calicojack said:So your saying Chris should turn to Satanism? That actually sounds like something he might consider if someone told him about it.
Well, Chris has already tried to curse people who offended him for whatever reason (the bad luck curse-ye-ha-me-ha, sending the vengeful ghosts of Patti and Bob to torment his enemies, etc.).
Even if these things have just been Chris being his usual stupid, delusional self and haven't really caused anybody any suffering whatsoever, they're still close to things that actual Satanists and black magic users do and that are clearly prohibited by the Bible and the Church (Does Chris even read the Bible?).