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Austin Jay Galaviz
Lover of Drink, Patron of Ketamine, Propagator of Normie Takes
The story of one Austin Jay Galaviz begins back in the summer of a long gone 2015, when the drunken hero and machine of a man drove his father's vehicle into a pond of a local golf course. For anyone else, this would be enough of a reason to not only stop drinking, but never show his face or appear anywhere again. For the duration of 2016 that seemed to be the case. Then, that fateful day in 2017 which would haunt him well into the future occurred:Lover of Drink, Patron of Ketamine, Propagator of Normie Takes
As if this was not enough... Anyway:
According to our Don Quixote's claims in 2019, which we will get to in a moment, however, he was falsely accused!
2018 likewise, was filled with nothing but our hero's boomer MAGAPEDE takes, though even that was enough to incur the ire of "SJWs" who came hungry for his flesh, and thirsty for his blood. He of course slew them all, one by one, without fail, without mercy, with facts and logic. An eloquent, wordy style of ranting is as much of a blade as any other tool in the arms of a based and redpilled homosexual brony. I would post examples but he didn't change his style of writing since then. So instead have some examples from 2019:
So what is the deal with our hero? Why did I take so long to finally make a thread about him? Well, the windmills which Don Galaviz hunts are everywhere and upon seeing one he will not relent, he will not back down, he will attack and not give an inch of ground until the windmill is defeated, no matter how much time, effort or dignity it takes. Note that some of the windmills in this case are lolcows of their own cloth, but we'll get to that perhaps at a different time. He is very reactive, vindictive and righteous; one divinely inspired by G-d. Even falling into arguments with his coworkers at the subway sandwich shop he works in. Truly, there is no equal!
Now this peculiar hero of ours seems to have a band of his own, a tragic tale of a tragic man, Don Galaviz, fighting against the injustices of the world, all of this is made easier on his soul by a band of companion orbiters willing to lay their time and flattery for him. Wait hold on, what was that second picture?
I am a fool for not downloading this poetic moment in our hero's life. A live stream of our hero's own father overdosing on Fentanyl; instead of hailing the ambulance, no; our hero recorded it all with his telephone and yelled at his scrambling family members. No one was calling the ambulance! How dare they?! Unfortunately, our hero has long since taken down this live stream, and I can only hope to one day find it. However... Fortunately - he is self-centered enough that he keeps clogging his Facebook feed with live streams of his daily life.
In conclusion, I hope I have managed to find a hero of great potential, one you can go look up because everything he posts is public really.
Hashem bless.
