Autist of the Year 2016 (WINNER: IslamicContent) - Or the Contest in Which We Cannibalize Each Other

[bearycool]

Hello everyone and welcome to the second annual Autist of the Year Award!

This contest is a unique contest in which we do not focus on the lolcows, but the simple homegrown autism that has been here on Kiwi Farms. Sweet, sweet cannibalism.

The voting process is as follows: people nominated candidates (they could nominate themselves) and a total of fifty people were chosen. the OP (me) is automatically placed, and all of staff were placed. this, along with all nominations are the factors of which were voted for.

This was all done in inner circle.

And now we have our top ten! Voting goes until the voting slows down, so probably around the 25th. A wonderful Christmas present to you all.

And now for our candidates, described in a few words.

Islamic content: Chris weenery to the extreme!
*Asterisk*: Circumcision AutisticDragonKin 2.0
Phil's Favorite Footlong: salmon retardation
Katsukitty: Tranny
Internet war criminal: Alt-right Autist
Brandobaris: "why do girls not want to Fuck me???????"
Mrckmongler: Had cybersex with Phil
Null: Kiwi Farms Owner &/or dictator
Techpriest: Hilary. Also, will not eat the hat.
Ntwadumela: Islamic content ( :Islamic: )

And now kiwi farms, it's time to vote for your ultimate Autist this year! who will take home the gold and be mocked for it?

 

[AnOminous]

Try as they might, the stiff competition this year still can't outdo cybersex with Phil.

 

[bearycool]

Try as they might, the stiff competition this year still can't outdo cybersex with Phil.

I would say Phil's favorite footlong got exceedingly close. to me, it's spilt even.

 

[Dr.Research]

I'm going for @Phil's Favorite Footlong . Seriously, that was fun to see

I predict @UncleLarry, assuming he's remembered, might at least get nominated next year.

 

[bearycool]

I'm going for @Phil's Favorite Footlong . Seriously, that was fun to see

I predict @UncleLarry, assuming he's remembered, might at least get nominated next year.

Apparently uncle Larry was a sock of @Islamic Content according to @JSGOTI

 

[JSGOTI]

Apparently uncle Larry was a sock of @Islamic Content according to @JSGOTI

That's correct, @IslamicContent has returned as... @Marktwainfan, @GoSteelers, @AdultAutisticChild and most recently as @UncleLarry
Which is why he got my vote, because this is some obsessive dedication to socking and producing fake CWC content.

 

[bearycool]

That's correct, @IslamicContent has returned as... @Marktwainfan, @GoSteelers, @AdultAutisticChild and most recently as @UncleLarry
Which is why he got my vote, because this is some obsessive dedication to socking and producing fake CWC content.

I mean if you live in an rv alone with no friends, family, or loved ones, this is the only thing you're worth in the world.

RIP

 

[Lurkette]

Aw man. So many good(?) choices. I mean @Brandobaris, @IslamicContent, @Ntwadumela, @Null...geez this was tough to decide.

Ultimately went with CK. From what I heard he had cybersex with philth, then tried to gain assp.ats from here? P fantastically autistic. Even without the asspatting part. I feel like Islam and Brando would enjoy getting the award, esp Islam at this point. If they dont win, that just cements how pointless their existence is! And thus are shamed three people with one poll.

I mean everyone else deserves it, but they're prolly too autistic to care.

 

[Curt Sibling]

OP is missing @bearycool on the list.

 

[Brandobaris]

Brandobaris: "why do girls not want to Fuck me???????"

Thought I'd get better than the stereotypical Fedora Neckbeard Archetype, but there you go. No way am I gonna win on that tired platform.

 

[bearycool]

OP is missing @bearycool on the list.

I almost got in: I was number 25 out of 50

 

[polonium]

You fucked this up just like you'll fuck up everything that matters in your life before dying alone from easily preventable diseases, unloved and without a single friend to mourn for you, and the catering at your wake will be sub-par also.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I went for Brandobaris, although competition was STIFF this year. Still, that dude's an autistic riot.

 

[QB 290]

@IslamicContent
Without a doubt

 

[bearycool]

You fucked this up just like you'll fuck up everything that matters in your life before dying alone from easily preventable diseases, unloved and without a single friend to mourn for you, and the catering at your wake will be sub-par also.

Is this because we won't cyber together?

Also, Merry Autistic Christmas everyone

 

[Michel]

Don't make fun of my muslim buddy please, he doesn't belong there.

 

[女鬼]

I'm sad Flamesoul didn't make the cut. She was exceptional in every sense.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Try as they might, the stiff competition this year still can't outdo cybersex with Phil.

Don't forget attempting to have cybersex with @Bitch I Might Be while pretending to be a Turk.

 

[DrainRedRain]

Guys, nobody on that list will beat IC, because making millions of sockpuppets is mega autistic

 

[bearycool]

Maybe I should just make everyone autist of the year so everyone can feel special and autistic.