Autistic Video Game reviews. - Metal Gear is a frachise that just needs a 50000 hour review disecting its plot, gameplay, and impact on gayming

[Jazz never died!]

I hate being a fan of Metal Gear and seeing reviews that go into to much detail and then hate games in the franchise for retconing shit. Despite the genral public and other fans going "we have no problem every Metal Gear retcones". The worst ones are for Metal Gear Solid 4 a game with a great story and voice acting and most important gameplay and level design. A 5/5. This retard takes the cake remember folks the game took 4 years to make and by the time Modern Warfare was out they were 8 months away from shipping.

 

[ShitCube]

 

[Str8Bustah]

The classic.

 

[Product Placement]

https://www.ign.com/articles/2006/10/10/god-hand-review

Deadly Premonition Review - IGN

Deadly Premonition is the definition of a system seller. Once you play it, you'll want to go sell your system. That may seem like a harsh statement, but it's been a long time since I've played any boxed retail game on any system that feels this amateurish.

www.ign.com

https://kotaku.com/indie-boss-battler-furi-is-the-wrong-kind-of-hard-1783130485

Not a great game but reviewer didn't beat the game

https://www.ign.com/articles/2009/03/03/sonic-the-black-knight-review

Shit game but Jim only put in 4 hours or so into the game

https://www.destructoid.com/review-final-fantasy-xiii/

This review was so bad ign removed it

https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/12/06/worldwide-soccer-manager-2009-review-removed

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

This will always be my favorite review.

 

[biophonic]

I hate being a fan of Metal Gear and seeing reviews that go into to much detail and then hate games in the franchise for retconing shit. Despite the genral public and other fans going "we have no problem every Metal Gear retcones". The worst ones are for Metal Gear Solid 4 a game with a great story and voice acting and most important gameplay and level design. A 5/5. This retard takes the cake remember folks the game took 4 years to make and by the time Modern Warfare was out they were 8 months away from shipping.

Just because you personally disagree with a review doesn't mean it's bad, you have to actually point out the main arguments and flaws of a review before you can post "IT DISAGREE WITH ME, IT BAD!" Sorry but highlighting the reasons why the review is a shit take would be good.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

1. This belongs more to Games subforum.
2. For autistic reviews we already have MauLer's thread.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

This retard thinks the FLUDD-less stages in Sunshine are bad. Opinion instantly worthless.

 

[Megatardingo]

Nintendo shitcube will always have a spot in my heart.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Been watching old G4 and Tommy Tallarico is a tool.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Does this qualify?

 

[Jazz never died!]

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Does this qualify?

Yes

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Over a decade and he still has yet to be refuted