Careercow AwesomeDisneyToys -

[Ray Streip]

No idea how this ended up in my YouTube recommendations, but it's so cringe-worthy: his channel is dedicated to reviewing/demoing kids toys, but then you find shit like this as well.

No info on him anywhere, but he tries so hard to sound kid-friendly that I'm almost wondering if he's got issues

 

[Squealer]

Not a lolcow/ that is an awesome candy

 

[Doctor Druid]

Does he chimp out online? If not, he's just a harmless dude with a kid's channel.

 

[Megapiss]

Not a pedo, he just wants those sweet Youtube ad bucks. There are lots of videos geared towards little kids on Youtube, and many have absurd view counts (743 million!) because dumb parents will let their 3 year old stare at an ipad for 8 hours a day.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

A youtuber who paid to get recommended to you and has a targeted audience that isn't you is a bad businessperson not a lolcow

 

[KFC]

Not even close to a lolcow. Just one of those awful spam toy channels that gets tens of millions of views per video. Nothing really special about this one.

 

[Ray Streip]

Does he chimp out online? If not, he's just a harmless dude with a kid's channel.

Not sure yet, only discovered him tonight.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

I predict amazing things from this thread.

 

[Lurkman]

Someone, for the love of god, make a thread clearly stating the standards for a lolcow, sticky that thread and punish those that try to go against it.

There's nothing special here, this person has not done anything remotely lolcow-ish (if that is even a term), and it's probably some bored person with a desire for money. nothing less and nothing more.

 

[For The Internet]

Not sure yet, only discovered him tonight.

If you find someone who you think is a potential lolcow it's better to collect info and wait to make a thread until you have evidence of their lolcow-ery. Once you've collected info you can compile a decent OP with links and a brief overview of the cow so people can get an idea of who they are in one post.

If they don't chimp out online or desperately deflect criticism or proudly display their love/fetish for a fictional character or some combination of all of the above they probably aren't a lolcow.

Cringe isn't the same thing as lolcow. There's a lot of lolcows that are cringy and there's a lot of people who are cringy but not lolcows.

Brief list of lolcow basics:

1. They chimp out at any perceived negativity.
Examples: Wogglebug's reaction to the Oz fandom, Chris and blue arms

2. They have an obsession.
Examples: Chris and Sonic, PAB and pregnancy,
Often that obsession is turned into some kind of personal project, such as Sonichu or Maradonia.

3. They give out way too much personal information
Examples: DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, revealing fetishes (Pamperchu), not making any effort to separate their real identity from their fetishes (Dobson).

A lolcow doesn't have all of those qualities, but they usually have at least one. If they don't respond badly to people they're almost certainly not going to be a great lolcow. If they don't overshare we don't really have information. If they don't have an obsession then again, there's not much to talk about.

Obviously mileage may vary, this is just meant to be a brief suggestion of how to separate lolcows from cringy people.

 

[Quijibo69]

It's another kids youtube channel. Those things are a dime a dozen, just look at Pewdiepie.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

No idea how this ended up in my YouTube recommendations, but it's so cringe-worthy: his channel is dedicated to reviewing/demoing kids toys, but then you find shit like this as well.

No info on him anywhere, but he tries so hard to sound kid-friendly that I'm almost wondering if he's got issues

Do you even know what a lolcow actually is?

Making videos on youtube and talking like an exceptional individual is hardly lolcow worthy. My suggestion? Find out a little more about him, like any major chimpouts or fucked up things he's done and present it with the post then and not before.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

No idea how this ended up in my YouTube recommendations, but it's so cringe-worthy: his channel is dedicated to reviewing/demoing kids toys, but then you find shit like this as well.

No info on him anywhere, but he tries so hard to sound kid-friendly that I'm almost wondering if he's got issues

You really need to put pedo in the title to make this thread more memorable

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Is it wrong that I actually want to have my own 2 liter gummy Pepsi?

 

[millais]

Is it wrong that I actually want to have my own 2 liter gummy Pepsi?

I too was curious to see how it was made, but I could not stand the guy's voice long enough to find out.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I too was curious to see how it was made, but I could not stand the guy's voice long enough to find out.

He just pours the soft drink into a pot, adds gelatin and then warms it to make a jello mix. He removes the label from the bottle. Then he cuts a slit in the bottle and puts duct tape over it. Then he pours the mix into the bottle and keeps it in the fridge overnight. Afterwards he removes the duct tape and peels off the bottle. Then he puts the label and cap on the jelly bottle

 

[Vitriol]

sorry but that is not enough for a thread- if you have evidence of chimpouts make a thread in TTS.