Australatina M.o.D. --press release please -

[cycle5]

We could sure use a status update on your founder Izzy.

It's Friday and I have abt 100 rats I trained in testicular reconstruction surgery that I was going to release into sewers and under bridges.
They are starting to get antsy and are sewing ballz on everything in the house. The lace doilies on my armchairs have grown beards and the toaster is drinking PBR and watching lumberjack competitions (hmmm, bad example - the toaster may actually just be a lesbian)

I'm caught up on all my work emails so PLEASE give me some reading materials b/c I'm feeling a turtle head.

 

[cumrobbery]

Ok that's sick

 

[John Daker]

Great thread, dude.

 

[cycle5]

Great thread, dude.

القرآن الكريم commanded I post it

 

[autism420]

LOL so random XD

 

[Loxiozzz]

Stop.

 

[Dain Bramage]

That's what you get for trusting white CISmales to be your police escort, Taters.

 

[cycle5]

Less random and more Iz-poking...like Izzy isn't reading this

eh, I figure we might as well move things along and have Izzy end this charade. Everyone has given Iz enough raw material to make up the next excuse, so maybe we can just move it along.

take your pick

Farmers "shit down" the procedure by nefarious means
Ear infection delayed things
the doctor who does ball-chopz is transphobic...as evidenced by their ball-chop training
the funding paperwork required "deanaming" or some shit

I mean if Izzy can't madLibs a tall tale out of the raw material everyone already supplied, well maybe Izzy needs to rethink making entire fantasy nations

 

[Wally Balljacker]

The only thing more pathetic than Phil is Phil withdrawals.

 

[Clown Doll]

Phil can't resist attention whoring himself, he'll come out to fish for asspats/attention again, he'll never stop.
In the meantime if you're interested with things relating to Phil, why not trying your hand at creating fan art or discussing Crustpunks in general in this thread if you've got something to share : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/real-life-experiences-with-crustpunks.15248/. Or read through Ravenor's writeups on Astralatina or Phil himself?.