Kiwi Farms

Hello cwcki forums, I know I've only been here for a little while (a week or so at the most) but I feel maybe I should give you a gift for the new year.


Those of you who have been following Vade’s shenanigans are probably familiar with the fact that Vade has a small but devoted army of asskissers, those who will come to defend if Vade so much as farts. But are all these simpering peons just innocent pawns in Vade’s grab for Tumblr dominance? Or do some of them have ambitions of their own?


There is one among them who, ever since I found out about this forum, I have wanted to expose for their horrible, abusive, creepy and downright fucking bonkers behavior.


AustisticSniper, AKA Eugene, AKA Micheal, AKA SugarKovacs, Maidquius, EugeneSniper, MrMundy, Hoofies, Whore, Richard, Dick and a whole slew of other identities, is in their words an " autistic pansexual aceflux polyamorous idemromantic DFAB demiboy polykin, who identifies as BLU Sniper from TF2 with “it/its” pronouns.” What the fuck does any of that mean? It means that AutisticSniper don’t got no real personality, that’s what. They are one of Vade's main cronies, whom I've had the displeasure of knowing and receiving their abuse in the past. They have been stalking, slandering and harassing a very good friend of mine for well over 6 years, despite said friend asking many many many times to be left alone. Even after being told this, they continue to message them to this day, begging for forgiveness and wanting an apology.


Now, you may be wondering, why would I, the average Kiwi, give a shit about some personal drama between a friend of mine and some random Tumblrista asshole on the internet?


Well, Greg, it’s simple. Sugar isn’t your average Tumblrista. Sugar has an extra level of creepy on top of being a stalker who hasn’t let go of a grudge for six years. You see, Sugar’s main character trait is to adapt the personal quirks of others around them, creating a sort of composite self, or the personality equivalent of an Exquisite Corpse. Or perhaps they’re like Sylar from heroes except instead of stealing powers they steal your favorite animals or your crushes or your original characters.


Or, more simply, they’re Zeriara lite, sans animal abuse.


Say you’re an artist who really likes koalas, and you happen to run into Sugar. They start hanging around you, and BAM! their favorite animal is a koala too! Say you draw a character for a role play that might be, say, an anthropomorphic chameleon in a suit. Suddenly, Sugar has a character just like yours, and no, they’re totally not copying you, how could you possibly think that? You got a crush on a 20th century writer who’s been dead for ten years? Sugar does too, and they’ve based their TF2 OC on him! You come out as transgender? WELL HOW ABOUT THAT, SUGAR SUDDENLY WANTS TO LOP OFF THEIR TITS AND BE A MAN NOW. And if you happen to say, believe you’re an autistic nonbinary fennec fox nature god and start using “it” pronouns? Well, I think you see where this is going.

(A picture they doodled of Vade and Engineer. Literally "kissing up" to Vade.)


But that’s not all. Strap in, fuckers, we’re just getting started.


If there’s one thing that turns Sugar’s crank like nothing else, it’s the yaois. And more specifically, it’s mpreg. In fact, Sugar’s hardon for mpreg is probably one of the few consistent character traits about them, and Sugar won’t let little things like, say, their roleplaying partner being 13 years old get in the way of that sweet, sweet man pregnancy, especially when they themselves were 18 at the time… you know, old enough to vote and buy pornography, despite their insistence that they were “also a minor.” Sugar has even had the gall to accuse their detractors on starting that as a vicious rumor. Well, it’s not a rumor.


I lived it. That was me.
(however I am not a girl.)



AutisticSniper has sent people to harrass a close friend of mine as well slander them behind their back to other people in the TF2 fandom (which I am sure you’re absolutely thrilled to read more drama on), the most recent example of the slandering is Vade calling out said friend for being "Transphobic, ableist” (that’s discriminating against the physically or mentally handicapped) “and an abuser,” solely on the word of AutisticSniper. When pressed for evidence of this claim, Vade balked and simply said they were just going on the word of a trusted source… that trusted source being AutisticSniper, who uses more sockpuppets than your average episode of Sifl and Olly.


Proof of vade calling out and falsly accusing HunterV for being Transphobic, ableist and an abuser on the say so of a "friend", that friend being AustisticSniper, who has absolutely no evidence to back up their claims whatsoever.
* Link to it




Myself and said friend mentioned above have recently spoken out about AustisticSniper on ScuntGander's blog, and after they caught wind of us speaking out against them they had their friend Mars (who might be their girlfriend?) write them up an "apology" letter.


You know, because writing up that apology letter themselves would be too much trouble. Ain’t nobody got the spoons for that!

(notice the only one who likes it is AutisticSniper, also this was so long it had to be grabbed in its entirety with two screenshots)




In the "apology" letter (more like a backhanded callout), Mars brings up mental illness and parental abuse that had previously never been mentioned, and can basically be summed up like "YEAH AUTISTICSNIPER MAY HAVE DONE WRONG, BUT THIS PERSON HAS DONE WORSE SO THEY SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR THE ABUSE THAT NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED!"


Say what you will about Sugar, but at least they can kind of admit, in a very indirect, roundabout way, that they might have maybe done a bad thing. Vade can’t even do that much, but then again, Vade’s game is more about control through fear. Sugar’s all about brown-nosing until their target has ceased to provide that validation Sugar craves like Mexican black tar heroin, and then snubbing them and pretending that there was never anything going on between them and their target.


Sugar has kissed up to big name artists and writers in the Team Fortress 2 and Homestuck fandoms, gathering up quirks from other, more talented people like a magpie gathering baubles for their nest. While Sugar’s artwork is quite distinctive, they’re also prone to mimicking superficial stylistic choices from other artists, similar to Zeriara. On Tegaki, Sugar had been booted from the same roleplay group, several times, on multiple accounts, ready to come back with new characters and immediately recognized by their artwork and booted again.


Actually, forget the magpie comparison. Sugar’s closer to being a cuckoo, in more ways than one.



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This fucker has done quite enough to my friends and I'm quite tired of watching it go by unnoticed.
Links to all their accounts that they’ve harrassed us with:
-SugarKovacs
-BabbyDucks
-Little TNT
-Little TNT’s DeviantArt Page (which has a proifle picture of a young man which they probably grabbed from google.)
-Little TNT’s Deviant art is “coincidentally” friend’s with BabbyDuck, name look familiar? (Their art school account)
-And babbyduck’s account links to the main deviantart account “Hoofies” and is the final nail in the coffin

(Edit) Their current url is gemdad.tumblr.com
Also special thanks to @Meowthkip for helping me write this up as I am not one for typing out articles.
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