was the most loved he felt his entire life, he's doing a major disservice because stuff like this happened before :

Those are people kind enough to spend time in 14 BC so Chris won't have a sad party all by himself and his parents. I doubt any of the BronyCon people would go to Chris' house unironically (hope I'm using the word correctly) if he invited them over for his birthday. Granted, Chris is worse in da head now than when he was back in high school so people might be more reluctant to come over if asked now, but the point remains that there have been events with better outpouring of love from people for Chris than BronyCon 2017.

Chris’s memories, w€€ns on the Internet, and “Magi-Chan” is where he feels the most loved these days. Looking at this birthday photo honestly makes me baffled on the fact that Chris turned out the way he did today.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Granted, Chris is worse in da head now than when he was back in high school so people might be more reluctant to come over if asked now...

If any gal-pals ventured into 14 BC nowadays, it's better than even odds that they wouldn't come back out...

Looking at this birthday photo honestly makes me baffled on the fact that Chris turned out the way he did today.

Why? It wasn't like Chris was some Chad back then. All the gal-pals were huddled on one side of the room while the birthday king sat in his place of honor at his own little table on the other side of the room celebrating (as @Jasonfan89 pointed out) a birthday party that would thrill a kindergartner.

Granted, no one thought Chris was going to turn into a green-haired troon with delusions of CPU goddesshood in an alternate dimension but, even then, he didn't exactly have the most normal of social and family lives.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If any gal-pals ventured into 14 BC nowadays, it's better than even odds that they wouldn't come back out...


Why? It wasn't like Chris was some Chad back then. All the gal-pals were huddled on one side of the room while the birthday king sat in his place of honor at his own little table on the other side of the room celebrating (as @Jasonfan89 pointed out) a birthday party that would thrill a kindergartner.

Granted, no one thought Chris was going to turn into a green-haired troon with delusions of CPU goddesshood in an alternate dimension but, even then, he didn't exactly have the most normal of social and family lives.

Chad's may be thirsty as Fuck but keep in mind Chris had his own little prince throne separate from the girls, stuffed his face with Sonic cake, unwrapped Legos and toys when most guys in 1999 wanted or got stuff like colonge, new hip clothes, Eminem CDs, or tapes of R rated movie's not kids ones. And his idea of party games included watching a vhs of Good Burger, the only thing missing would have been a cheap Paper crown on his head or playing musical chairs.

Tldr we say Chris is regressing desperate to return to being 5 years old again but honestly he's been chasing that trip to Neverland since he came of age.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Chad's may be thirsty as Fuck but keep in mind Chris had his own little prince throne separate from the girls, stuffed his face with Sonic cake, unwrapped Legos and toys when most guys in 1999 wanted or got stuff like colonge, new hip clothes, Eminem CDs, or tapes of R rated movie's not kids ones. And his idea of party games included watching a vhs of Good Burger, the only thing missing would have been a cheap Paper crown on his head or playing musical chairs.

TBH, I've always pictured Chris as wearing a paper crown on his birthdays. It just fits the CWC vibe so well...

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'd bet my right leg that someone out there has written flowers for Chris Chan already.

@Flowers For Sonichu

 

[A Grey Cat]

TBH, I've always pictured Chris as wearing a paper crown on his birthdays. It just fits the CWC vibe so well...

@The American Hedgehog are there any pictures of Chris wearing a birthday crown? Either as a kid or fully grown?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris is regressing desperate to return to being 5 years old again but honestly he's been chasing that trip to Neverland since he came of age.

Chris may have come of age biologically, but mentally he never grew up. Like I said before, beneath all that blubber is that same kid who "just won."

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris may have come of age biologically, but mentally he never grew up. Like I said before, beneath all that blubber is that same kid who "just won."

You think he asked for someone to awnser his prayer to win and something answered... Only it wasn't God or any CPUs but something that would Grant his wish at the cost of his soul?

 

[Tedbundychu]

Ma dude Chris is breaking the dancefloor with those moves

 

[MY 405]

@The American Hedgehog are there any pictures of Chris wearing a birthday crown? Either as a kid or fully grown?

Well, he does have a tiara that we've seen on multiple occasions.

Also, slight correction: That birthday party was held in the rental place in Midlothian where Chris went to High School. It wasn't at 14 BC (there's other shots of that living room from Christmas, etc.) And Christ stated that his gal pals were "negotiated" friends, I don't think we've ever proved they were actually paid. A lot of times counselors or the principal will pull aside a few of the "nice" kids and ask if they'll chaperone another student, they often get community credit and transcript credits for this. Many high schools had a "senior elder" who would help and advise incoming freshmen and it was a voluntary position. Bob did pay a neighbor to walk Chris to and from the bus stop in Middle School and watch his back, Bob once handed Chris 5 bucks to give to her and told him it was for "babysitting money." I don't think any of his school friends ever set foot into 14BC.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well, he does have a tiara that we've seen on multiple occasions.

Also, slight correction: That birthday party was held in the rental place in Midlothian where Chris went to High School. It wasn't at 14 BC (there's other shots of that living room from Christmas, etc.) And Christ stated that his gal pals were "negotiated" friends, I don't think we've ever proved they were actually paid. A lot of times counselors or the principal will pull aside a few of the "nice" kids and ask if they'll chaperone another student, they often get community credit and transcript credits for this. Many high schools had a "senior elder" who would help and advise incoming freshmen and it was a voluntary position. Bob did pay a neighbor to walk Chris to and from the bus stop in Middle School and watch his back, Bob once handed Chris 5 bucks to give to her and told him it was for "babysitting money." I don't think any of his school friends ever set foot into 14BC.

The only friends he's ever had where paid off by his parents, you just can't get any more pathetic than that

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

The only friends he's ever had where paid off by his parents, you just can't get any more pathetic than that

Chris did manage to make a few friends at the Game Place and The End Games, but he ruined those relationships by being his usual autistic self. Like, he and Megan were actually friends, but he was too dumb and stubborn to accept that she didn't want to be his heartsweet, and then he torpedoed the whole thing by drawing Shecameforcwc and posting it to the internet. Likewise, he seemed to have a few friends, or at least people who could tolerate his presence, when he was at The End, but then he got banned and the ideafags and the teen troon squad got their claws into him and he pretty much just dropped them all in favor of those idiots.

 

[Shabobus]

@The American Hedgehog are there any pictures of Chris wearing a birthday crown? Either as a kid or fully grown?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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This picture has an ethereal quality. Also lel at 5-year-old Chris having EXACTLY the same jawline as 37-year-old Chris

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Speaking of CWC as a (physical) kid, remember the photos of that school pizza party where Chris is sitting away from the others?

BronyCon is repeating history there too.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Damn...he looks almost normal, save for the way his eye sockets look so sunken in you practically see the outline of his skull