Money August 24, 2015- In which Chris fails to realize that he's exhausted the Amiibo market -

[EI 903]

 

[ON 190]

That's the best way to reel in customers; tell them you're being so nice to them now, but you'll stop!

 

[Aiyane]

You can sense the hostility in his last sentence. Wonder what he will offer next if nobody buys the remaining figures.

 

[unfer]

That's legitimately the most threatening he's ever sounded.

ACHTUNG! Hmm, yeah.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I'm starting to see similarities between him and North Korea. He is in a bad spot thirsting for respect and money from the rest of the world, but is too egotistical to earn it through the terms of the rest of the world, so he demands it instead through empty threats and ultimatums to save face.

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

How much money is he spending/losing making these?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

How much money is he spending/losing making these?

Well Nintendo prices them at like $15 each at most, and I think he's mixing Sonic with Pikachu to make 1 of these? So he's at least making $20 each if he's buying them new, if you consider the cost of art supplies negligible. If he's using used Amiibos he'd profit way more than this.

 

[EI 903]

He doesn't make much off of the Amiibos, but he enjoys making them. Which probably makes it sting even worse when he releases a new batch he's excited about and no one gives a shit.

 

[John Daker]

If only I had waited to get my medallion, I could have gotten an amiibo too

 

[noooooway]

Well Nintendo prices them at like $15 each at most, and I think he's mixing Sonic with Pikachu to make 1 of these? So he's at least making $20 each if he's buying them new, if you consider the cost of art supplies negligible. If he's using used Amiibos he'd profit way more than this.

the blake ones throw bowser into the mix, making that a 3-fer. he's probably selling these for under 10 bucks profit. would not at all be surprised if the whole venture was a total wash

 

[Hmmpf!]

"Dont expect me to be nice later"

Holy crap Hes going to do Cursyehamehameha later.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm starting to see similarities between him and North Korea. He is in a bad spot thirsting for respect and money from the rest of the world, but is too egotistical to earn it through the terms of the rest of the world, so he demands it instead through empty threats and ultimatums to save face.

Except North Korea has China.

OPL doesn't.

 

[Jerkologist]

You can sense the hostility in his last sentence. Wonder what he will offer next if nobody buys the remaining figures.

I'm going to say something along the lines of being knocked up a couple notches on his scale of respect.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Everyone is just racist against poor Blake. His black body may make him different, but what matters is that we all have tan arms.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Except North Korea has China.


OPL doesn't.

OPL Has Snorlax.


Ooooh wait....

 

[Apocalypso]

Do not, I repeat, do not expect me to be this nice on any of the remaining characters in any of the coming months.

Sounds like Stinky Winky physically abuses his own amiibos to take out his frustration on.

 

[anusaurus]

Marvin predicted the Amiboo meltdown when no one wants to buy a niggo Sonichu WEEKS ago

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Don't worry, I'm sure Kengle will buy them.

 

[anusaurus]

Kengle is spending his tugboat on overpriced 12 grain breads. He doesn't have time for these fragile non-halal trinkets.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Do not, I repeat, do not expect me to be this nice on any of the remaining characters in any of the coming months.

That's a hell of a way to run a business with an attitude like that.