Awkward Balls Stories -

[LD 3187]

Here we share with other kiwis awkward stuff that happened to our balls.

The worst is when you're a kid and you go down a slide and the friction pulls your balls up under ur ass and you crush them the whole way down.

 

[Hat]

Tryhard.

 

[Motherboard]

I was told a story about a guy who sat on his balls hard enough to throw up.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

10/10 thread guys

 

[HG 400]

Once a girl tried to playfully slap me on the butt and she slapped me in the balls instead and it hurt really really bad and she said sorry a lot.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

@Dynastia: "now a rapist is on top of you and you just hurt his penis real bad"

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

one time in gymnastics i tried to do bridges and i fell forward and hit my balls on a railing

another time my friend tried jerking off with his balls tied off with string (like a makeshift cockring) and he was sitting in his chair, but he got up and th estring caught on something. it started getting tangles into his pubes and the constriction was so severe that he had to go to the hospital and his tubes were damaged

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Once I was trying to play basketball in PE class and when I got the ball I just dropped it and then everyone yelled at me for losing the game for about a minute until nobody cared because class was over

 

[HG 400]

another time my friend tried jerking off with his balls tied off with string (like a makeshift cockring) and he was sitting in his chair, but he got up and th estring caught on something. it started getting tangles into his pubes and the constriction was so severe that he had to go to the hospital and his tubes were damaged

lol owned

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

lol owned

yeah he got kicked out of the gene pool it was bad but probably not the worst thing to happen though he was a pretty dumb dude

 

[wet_butt]

Imagine not being able to ride a bike because you can't figure out how to not sit on your own balls.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I was buttsacked when I was 19 and I've never been the same since

(a buttsack is when someone grabs your scrotum and punches it into your asshole)

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

I was buttsacked when I was 19 and I've never been the same since

(a buttsack is when someone grabs your scrotum and punches it into your asshole)

So its like gadafiing but with your nutsack instead of a stick

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

So its like gadafiing but with your nutsack instead of a stick

yeh, basically.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

Once when I was a kid I jumped off of the top of my brother's bunk bed and landed on the floor with my shoed foot lodged firmly in my crotch.

 

[melty]

When guys harassed me in elementary school I kicked them straight in the balls

 

[Bogs]

When I was in hospital once to see if I had fractured a bone, in the bed beside me a nurse was telling a little kid that they were more than likely going to have to chop off one of his nuts. When the nurse left, the kid started crying. It was pretty awful to hear.

 

[Tismo]

One time when I was little I didn't see one of my balls and thought I had crushed it like an egg and was worried for weeks.

 

[NumberingYourState]

I was fapping off to the Connor Bible thread so hard I hit my balls and pressed 3.

 

[Kerfuffle]

Testicular torsion occurs when the spermatic cord (from which the testicle is suspended) twists, cutting off the testicle's blood supply, a condition called ischemia. The principal symptom is rapid onset of testicular pain. The most common underlying cause is a congenital malformation known as a "bell-clapper deformity" wherein the testis is inadequately affixed to the scrotum allowing it to move freely on its axis and susceptible to induced twisting of the cord and its vessels.

With prompt diagnosis and treatment the testicle can often be saved. Typically, when a torsion takes place, the surface of the testicle has rotated towards the midline of the body. Non-surgical correction can sometimes be accomplished by manually rotating the testicle in the opposite direction (i.e., outward, towards the thigh); if this is initially unsuccessful, a forced manual rotation in the other direction may correct the problem. The success rate of manual detorsion is not known with confidence.

Testicular torsion is a surgical emergency that requires immediate intervention to restore the flow of blood. If treated either manually or surgically within six hours, there is a high chance (approx. 90%) of saving the testicle. At 12 hours the rate decreases to 50%; at 24 hours it drops to 10%, and after 24 hours the ability to save the testicle approaches 0. About 40% of cases result in loss of the testicle. Common treatment for children is surgically sewing the testicle to the scrotum to prevent future recurrence (orchiopexy).