August 29, 2015: Ahuviya tried to force Jordan to fuck their ass with ginger root. -

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Definitely my favorite event. The images that are conjured in the mind are just exquisite. Phil, hopelessly delusional as usual, has tied himself to the bed and is demanding that another sexually confused man will insert a plug of ginger into his expectant butt. The glistening sweat, the smell of chedder and failure, it's almost like I'm really there!
 
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I am horrified that this topic was revived but I am curious where he even got this idea.
Also Phil can’t stand even the tiniest bit of discomfort, let alone this kind of horrid pain. I kinda wish it had happened, just to hear him try to pretend he’s still into bdsm while wincing at the memory each time
No, Phil is turned on by pain, which explains why he is so keen on tattoo.
 

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No, Phil is turned on by pain, which explains why he is so keen on tattoo.
Oh dang, I always thought the whole submissive thing was just another title he got attached to, but I admit I based that off him running off to hospitals and authority figures at the slightest discomfort which very well could have less to do with pain or the fear therof and much more to do with attention and perceived victimhood
 

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Oh dang, I always thought the whole submissive thing was just another title he got attached to, but I admit I based that off him running off to hospitals and authority figures at the slightest discomfort which very well could have less to do with pain or the fear therof and much more to do with attention and perceived victimhood
Phil gets off on pain but he is also a crybaby coward who gets frightened on the slightest unease; the two things are not contradictory. Phil gets off on tattoos, self-cutting, foot-rot, and "figging" because in those cases he voluntarily submits to the pain. He has no control over illnesses, and this scares him.
 
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Phil is no masochist. He's just a legit tard who confused the comfort of being squeezed in like a cow going to slaughter as sexual gratification. He actually begins to cry and run away from sex in general. When he claimed to be asexual, that may have been the one time he wasn't full of shit.

He just postures, ooks, and eeeks that he's hardcore.

The only way he "gets off" is from attention. In the case of the tats... it's also because he's a mongoloid who thinks inking shit on yourself makes whatever the ink says true.
 

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Phil is no masochist. He's just a legit tard who confused the comfort of being squeezed in like a cow going to slaughter as sexual gratification. He actually begins to cry and run away from sex in general. When he claimed to be asexual, that may have been the one time he wasn't full of shit.

He just postures, ooks, and eeeks that he's hardcore.

The only way he "gets off" is from attention. In the case of the tats... it's also because he's a mongoloid who thinks inking shit on yourself makes whatever the ink says true.
idk man i think you have to be pretty horny to shove a ginger root in yuor rectum
 

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I don't trust a damn thing that was said by Jordman, who also has his own thread here. I don't trust a damn thing from most people who personally knew him, since nine times out of ten they turn out to be utter tards too.
Skepticism towards friends (or former friends) of Phil might be a good idea, but seeing some of the sick sexual shit Phil is into, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he asked to have ginger root shoved up his butt.
 

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Skepticism towards friends (or former friends) of Phil might be a good idea, but seeing some of the sick sexual shit Phil is into, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he asked to have ginger root shoved up his butt.
As much as I want to believe the FIGGIN thing is true because it's fucking hilarious, it definitely doesn't sound much like Phil. Phil likes to make himself out to be some kind of sex worker dominatrix extraordinaire, but in the real world he's extremely timid about sex.
 
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