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Some of you guys might remember Ava Zinn from the good old days, aka 2010. I sure do. How could we forget her?



For those who don't know, Ava Zinn is an utterly insane transgender woman who used to run multiple online news agencies dedicated to talking almost exclusively about her personal life. She ran them, anchored them, and did PR for them. Really hilariously. Theories range from autism to schizophrenia.

Encyclopedia Dramatica has an article about it covering most of her insanity up to 2012, which I'll summarize:

--Making a fake girlfriend who then died in a tragic shooting incident
--Claiming to own a wal-mart type corporation called NoSirGifts while living in a trailer
--Anchoring fake newscasts about herself and stuttering through them like an autist
--Her Queen of the Willis "show"
--Repeatedly trying to take down ED with legal bullshit
--Threatening suicide over missing cable channels
--Getting fired from her job for stealing maxi-pads
--Showing her tranny tits on youtube because of American Idol
--Trying out for American Idol
--Obsessing over her high school prom 11 years after it happened
--Other shit

And that's it, right?

The article stops at 2012. All links are dead. I can't find anything on this board about her.

But a simple google search for "Ava Zinn" reveals so much more.

Ava's new Twitter

I'm going to post the first few tweets on her page.





Also this comes up:

AvaZinn.com, Indiana's LGBT News Center

And this page is an absolute clusterfuck of utter insanity. It's allegedly co-run by Ava and another person, but Ava has a history of posting fake news articles under the names of nonexistent co-writers, so it's very likely that this pit of hell is actually just run by Ava herself.

Highlights gleaned from skimming it include:

--Ava was arrested recently
--Ava auctioned off her male virginity on ebay
--Ava is an SJW now and believes in female superiority even though she used to be a man
--"since taking over the Zinn family Head of Household in 2002 some new rules I’ve implemented such as not being forgiven until one’s death and abolished old rules such as the no TV punishment"

http://avazinn.com/2015/03/13/ava-zinn-statement-regarding-march-12-2015-arrest/

I'm not even kidding, this shit is completely bonkers. I'm not even posting most of it because it's just that fucking crazy. A lot of it is tl;dr with little nuggets of insanity and lulz buried halfway in. There's just so much information and every other sentence is mind-bogglingly stupid.

Also, press photos.



I don't even know why I decided to google Ava's name other than a little inkling in the back of my head that people like her never truly shut up. But, there you go.