Autistic and have Tourettes and want to drive - If Chris Chan can do it, why can't I?

[Dummy]

My Mum says that I can't drive because I can't concentrate, but she hasn't even seen me drive yet and I feel confident enough to drive. Please do not ridicule me for my Autism(MY SISTER WILL GET VERY ANGRY IF YOU DO).

I have Tourettes as well, but I know lots of people with tourettes who can drive.

http://www.autism.org.uk/driving

https://www.gov.uk/tourettes-syndrome-and-driving

I believe I can drive, because if Chris Chan can do it, I can, if this discusses Chris Chan and someone wants to move it to the board, then they can do it.

And also, please do not put the time Chris Chan tried to kill Michael Snyder as an example of his driving ability, I know the Cwcki says it but it's just plain wrong, Chris is a good driver.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

did you mean?

my Mum says that I can't (FUCK!) drive because I can't concentrate, but she hasn't even (cocksucker) seen me drive yet and I feel confideSHITSTAINnt enough to drive. Please do not ridiCUNTcule me for my Autism(MY SISTER WILL GET VERY ANGRY IF YOUDO).

I have FUCKFACETourettes as well, but I know lots of people with tourettes who can drive.

Ibelieve I can drive, because if Chris Chan can do it, I can, if this discSHITCUNTusses Chris Chan and someone wants to move it to the board, then they can do it.

And also, please do not put the time Chris Chan tried to kill Michael Snyder as an exaFUCKFUCKFUCKmple of his driving ability, I know the Cwcki says it but it's just plain wrong, Chris is a good driver FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKHOLE

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Drive off a cliff.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

 

[BurningPewter]

I have autism and always get small talk wrong. They told me to show interest in people so at work I ask people their penis size, masterbation frequency, amounts of semen, poop frequency, poop weights in a day. Etc. The things I would want people to ask me and have interests in. But I always get the cold shoulder. I understand ladys are different too so i ask ladys the same but about menstrewaton bleedings. Getting cold responses there too. Must be forgetting the correct greeting beforehand or something. N.T.s eh? They're never pleased.

 

[HG 400]

My Mum says that I can't drive because I can't concentrate, but she hasn't even seen me drive yet and I feel confident enough to drive. Please do not ridicule me for my Autism(MY SISTER WILL GET VERY ANGRY IF YOU DO).

Tell your sister I think you're a proper mong and she's a fat slag and I don't care if she gets angry.

 

[Bassomatic]

My Mum says that I can't drive because I can't concentrate, but she hasn't even seen me drive yet and I feel confident enough to drive. Please do not ridicule me for my Autism(MY SISTER WILL GET VERY ANGRY IF YOU DO).

I have Tourettes as well, but I know lots of people with tourettes who can drive.

http://www.autism.org.uk/driving

https://www.gov.uk/tourettes-syndrome-and-driving

I believe I can drive, because if Chris Chan can do it, I can, if this discusses Chris Chan and someone wants to move it to the board, then they can do it.

And also, please do not put the time Chris Chan tried to kill Michael Snyder as an example of his driving ability, I know the Cwcki says it but it's just plain wrong, Chris is a good driver.

If Chris can do it I can..

But it's funny because you can't.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

This is an interesting post. Please tell us more about the things your mother says about your driving, and what your sister does when she gets angry.

 

[lolwut]

Limey's drive on the communist side of the road anyway, so you can't be that much worse.

 

[Bogs]

Keep this in your car at all times and you'll be fine

 

[VJ 120]

Get a razor scooter.

 

[ZehnBoat]

If Chris Chan can do it, why can't I?

well then you can also cut your taint; pepper spray someone for doing their job; starve for a day in jail; admit online that you want to fuck your mother etc.

 

[Bugaboo]

How do you know Chris is a good driver you've never been in the car with him
He could drive like a little old lady

 

[JULAY]

How do you know Chris is a good driver you've never been in the car with him
He could drive like a little old lady

"Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore because she kept going the wrong way up one way streets."

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine

 

[NQ 952]

I believe I can drive ~
I believe I can hit some guys ~

 

[Overcast]

Why not just take the bus instead?

 

[AA 102]

Please do not ridicule me for my Autism(MY SISTER WILL GET VERY ANGRY IF YOU DO).

P.S. lol you're autistic

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Autistic and A Virgin With Rage Have Tourettes Similar Small Penis and want to drive Fuck If Chris Chan can do it, why can't I?

It would really help with your unhealthy obsession with a crazed, balding crossdresser.

 

[Coldgrip]

Why not just take the bus instead?

A short bus.

 

[Bugaboo]

Bets on if this kid will come back or not