Avan-Verse General Thread -

[Enig]

For the best little not-NV wiki on the planet.

WELCOME TO THE AVAN-VERSE.
Avan-Verse is the end achievement of a simple question- "What would happen if Nava-Verse were made by someone who clearly knew it made no goddamn sense and henceforth didn't give two dongs".

It is a universe of absolute insanity. A pro wrestler reigns over all with a squadron of basketball superstars. An entire planet is subject to chaos and the judge system as it heralds the first Megaworld. Vicious autists run rampant in the streets of the former Earth as teams go in to assist in eradicating the scum. Demons run rampant and stupid in the real hell of another dimension - Detroit. Yuppies have a planet where they just dick around.

AV is all of this and nothing - autism, drugs, heavy metal, and dongs.​

 

[OtterParty]

We should run a session here!

 

[Null]

I'm going to sticky this because it seems like Avan-Verse is pretty perennial.

You guys run an Avan-Verse themed Gmod server, right? I think a few people here would be interested in that.

 

[Protoman]

We should run a session here!

I would be so very down for that. Would it go here or in one of the other sub-forums??

 

[TheWarp]

I feel like I have some catching up to do, the advert video left me only more confused.

 

[OtterParty]

I would be so very down for that. Would it go here or in one of the other sub-forums??

We could make a new thread for each session. Would be best to have one of the Avan-Verse developers DM for us, at least for the first few sessions until we get the hang of it.

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

I'm going to sticky this because it seems like Avan-Verse is pretty perennial.

You guys run an Avan-Verse themed Gmod server, right?

You tell me:

In all seriousness, its mostly a server where we at first build random shit which quickly devolves into us killing each other with the shitload of weapons Enig has installed before we calm down and end up spawning a whole bunch of hostile NPCs and cleaning up the resulting mess with firepower while roleplaying as judges from the Avan-Verse and using that to rationalize all the crazy shit.

We could make a new thread for each session. Would be best to have one of the Avan-Verse developers DM for us, at least for the first few sessions until we get the hang of it.

The roleplaying system we developed could benefit from some playtesting and if not using that, it could easily be done using the much simpler risus system off which the Avan-Verse RPG's system is based off of. I might be able to DM for a bit if I can find some time outside of real life and irc spergery.

I feel like I have some catching up to do, the advert video left me only more confused.

This should help:

 

[OtterParty]

Monologue in text form here:
http://pastebin.com/mBs4nx9k

Spoiler

1. 
   Autism. Autism never changes.
   
   It is Year 2083 of SLAM in the Gay Galaxy. That's right, the Gay Galaxy, the only galaxy personally blessed by the Four Lords of SLAM. The only galaxy created by Macho God Randy Savage with his bear hands and contained within the body of Billy Herrington and owned by Gay Roger.
   
   Despite its infinite Heavy Metal splendor, the Gay Galaxy is peril. Autism is rampant, turning the already degenerate populace of the galaxy into fedora-wearing, pony-fucking, epic rap battling spergs with strange powers such as materializing spaghetti from their pockets and summoning extreme tard strength.
   
   The hellish denims of the pit known as Detroit plot to break into the Valhallan suburbs, the holiest of all suburbs, and spread the autistic plague to a fabulous and b-ball playing populace. The Greater Nazi Empire led by Robo Hitler has begun crusade to wipe out planets infected by the disease but in also in the process expanding the territory of the Aryan race.
   
   The fat social justice minded trannies of Tumblr and the incel wizards Wizchania wage a vicious war over the governments of man, jewian, and mulshian. Greedy corporations and governments squabble over mylar deposits and augmentation technology while the masses chimp out in the streets.
   
   You are a judge, one of the most baller enforces of the LAW in the Gay Galaxy. You are judge, jury, and executioner. You have been recently transferred by the Valhallan Commanding Office of Galactic LAW to Green Division.
   
   Reson X trying to rally an army of skellens to enforce his twisted 'laws'? Call Green Division.
   
   Have the sonichu clan, the Kalkrak Raiders, reappeared? Green Division is on the job.
   
   Bath Salths and his rikalings tyring to burn Megacity One to the ground? Green Division is ready to send them packing to Detroit.
   
   The point is that your in for one hell of an autistic and metal as fuck ride. Are you baller enough to save over 20 million robots, humans, aryans, eggmen, and doges from total autismal destruction? NO? TOO BAD. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS and welcome to the fucking Green Division. May the archangel Shrek have mercy on your layered soul.

 

[Venusaur]

This should help:

Loved that intro.

Also, I dunno why Moleman thinks this is mocking Nava-Verse. It's nothing like Nava-Verse (Way cooler story, very rad.) at all!

 

[Enig]

Also, not sure whether or not to do it, but I was thinking of turning AV into sort of a 2000 AD for the insane, just a collective of random action series with occasional link togethers. That way, it's easy to rationalize why Randy Savage is god one moment and the universe is Doos Ecks Star Wars the next.

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

Also, not sure whether or not to do it, but I was thinking of turning AV into sort of a 2000 AD for the insane, just a collective of random action series with occasional link togethers. That way, it's easy to rationalize why Randy Savage is god one moment and the universe is Doos Ecks Star Wars the next.

I think its just fine as it is, in my opinion. The universe runs off drug/autism logic and is the world's first autismpunk setting. To me rationalizing it is like making casual or cowaduty basic. A lot of it is based off of autism, deus ex, drugs, and the Heavy Metal movie after all.

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/Uctoplorge

http://avan-verse.wikispaces.com/Uctoplorge

Because according to Gaben, even the designs are stolen from him ;3

 

[José Mourinho]

http://avan-verse.wikispaces.com/Reson+X+is+Watching+You!

One of my favourite pages, parodying Gaben's tendency of ordering things and expecting people to follow him.

"This needs to stop, now. I'm serious! What you all are doing here is ILLEGAL and MORALLY wrong. Homosexuality? Morally wrong. Alcohol and gambling? Illegal. The use of free speech? FUCKING WRONG. None of you are welcome within my star system, in fact, you are all BANNED from this star system!" Reson X screams, veins popping out of his forehead in anger.

 

[Arctic]

Also guys, congrats on this XD I my sides hurt.
http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Molem...ginal-Setting-Canon-and-Lore-Internet-1088799

 

[Enig]

Found this again from my clusterfuck of an OP pics folder:

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

Background material/lore.

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

Part 2

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

Part 3:

And some TRUE and ORIGINAL Avan-Verse artwork

 

[José Mourinho]

http://avan-verse.wikispaces.com/Four Lords of Slam

The angels of the Avan-verse consisting of our favourite basketball players, far better than the DARK and SO EDGY Eggmen shit.

The Lords
*Barkley, with the power of the CHAOS DUNK
*Jordan, with the ability to RUN BABY BUN
*Shaq, who can make the fellas and ladies say WHOOP THERE IT IS
*Rodman, who can get on the floor and JAM​

 

[Marionette]

As an artist I'm highly interested in adding to your wonderful community. I also do own ZBrush and could do modeling however I'm not knowledgeable in gmod so I'm not sure how to properly export it without fucking up.