Kiwi Farms

Hey,
Given that Autphag has a long history of being batshit insane, I figure that he should eventually get an article. That's why I'm posting this thread: To collect useful links about his craziness so we don't have to hunt around in his thread so much.
If something interesting comes up (such as him admitting that he likes big black dicks), post a link to that post or screen cap here, so it isn't buried beneath 60 pages of shitposts.
For example:
Autphag admitting that he only showers about once a month: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...owers-once-a-month.3728/page-195#post-1363528

Autphag attempting to defend this by claiming that skin naturally cleans itself: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...owers-once-a-month.3728/page-195#post-1363542

And that showers are part of a hygiene products industry conspiracy: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...owers-once-a-month.3728/page-195#post-1363552

And that his dental hygiene consists of swigging mouthwash: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...owers-once-a-month.3728/page-195#post-1363556

See, like that. If he posts anything more insane and autistic than normal, make sure it gets linked to in here.