August 29, 2015: Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root. -

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I was introduced to the concept of using ginger as an anal stimulant when I was about 10. I took a trip to an old town in Kentucky, and my grandparents were reminiscing about tobacco and horse auctions that used to be held there during the Depression. My grandmother said something about how they would put 12 year old girls on the tobacco bales to make them more attractive to bidders. Then my grandmother made a remark about "sticking ginger under a horse's tail to make it stand up." I said "why would you put ginger under a horse's tail?" My grandfather chimed in "rub ginger on your tail and see it if it don't stand up." So creepy, thanks, I hadn't thought about that trip in years.
 

DNJACK

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It's not that people are shocked. It's the fact that Phil doesn't practice hygiene, and he asked a friend to shove something up his ass. Not a partner, not a Mistress or Master, but a friend.
It's nice to think that, but read back the posts.
Tell me how much are about ginger in ass and how much are about relationship boudary abuse.
 

LazarusOwenhart

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The sad thing is I already knew what "figging" was as it was mentioned once in one of the Discworld novels but I never actually could have imagined that this was a real thing that weirdos practiced.

And thanks ever so much Manboobiya for ruining ginger. One of my favorite spices to work with and I'll never be able to look at it the same way again.
As a Pratchett fanatic I feel it my duty to clarify that you're referring to the incident in 'Night Watch' where Sam Vimes (having travelled back in time and now posing as his own policing mentor Sgt Keel) uses ginger to liven up two large oxen who are attached to a type of siege engine that is being used to attempt to dismantle a barricade erected as part of the Glorious 25th Of May thereby damaging the machine and turning it into a much better barricade.

Anyway, any human that gets pleasure out of this is fucking nuts. I've accidentally managed to introduce ginger juice to my nasal canal (scratched an itch after chopping it) and it was agony for like 10 straight minutes. Christ only knows how bad a ginger butt plug would be. Surely ADF is too much of a snowflake to want to experience pain like that for sexual pleasure?
 

AN/ALR56

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Yeah well anal in Brazil is like the next step after a handshake, it makes sense for them to try and make it a little more interesting
Anal is very taboo here.
You watching too much porn.
Seriously that "Latin lovers" stereotypes are very wrong,we are conservative as fuck,just because we are not frigid corpses like Europe and america,doesn't mean we fuck everyone we see.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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As a Pratchett fanatic I feel it my duty to clarify that you're referring to the incident in 'Night Watch' where Sam Vimes (having travelled back in time and now posing as his own policing mentor Sgt Keel) uses ginger to liven up two large oxen who are attached to a type of siege engine that is being used to attempt to dismantle a barricade erected as part of the Glorious 25th Of May thereby damaging the machine and turning it into a much better barricade.
That was the one! In the same book they mentioned a way of getting prisoners to talk. Get a bottle of special ginger beer made with real ginger, shake it up. uncork it and shove it up the guy's butt so it sprays inside.

Of course it was all a ruse and the prisoners fell for it. But a funny scene none the less.

I miss Sir Pterry. :'(
 

The Dude

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Is the figging story real? I don't know. My guess is "probably" judging by how Philthy is freaking out, going into damage control, and overcompensating by comparing Tweaker to Donald Trump/a lump of shit.

I do believe that Phil tried to coerce Jord into sexual activities at the motel and I do believe he probably had a royal tard fit over not getting his way and had to be calmed down with promises of fast food.

In fact, the funniest thing about the whole story is the Diabetic Dolt pitching a total tard tizzy that could only be silenced by stuffing burgers and shit into his blubbering face.
 
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