Avan-Verse has something that Nava-Verse lacks - plot.
Nava-Verse solely consists of senseless autistic worldbuilding.
Nava-Verse solely consists of senseless autistic worldbuilding.
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Avan-verse has the deepest lore. legend says only the most Austistic can read it's enthralling tales without going mad.
Truley it must hide deep meaning to life existence and nonexistence itself.
http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/Quantaiz
http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Quantaizmic
Truley it must hide deep meaning to life existence and nonexistence itself.
http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/Quantaiz
http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Quantaizmic
Fun fact: Andrew "INFLATION TIME" Dobson of So Your a Cartoonist infamy has an article on the Avan-Verse wiki and was very offended when he found out about it. He sent me an email asking for me to take it down and to reveal where I got that picture of him from (apparently he didn't know it was on ED).
He never replied back to my reply.
He never replied back to my reply.
So Dobson wants that article down? Kinda wonder if Moleman might try to reach out to him to fight against the Avan-Verse wiki.
So the Avan-verse pissed off two lolcows now. Excellent. 
Anyway, our favourite neckbeards with obsession with fedoras:
http://avan-verse.wikispaces.com/Fedorarans
Anyway, our favourite neckbeards with obsession with fedoras:
http://avan-verse.wikispaces.com/Fedorarans
Also we would be elated if you did some Avan-Verse related art. We are always looking for new contributors of top kek. None of us know how to export shit to Gmod either. From what I've heard, its easier to export stuff from Blender to Gmod because of a lower poly count than Zbrush but idk. I would ask FacePunch about it but their forums are notoriously autistic.
In the Nava-Verse, wars are fought for religion and stupid eggmen shit. In the AVAN-VERSE, wars are fought over the most precious resource: weed plantations
"In 419 ABY, The Greater Nazi Empire had begun seizing control over several planets in the Urban Market Star System to ethnically cleanse and enslave the local populous. President IG-88, who led the The Adjoined Union Of Bloods And Crips (the governing body of the Urban Market) could no longer tolerate this occupation, so he enlisted the armies of The Tunnel Snakes and the Sonichu Clan The Kalkrak Raiders to help him beat back the invading forces. Unfortunately, the war came at a heavy cost President IG-88 declared that all plantations that grew marijuana in the star system be surrendered to the government to grow food for the war effort."
"In 419 ABY, The Greater Nazi Empire had begun seizing control over several planets in the Urban Market Star System to ethnically cleanse and enslave the local populous. President IG-88, who led the The Adjoined Union Of Bloods And Crips (the governing body of the Urban Market) could no longer tolerate this occupation, so he enlisted the armies of The Tunnel Snakes and the Sonichu Clan The Kalkrak Raiders to help him beat back the invading forces. Unfortunately, the war came at a heavy cost President IG-88 declared that all plantations that grew marijuana in the star system be surrendered to the government to grow food for the war effort."
Wrote a new page today:
Man of Tears
"Man of Tears is a renowned figure of legend on Genderopa, being transcribed in legend as a real hero and a real human being."
"Man of Tears is a renowned figure of legend on Genderopa, being transcribed in legend as a real hero and a real human being."
This beautiful piece of work was done by Judge Superthermite. Superthermite is truly an unsung hero in helping create the Avan-Verse and troll Moleman9000 in general. He was julie the hedgehog on DeviantArt and was able to milk some info out of him, was the troll who took the name moleguy9k and made a creature based on Moleman's skellen that got him quite pissed. Most importantly, he was the troll that played dead when we told Moleman that one of his trolls had died during a police raid (which made moleman shit himself because of the possible repercussions). Finally, he is the one who does most of the Avan-Verse's 3D models.
A work in progress:
To be continued.
To be continued.
DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND (COUGH @Protoman, @Unbovvered ), I WILL BE HOSTING A SIMPLIFIED AVAN-VERSE GAME USING A RISUS BASIS ON THIS FORUM. CHARACTER APPLICATIONS GO IN THIS THREAD:
BASIC PREMISE: "On the far reaches of the New /Cow/ Republic, strange things are happening in the Gay Galaxy's Omega Octant. Wizards from Wizchania and social justice warriors from the city of Tumblr are duking it out in untamed space. The planet Krabs, the homeland of the mulshians has been experiencing global terrorist attacks from autistic radical groups such as Eggmen Super Team and the DeagleNation. An orbital battle station commissioned by the office of LAW in the Valhallan Suburbs has been sent to orbit the planet Krabs and help keep the planet within the New /Cow/ Republic. The law enforcement onboard the station are auxiliaries recruited from various planets that have yet to be formally inducted into the New /Cow/ Republic's army. They are currently in stasis awaiting the time in which they are called to defend planet Krabs from whatever autistic threat may follow...."
Character Creation
You have two types of stats: Innate Traits and Cliches. The innate traits are listed below under Innate Traits but you can make up your own Cliches.
You have 15 points to distribute amongst your innate traits. Each innate trait cannot have more than 4 points assigned to it at initial character creation and cannot have more than 5 in general.
Innate Traits:
Physique - How athletic you are.
Willpower - How much willpower you have (ie how much you can keep gay thoughts out of your mind while not having to look at your sailor moon poster)
Logic - How "smart" you are and how distant you are from Robert Wayne Stile's mindset.
Creativity - How good you are at making your own version of Chris's sonic totem without it coming across as completely horrifying.
Senses - How good you are at sensing things around you of course.
Presence - The higher this is, the less likely you are to be a wizard.
Cliches:
You have 15 points to distribute amongst your cliches (including your race). While you can make up anything along the lines of the cliches listed in Example Cliches, one of your cliches must be your Race.
Each cliche cannot have more than 4 points assigned to it at initial character creation.
Example Cliches:
Intimidating Judge, Tard Wrangler, Trained Sperg, Soldier of the Battlefield, Parkour Werewolf, Angsty Wizard, Cactus Salesman, Tacticool Street Judge, Bank Guardian, Script Kiddy, Autism Hazmat Officer, State Sponsored Beekeeper, Concentration Camp Officer, Slaver, Coke Addict Surgeon
Races Available for Play:
Shibe - A small fluffy canine with hidden and most likely malicious depths. Often loved by the citizens of NipponChingchong. Also known as a doge.
Jewian - Oy Vey. The hook nosed greedy merchantile citizens of New Israel. Remember the 6 Million, goyim!
Mulshian - The crab like humanoids from the planet Krabs, the most famous members of the race are a group of terrorists called the Eggmen Super Team.
Gamma Baccardian - Once human, the people of Gamma Baccardi were turned into freakish mutants by Greater Nazi Empre bombing radiation. They vary in appearances with some of them having dongs for faces or tentacles arms, or horse heads.
Aryan - The blonde haired and blue eyed genetic master race. Strong and beautiful. Many of them belong to the Greater Nazi Empire.
Skellen - A somewhat misunderstand race of skeleton aliens with a desire for destruction and villainy. Often serve as mercenaries for empires in the Gay Galaxy.
Somalian - A darky that steals bikes and shoots AK-47's into the air like very good darky.
Skeleton - You are a spooky scary skeleton. You most likely are good at dancing in the cemeteries at night.
Example Character:
Name - Joe Faggington
Innate Traits:
Physique - 4
Willpower - 2
Logic - 2
Creativity - 2
Senses - 3
Presence - 2
Cliches:
Doge (Race) - 4
Tard Wrangler - 2
Drug Dealer - 2
Go Kart Driver - 4
Autism Hazmat Officer - 2
Script Kiddy - 1
Bio - Joe Faggington is a shibe who grew up in a remote domed city on Gamma Baccardi's surface. Life was good during most of his formative years. He was an adventurous doge and became a city famous go kart driver despite having no opposable thumbs. Despite living a life of luxury as a result of his racing career, he gave most of his funds to philantrophic projects such as the installation mylar treatment facilities across the city. He met a nice half rat, half human mutant woman named Mary Grasshoppington during a race and the two become quite enamored with each other. Tragedy struck however on the day of thier wedding. One of the mylar treatment facilities had exploded due to the laziness of a scientist named Bill. The mylar exposure caused many of the citizens to turn into spergs. The autistic horde swarmed the warehouse where the wedding was being held and the last thing Joe Fagginton saw was his fiance disappearing into a horde of spergs. After being rescued by a New /Cow/ Republic autism containment team, the shibe's heart grew bitter as he realized his fiance would never be found. He joined the Dongsquadron and became a tard wrangler, able to herd with spergs into concentration camps by holding a stunstick in his mouth. He has become a federal drug dealer, giving sweet mary jane to help alleviate autism symptoms in war torn civilizations. In his training to become a tard wrangler he also dabbled in some autism hazmat training. Recently he has been taking some online ILLEGAL HACKING CLASSES, although not enough to make him a master hacker or anything.
CONFLICT RESOLUTION
Innate Trait + Cliche
When you are trying to overcome an obstacle or foe, you add the value of one of your cliches to one of your innate traits. For example:
Billy is trying to hack into social justice general's laptop. Billy's player decides to add Billy's Script Kiddie cliche (3) with Billy's Logic (4) for a total of 7. The minimum he needed to hack into the laptop was 5, so Billy easily manages to hack into the laptop and cause chlorine gas to fill up the barracks. That's sum good genocide right there. Should Billy had failed, he would have lost one point from his Logic trait. If you lose against an obstacle, you lose one point from the innate trait you used in your attempt to overcome it.
Similarly in combat, you add a innate trait and a chosen cliche while the opponent adds their own trait and cliche. Whoever has the highest total wins, and loser loses one point from the innate trait he used in fight. If you lose all your points in the Physique trait, you might end up dead or crippled while if you lose all the points in your Willpower trait, you will be a mindless person easy to control.
The actual roleplay thread will be started sometime next week.
BASIC PREMISE: "On the far reaches of the New /Cow/ Republic, strange things are happening in the Gay Galaxy's Omega Octant. Wizards from Wizchania and social justice warriors from the city of Tumblr are duking it out in untamed space. The planet Krabs, the homeland of the mulshians has been experiencing global terrorist attacks from autistic radical groups such as Eggmen Super Team and the DeagleNation. An orbital battle station commissioned by the office of LAW in the Valhallan Suburbs has been sent to orbit the planet Krabs and help keep the planet within the New /Cow/ Republic. The law enforcement onboard the station are auxiliaries recruited from various planets that have yet to be formally inducted into the New /Cow/ Republic's army. They are currently in stasis awaiting the time in which they are called to defend planet Krabs from whatever autistic threat may follow...."
Character Creation
You have two types of stats: Innate Traits and Cliches. The innate traits are listed below under Innate Traits but you can make up your own Cliches.
You have 15 points to distribute amongst your innate traits. Each innate trait cannot have more than 4 points assigned to it at initial character creation and cannot have more than 5 in general.
Innate Traits:
Physique - How athletic you are.
Willpower - How much willpower you have (ie how much you can keep gay thoughts out of your mind while not having to look at your sailor moon poster)
Logic - How "smart" you are and how distant you are from Robert Wayne Stile's mindset.
Creativity - How good you are at making your own version of Chris's sonic totem without it coming across as completely horrifying.
Senses - How good you are at sensing things around you of course.
Presence - The higher this is, the less likely you are to be a wizard.
Cliches:
You have 15 points to distribute amongst your cliches (including your race). While you can make up anything along the lines of the cliches listed in Example Cliches, one of your cliches must be your Race.
Each cliche cannot have more than 4 points assigned to it at initial character creation.
Example Cliches:
Intimidating Judge, Tard Wrangler, Trained Sperg, Soldier of the Battlefield, Parkour Werewolf, Angsty Wizard, Cactus Salesman, Tacticool Street Judge, Bank Guardian, Script Kiddy, Autism Hazmat Officer, State Sponsored Beekeeper, Concentration Camp Officer, Slaver, Coke Addict Surgeon
Races Available for Play:
Shibe - A small fluffy canine with hidden and most likely malicious depths. Often loved by the citizens of NipponChingchong. Also known as a doge.
Jewian - Oy Vey. The hook nosed greedy merchantile citizens of New Israel. Remember the 6 Million, goyim!
Mulshian - The crab like humanoids from the planet Krabs, the most famous members of the race are a group of terrorists called the Eggmen Super Team.
Gamma Baccardian - Once human, the people of Gamma Baccardi were turned into freakish mutants by Greater Nazi Empre bombing radiation. They vary in appearances with some of them having dongs for faces or tentacles arms, or horse heads.
Aryan - The blonde haired and blue eyed genetic master race. Strong and beautiful. Many of them belong to the Greater Nazi Empire.
Skellen - A somewhat misunderstand race of skeleton aliens with a desire for destruction and villainy. Often serve as mercenaries for empires in the Gay Galaxy.
Somalian - A darky that steals bikes and shoots AK-47's into the air like very good darky.
Skeleton - You are a spooky scary skeleton. You most likely are good at dancing in the cemeteries at night.
Example Character:
Name - Joe Faggington
Innate Traits:
Physique - 4
Willpower - 2
Logic - 2
Creativity - 2
Senses - 3
Presence - 2
Cliches:
Doge (Race) - 4
Tard Wrangler - 2
Drug Dealer - 2
Go Kart Driver - 4
Autism Hazmat Officer - 2
Script Kiddy - 1
Bio - Joe Faggington is a shibe who grew up in a remote domed city on Gamma Baccardi's surface. Life was good during most of his formative years. He was an adventurous doge and became a city famous go kart driver despite having no opposable thumbs. Despite living a life of luxury as a result of his racing career, he gave most of his funds to philantrophic projects such as the installation mylar treatment facilities across the city. He met a nice half rat, half human mutant woman named Mary Grasshoppington during a race and the two become quite enamored with each other. Tragedy struck however on the day of thier wedding. One of the mylar treatment facilities had exploded due to the laziness of a scientist named Bill. The mylar exposure caused many of the citizens to turn into spergs. The autistic horde swarmed the warehouse where the wedding was being held and the last thing Joe Fagginton saw was his fiance disappearing into a horde of spergs. After being rescued by a New /Cow/ Republic autism containment team, the shibe's heart grew bitter as he realized his fiance would never be found. He joined the Dongsquadron and became a tard wrangler, able to herd with spergs into concentration camps by holding a stunstick in his mouth. He has become a federal drug dealer, giving sweet mary jane to help alleviate autism symptoms in war torn civilizations. In his training to become a tard wrangler he also dabbled in some autism hazmat training. Recently he has been taking some online ILLEGAL HACKING CLASSES, although not enough to make him a master hacker or anything.
CONFLICT RESOLUTION
Innate Trait + Cliche
When you are trying to overcome an obstacle or foe, you add the value of one of your cliches to one of your innate traits. For example:
Billy is trying to hack into social justice general's laptop. Billy's player decides to add Billy's Script Kiddie cliche (3) with Billy's Logic (4) for a total of 7. The minimum he needed to hack into the laptop was 5, so Billy easily manages to hack into the laptop and cause chlorine gas to fill up the barracks. That's sum good genocide right there. Should Billy had failed, he would have lost one point from his Logic trait. If you lose against an obstacle, you lose one point from the innate trait you used in your attempt to overcome it.
Similarly in combat, you add a innate trait and a chosen cliche while the opponent adds their own trait and cliche. Whoever has the highest total wins, and loser loses one point from the innate trait he used in fight. If you lose all your points in the Physique trait, you might end up dead or crippled while if you lose all the points in your Willpower trait, you will be a mindless person easy to control.
The actual roleplay thread will be started sometime next week.
DeagleDad420
kiwifarms.net
This reminds me of the Alpha Centauri tech quotes except infinitely better
This does sound fun. I do wonder if we can use like custom races or something. Will bronies be mentioned in any way such as a player race or an enemy? What about furries or otherkins, would they also get mention?
Bronies (known as Bronerians) and other furry spergs are indeed enemies of the civilizations of the Gay Galaxy and are classed as autistic threats. Hideous half horse mutants from Gamma Baccardi are eligible for roles in galactic law enforcement however.
I think I might be a hideous half horse mutant then. Can I make my own name? I kinda thought of a name like Gaben after my avatar. With that said, perhaps some of us should post bios of whatever character we might use for the roleplay thread. I can already think of mine.
Sure you can make up your own name and yeah bios should be posted here.
Alright, may as well try.
Name: Gaben Spaghettio Fedoran
Innate Traits
Physique-4
Willpower-2
Logic-3
Creativity-2
Senses-3
Presence-1
Cliche
Gamma Baccardian (Brony pony type) 5
Pony Trap 3
Sperg Vaccinator 2
Tacticool 1
One with Spaghetti 4
Bio: Gaben Spaghettio Fedoranis a Gamma Baccardian, having a somewhat horse like head that resembles a Brony horse. Though Gaben's ancestory is questioned, it isn't hard to assume that he could be of Bronerian blood. Because of his race and of course his horse-head, Gaben has felt like he was a wizard.Though life was rough for him, he managed to scrounge up enough money to gain citizenship within the Gay Galaxy. Known for a huge fan of Billy Herrington, Gaben sought to emulate his hero but thanks to his name, he failed and instead became more of an undesirable and instead became a miner though more out of will and necessity than out of criminal punishment. Luckily however, Gaben managed to become a part of galactic enforcement after somehow baiting a Bronerian who sought to unleash a plague upon a small sector within a city that wasn't far from the mines. Because of this, he is know within a dongsquad, used to lure out bronies as a sort of trap. Aside from being used in baiting bronies, Gaben is also used for infiltration, acting as though he is a brony. Needless to say, this became a strong suit for him(Heritage could be one reason). Although exposed spergs thanks to his appearance, Gaben was lucky to spared from the spergery disease, acting as some kind of vaccine (No doubt to possible sperg heritage). Due to being a brony trap, Gaben had to learn how to repel any touchy bronies who sought to make him feel uncomfortable. As such, Gaben learned how to fight with a tacticool baton fighting style. Needless to say, it's pathetic but he is learning.
Gaben infiltrating a Bronerian meetup. The stash of MLP plastic junk gives Gaben the signal to alert his law enforcement allies
Gaben in the lab, no doubt prepared to donate his blood to act as a vaccine against spergs.
Gaben in the lab, no doubt prepared to donate his blood to act as a vaccine against spergs.
It's true.
Huh. They killed James Rolfe.
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