Awful food you love - Guilty pleasures galore

[Flying McDaniels]

Sometimes, I like to take slices of cheese, set them on top of the fridge the night before, and eat the dried out leather cheese for breakfast the next day.

 

[Hijaboholic]

Little Caesars unironically tastes good and I will buy it if I am starving and it is one of the first choices I have, if there is not a local restaurant nearby.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I will go to fucking town on the speedway snack bar. Give me those shitty taquitos. I'll buy 8 of them as the poor bastard trying to buy some smokes trembles in fear as I guzzle them down with a mtn dew Baja blast.

 

[Bees]

7-Eleven pizza. $6 for a large pizza that tastes like a greasy sponge. I fuckin love it.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Greggs, Baynes, Peters, all the shitty chain bakeries that sell nasty pastries and snacks. They're honest about their shittiness, as opposed to places like Pret-a-manger and Starbucks that also sell stale greasy pastries but they pretend to be good. You know what you're getting and nobody's pretending it's any better than it is. Decent price for what you get, too, and the coffee doesn't taste burnt.

 

[Honk Hill]

HSP or Halal Snack Pack. It's an Aussie student food thing that become a meme, an alternative to a kebab.

In a container a layer of chips, cheese and kebab/doner meat with the holy trinity of sauces, garlic sauce, bbq and chilli, optional hummus.

 

[Haint]

Sous. Hogshead cheese. Meat jelly. Whatever it's called where it's made.
Imagine chopped bits of a pigs face, ears, cheeks boiled with the pigs feet. Making a brown semi translucent gelatinous mass with random fatty bits of barely indentifable meat.

 

[Slap47]

I like drinking nesquick.
It tastes fucking awful but I drink it because of nostalgia

Try the offbrand stuff. Some of them use dark chocolate so you can feel fancy instead of trashy.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Try the offbrand stuff. Some of them use dark chocolate so you can feel fancy instead of trashy.

But if you add it to milk, doesn't that make it milk chocolate?

 

[Oppressed By Corn Flakes]

Horse is really good and I just love gamey meat in general.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Taco Bell. I have no idea why I enjoy bottom-tier, imitation tex-mex.

 

[SSj_Ness]

Totino's party pizzas are the most cheap, fake tasting shit that doesn't even really taste like pizza... but you're right, they're somehow great. They can't beat good pizza, but I'd rather eat those than other cheap pizzas that actually have a taste more resembling real pizza.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Totino's party pizzas are the most cheap, fake tasting shit that doesn't even really taste like pizza... but you're right, they're somehow great. They can't beat good pizza, but I'd rather eat those than other cheap pizzas that actually have a taste more resembling real pizza.

Agreed, they were even better a decade ago. My favorite was the hamburger one. I still get them for the kids and enjoy one myself from time to time.

Ill add the Philly Cheese Steak Hamburger Helper, it may not taste like a cheese steak but it tastes good whatever it is. It is getting harder to find at the stores.

 

[SSj_Ness]

Agreed, they were even better a decade ago. My favorite was the hamburger. I still get them for the kids and enjoy one myself from time to time.

Ill add the Philly Cheese Steak Hamburger Helper, it may not taste like a cheese steak but it tastes good whatever it is. It is getting harder to find at the stores.

I think I vaguely remember the hamburger pizza, but I don't remember Philly cheese steak Hamburger Helper. That actually sounds good in a "I know this won't taste like what I think it will" kind of way.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Horse is really good and I just love gamey meat in general.

If anyone is curious of what horse meat tastes like but doesn't want to eat it because they're a fucking brony wanting to fuck the horse, try reindeer/caribou heart. They both have the gamey flavor, have a deep crimson color and are extremely lean. Except for the fatty parts in the reindeer heart, cut those away for the true experience.

Little Caesars 5$ hot and ready pizza. crust like cardboard, sauce like battery acid, and cheese like rubber. It's probably the medical equivalent of a bowl of meth, but it tastes like nostalgia to me.

I'm not going to spend all the money to ship it in ice but I would be curious about your opinion of the Grandiosa, a frozen pizza that I hate with a passion because it's cardboard but at the same time it's the informal national dish of Norway. I hate it so much.

 

[Batsy]

Ramen w/ Cream Cheese.

 

[Oppressed By Corn Flakes]

Agreed, they were even better a decade ago. My favorite was the hamburger one. I still get them for the kids and enjoy one myself from time to time.

Ill add the Philly Cheese Steak Hamburger Helper, it may not taste like a cheese steak but it tastes good whatever it is. It is getting harder to find at the stores.

I haven't had HH since I was like 16, but I really liked the Beef Stroganoff kind. I also liked Beef Rice-O-Roni with hamburger.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I hate the shit out of yogurt and apples, but I force myself to eat them because they're quick to grab and eat, and because muh health.

 

[Haint]

Poke salad! Makes a great cheap (as in free) boiled green. If, a BIG if, you pick it and prepare it correctly. If you don't, you are in for a very, very bad time. Poke salad, aka Pokeweed '"Phytolacca americana" is very poisonous in all of its parts, but the young, new leaves can be boiled with several water changes. The water changes are critical to denature and remove the toxins.

 

[comfysocks]

Country fried steak with gravy and those cheap hand pies at 7/11.