Avy - an Agender Ace Autistic All Adore

[Army Burger]

So I've seen this person's Facebook page a few times because of Locria sharing and liking some of their images, and earlier today I decided to take the plunge and take a glance at this person.

What I've found is a collection of autism that, while small, could grow to an Assigned Male size of stupidity.

First of all, let's start with the title. This person seems to have a hard-on for alliteration, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that what they went with was so cancerous in it's stupidity.

Just over 9500 people like this page right now, and one of them is the Pennsylvania shit-smearer who introduced me to this page in the first place.

Now, let's learn a bit about Avy, shall we? It's worth noting Avy's a fan of Assigned Male, MPNG and Andrew Dobson, the unholy trifecta of shitty online cartoonists.

Translation for those who don't speak tumblrtard: I'm a special snowflake! Look at me and my unique pronouns. Follow me as I share my experiences as a repressed autistitrans-queer soul.

I could go

on

and

on

about how stupid this person is, but I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

 

[Argonian Scum]

"fae/faer/faerself"
I can see the attraction. Like the fair folk of yore, tumblrites and troons live by inscrutable rules and contracts that make no sense to sane minds, and threaten dire consequences for breaking them.
Unlike the fair folk of yore, fairies could fuck over the entire homestead and were deceptively beautiful/charming. A troon looks like a clown raided a dumpster, will merely shit him/herself and do nothing.

 

[Argonian Scum]

I did a quick scan through her FB. I was hoping for chimpouts but she doesn't seem to comment on her own stuff at all. Maybe she has a Tumblr or a Twitter that she's more open with?
Apologies for the double post - it seemed neater this way since I'm posting more content. Do correct me if I'm wrong.

Spoiler: Totes asexy guys

At the same time, she complains that bisexual representation is inadequate because the characters in question always say "I don't like labels" or similar. The lack of self-awareness is truly staggering.

Spoiler: Typical keyboard warrior drills

Apparently the concept of "laziness" only applies to reading. Anything that would take actual effort, well, that isn't her fault! She has anxiety.

Something tells me that if a relatively able-bodied cisgender person said anything like this and above, she'd shriek at them for not doing enough and not using their privileges to help her.

"But, what about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!"

 

[Army Burger]

Found Avy's tumblr
http://archive.md/EELCU

Looks like Avy is short for Avery.

And here is a picture of Avy

 

[Argonian Scum]

From her about (archive) :

• 23 year old "college student" - no other description.
• Has anxiety/depression, autism, and ADHD, however only the first one is explicitly described as diagnosed. I think we can safely assume the latter two are the result of many online quizzes and e-doctors.
• Polyamorous and engaged.
• Can't decide between being an asexual biromantic or a plain ol' bisexual - her description says one, her sidebar another.
  
• "Agender" - they or fae/faers pronouns or "sage." Just "sage." Possibly another nickname to add to the title?
• Dragonkin (archive)
• White, able-bodied, female.

 

[Meowthkip]

Seems pretty run-of-the-mill to me. Has she done anything particularly interesting?

 

[fishbones]

Oh, man. If someone doesn't say they're bisexual, don't call them that.

Also, for the ten-millionth time, we have the good ol' "People don't like me because I offend them, therefore, it is entirely their fault. I have the right to be as much of an asshole as possible and if they don't like it, I should not be held accountable for it."

 

[Trombonista]

I think fae/faer was the first sparklepronoun set created by tumblr.

 

[Erica]

I think fae/faer was the first sparklepronoun set created by tumblr.

Many also pointed out that the tumblr conjunction of this sparkle set requires you to say "faen," the Norwegian word for "fuck." Of course, anyone speaking in Norwegian must be forced to use these pronouns anyway, lest they become transphobic.

 

[OldInternetMeme]

Aren't he/her pronouns there to represent what gender the person is you're referring to? What gender is fae supposed to reference? These people treat pronouns like they're nicknames when that's not how it works.

Also, you can't be asexual and bi/gay/straight at the same time.

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Argonian Scum]

The volume and repetition of "I don't care, (x)'s opinion sucks" is directly proportional to the speaker's hurt feefees plus time spent practicing that line in the shower.

 

[Erica]

I like that the "non transphobic" meme probably makes fun of transtrenders even more than the original.

 

[Army Burger]

Yeah, I wouldn't want this person to teach my kids

 

[chimpburgers]

There are some other weird Facebook profiles that share this idiot's posts. I did a thread on one associated with this person but there were loads more I barely looked at.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

At some point in time this person is going to need medical treatment. Then we'll see how totally real and valid her sparklegender is.

I forgot - science is super problematic. Oh well. I'm sure pregnancy scares and female cancers are just being transphobic and don't really exist if you refuse to believe in them.

 

[Army Burger]

There are some other weird Facebook profiles that share this idiot's posts. I did a thread on one associated with this person but there were loads more I barely looked at.

Oh fuck me, there's more of these agender alliteration fetishists?

 

[chimpburgers]

Oh fuck me, there's more of these agender alliteration fetishists?

This was one I made a thread on today, mainly to shed light that there are a bunch of these bizarre pages that should be looked into.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ami-t...ry-queer-feminist-aminonbinary-memitaru.21585

They share a bunch of traits in common. I mainly just did this thread cause this one had the least amount of people following them so I figured there might be more to this one.

 

[Trombonista]

I've seen the term aporagender thrown about numerous times, but I still don't know what it actually means other than "look at me I'm special!"